“Master-jiji” (83) Gives Schoolboys Onanism Classes

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An 83-year-old man has been arrested after he offered a group of schoolboys classes in the finer points of onanism. He had also apparently been offering impromptu instruction, by way of exposing himself to the school’s younger students, on a charitable basis for a number of years…

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The man’s educational efforts ended abruptly when he pulled up alongside a group of six 15-year-old middle schoolers on a country road in his truck, challenging them thus: “This is masturbation; you lot show me yours. I’ll give you ¥100.”

Whilst offering this and similar incentives, he exposed the lower half of his body to the lads.

The boys, in as fine an argument for allowing children mobile phones as one could ask for, promptly drew their phones and began photographing the man’s face, and then summoned police.

After his arrest for public indecency, the man, a farmer, excused himself variously as “I just wanted to take a leak” and “It’s all linked to sex education.”

For the past five or six years, young children in the vicinity had been reporting that an old man would exhibit himself to them from time to time. Amongst the children, he was called “Master-Jiji” (jiji – old codger).

Via Sankei.


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    Comment by hauntedview
    00:53 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How stupid!! Everyone these days have a cellphone w/camera. What was he thinking!?
    And who would want to see his "dried arrangements" anyway?
    ____)~~ ~;( . Y . )
    _))

    Comment by LoliHat
    04:02 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Score one for abstinance education...

    Comment by Firetribe
    02:21 15/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Trying showing them genitals that still function, crazy 85-year old farmer guy.

    *facepalm*

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    Comment by basilio
    19:01 14/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kinda reminds me of that guy... in James Joyce's Dubliners... the one who excused himself from the two schoolboys to go out into the field to ... relieve... himself.

    Comment by SnooSnoo
    18:08 14/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I read somewhere that the refractory period(i.e. the period in which your p0n0s won't work after orgasm) for a 70 year old is around hours to days.
    Since this dude is 83, 5-6 years wouldn't have resulted in too many incidents seeing how he can't "power up" as often. oh wait....

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    Comment by Artefact
    15:03 14/02/2009 # ! Transparent

    Try as I might I could not think of a more interesting cover picture for this...

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    Comment by Palmtop Tiger
    15:15 14/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't think we would have wanted to see that anyways...

    Those kids should have beat him up afterwards for good measure.

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    Comment by ZippyDSMlee
    15:58 14/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    why is it so much easier for girls....*rolls eyes*

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    Comment by basilio
    19:01 14/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Because if Artefact had managed to come up with a GUY exposing his nether-regions, it would've scarred us.

    Idk though, I remember in some anime where a guy exposed himself... flasher style. Not sure which anime though.

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    Comment by Miroku74
    21:40 14/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What about that guy who came back from the dead as a demonic chikan? Wearing nothing but a cape and a smile, iirc XD.

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    Comment by CC
    21:39 14/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Inukami!

    Keita has mastered the art of exposing himself!

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    Comment by Miroku74
    21:41 14/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In Inukami, I mean.

    Comment by Tomoya
    15:02 14/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's many different type of man in this world ~_~

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:01 14/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hes been doing this for 5-6 years and no one did anyhting. woah

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    Comment by exia
    15:23 14/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Those kids are like in training detectives. Wierd shit happens = automatically take out your phone and record/take photos of everything.

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    Comment by mark
    17:27 14/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    100 yen is not worth my time... Better make it 10,000 yen.



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