“Master-jiji” (83) Gives Schoolboys Onanism Classes
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Feb 14, 2009 14:53 JST
- Tags: Chikan, Crime, Old People, Onanism, Saitama, Schoolboys
An 83-year-old man has been arrested after he offered a group of schoolboys classes in the finer points of onanism. He had also apparently been offering impromptu instruction, by way of exposing himself to the school’s younger students, on a charitable basis for a number of years…
The man’s educational efforts ended abruptly when he pulled up alongside a group of six 15-year-old middle schoolers on a country road in his truck, challenging them thus: “This is masturbation; you lot show me yours. I’ll give you ¥100.”
Whilst offering this and similar incentives, he exposed the lower half of his body to the lads.
The boys, in as fine an argument for allowing children mobile phones as one could ask for, promptly drew their phones and began photographing the man’s face, and then summoned police.
After his arrest for public indecency, the man, a farmer, excused himself variously as “I just wanted to take a leak” and “It’s all linked to sex education.”
For the past five or six years, young children in the vicinity had been reporting that an old man would exhibit himself to them from time to time. Amongst the children, he was called “Master-Jiji” (jiji – old codger).
Via Sankei.
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How stupid!! Everyone these days have a cellphone w/camera. What was he thinking!?
And who would want to see his "dried arrangements" anyway?
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Score one for abstinance education...
Trying showing them genitals that still function, crazy 85-year old farmer guy.
*facepalm*
Kinda reminds me of that guy... in James Joyce's Dubliners... the one who excused himself from the two schoolboys to go out into the field to ... relieve... himself.
I read somewhere that the refractory period(i.e. the period in which your p0n0s won't work after orgasm) for a 70 year old is around hours to days.
Since this dude is 83, 5-6 years wouldn't have resulted in too many incidents seeing how he can't "power up" as often. oh wait....
Try as I might I could not think of a more interesting cover picture for this...
I don't think we would have wanted to see that anyways...
Those kids should have beat him up afterwards for good measure.
why is it so much easier for girls....*rolls eyes*
Because if Artefact had managed to come up with a GUY exposing his nether-regions, it would've scarred us.
Idk though, I remember in some anime where a guy exposed himself... flasher style. Not sure which anime though.
What about that guy who came back from the dead as a demonic chikan? Wearing nothing but a cape and a smile, iirc XD.
Inukami!
Keita has mastered the art of exposing himself!
In Inukami, I mean.
There's many different type of man in this world ~_~
Hes been doing this for 5-6 years and no one did anyhting. woah
Those kids are like in training detectives. Wierd shit happens = automatically take out your phone and record/take photos of everything.
100 yen is not worth my time... Better make it 10,000 yen.