Otaku Heaven: Mai Room
- Categories: Anime Figures, News
- Date: Feb 13, 2009 08:56 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Collections, Dakimakura, Otaku, Ronery, Switzerland
This is the room of Swiss uber-otaku Melonpan, of dakimakura waifu Nia fame. His dakimakura harem is rivaled only by his enormous collection of figures and manga, enough to put the most ronery of 2ch otaku to shame… Behold, “mai room”:
Such tall stacks of figures and manga may present a safety hazard, though at least Bern is not prone to earthquakes…
Some kind of all out war appears to be raging between his legions of Saber figurines. Why have one when you can have many?
All he lacks is an ita-PC…
See more pictures at source: Meido Cafe. He deserves his place on the otaku terror ranking, despite looking relatively normal…
Thanks to Divine for the tip.



























Bullet Girls 2 PV Unsurprisingly Naughty
Bashful Homura Figure
To Love-Ru Darkness Tentacle Troubles Abound
Mangaka Celebrate Twintails Day
Hoppa Hentai Vaginar Virgin Red Sentai Parody Onahole
Taimanin Yukikaze “Lowest of the Low!”
Yandere Simulator Gets Personal
Naruto SUN Storm 4 OP Endlessly Energetic
Saijaku Muhai no Bahamut Hardly Draconic
Splatoon Squid Sisters Invade NicoNico Tokaigi 2016
Top 9 Anime of 2015, According to IGN
Rena Momozono’s Hot Hardcore F***ing Eloquently Titled
Rance Hikari o Motomete Battles Hard
Final Fantasy XV “Might As Well Be An FPS”
Dimension W Spreads It Open
Okasare Hero Strategically Sexy
Studio FOW Alice H-Short “Truly Mad!”
Uppers PV “All About The JKs!”
Danny DeVito Desired For Great Detective Pikachu
Kantai Collection Movie PV Bright & Cheery
Alluring Ahri Cosplay Magically Charming
Tsukihi Araragi BDSM Ero-Cosplay by Komugi Platinum Sexy
Goddess of Twitter “Pink & Perky!”
Serene Horo Cosplay Pure Gold
Iona Ero-Cosplay by Komugi Taking on Water
Cute Kashima Cosplay Full of Elegance
Umaru Ero-Cosplay by Asami Hamsterific
Goddess of 2ch: “Pink & Soft All The Way!”
Kuroneko Cosplay by Mikehouse Full of Life
Busty Hotaru Cosplay Delightfully Delectable
LOL, enormous collection of figures. I will give him the other stuff but models he doesn't nearly have half compared to me :)
Pics or it didnt happen :3
-Shot for a bad 4chan meme-
WTH... Heaven O_O
projector for Wii?
MTV room raiders here we go. That would be epic.
... This guy is nucking futs...
The first thing that came into my mind was. what's his job. I mean "that" must have cost A LOT.
I have that fan on the left of pic #014. I really wish I could say the same for all the other otaku paraphernalia, though ...
HOLY F---ing S--T IS THAT BLOOD ON THE FLOOR!?!?!?
Wow. This guy is just kind of awesome. I mean, I can't believe he spent all this money. But jesus! From a certain perspective, that room is beautiful. Absolutely gorgeous. Look, boys. If you're going to be a maddened otaku, at least do it properly, like this gentleman. He'd get 150% more points from me without the dakimakura, though. Don't like those, personally. But I have to say in a weird way I kind of envy his gf.
So sad... this guy stuff is awesome, but i can bet my life than he has not gotten laid in more than 12 months... maybe is even a virgin still.
Geez.. i prefer having girls than uber otaku stuff... its pains me deeply though.
Read the comments first. :p
Does he have a girlfriend?
Just wondering.
Delicious copypasta of AnonX's comment, which sould've been read before posting the same question for the hundredth time: "Uhm, he got a gf recently and isn’t afraid to post about it on his blog ;)"
*should
fix'd
there's a competetion hidden inside!
anyone who spots the 989 differences in respect to one year ago may win any or all of:
- one bag of potatoes
- one littlebusters frisbee
- one melonpan pantsu shot
also, all hail melonpan! :3
That... Wow just wow.
It's amazing how much disposable income one can get when they've never had a girlfriend, don't have (and will never have) kids and don't do anything apart from sit in their room and touch themselves.
I sense penis envy there.
Mom, is this heaven?
It all looks good, but he sure doesn't know how to use a camera. Should of done them in force flash.
Holy shiiiiiiii..... I'm just lost for words. Would even the craziest of otaku spend this much on merchandises? I don't think so!!! =D
They can do even worse than this.
NO ROBOTS = EPIC FAIL!!
What robots? If you mean mecha, there are several Gundams, a Rick Dom, a Gelgoog and a Z'Gok among his stuff.
Where'd he get that Potemayo? or am I just not looking hard enough again? -.-
How sad. =]
I'm so jealous! This is like a portrait of an impossible dream for a female, seeing as there's an unbelievable lack of merchandise directed towards female otakus. And as much as I can appreciate and accept moe anime girls, it's not exactly something I really want to post up all over my walls or have figurines of bikini-clad rei posing beside my manga. *sob*
That isn't Good.
Go get a soccer poster instead of a inexsitent girl.
why the hell would you want a socer poster when you can have a drawn chick instant?
And I thought Switzerland was the land of reason, money, business, and by-the-clock punctuality and discipline.
How wrong I was. T_T
Did he have 4 sega dreamcast's stacked on top of each other....?
Poor bastard. I really feel sorry for him.
Must have a mental illness or something.
fuck you!!! melon sama rules!!!
lol here is my room.
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/forums/topic.php?id=4232
that's so lucky...O.O i want those stuff...>.<
I know you did. You zoomed in on the PC pic to try to see what GPu hes running. Don't deny it!
I'd like to go there when I die if possible.
He could have invested his money in more sensible things... But the room's perfectly tidy at least.
The first time i feel so ashamed at my messed up room :|
Yet again proves that hardcore otaku have lots of money...
Not bad.......... wish I could say the same for the cowboy boots in his closet.
he had an awesome room, and he threw it all away. so stupid.
he didnt threw anything away...
E-Explain the missing sign of any used tissues on the floor
holy cow, what is he, one of bill gate's lost son?
either he robbed a bank, or he's got a job on par with gates that pays beyond belief.
What has been seen cannot be unseen
I'm fucking jealous and fucking poor.
I'm going to hang myself. Have a nice day
Hmmm Am I the only one who can rival this guy in figures department anyway.
1)Got twice more gundam figure 4 PG version.
2)4 dakimakura and 2 oppai mousepad.
3)Wall full of Paris Hilton and singers poster and some anime.
4)Thrown away twice the amount of manga he has and some H-manga.
5)Where did you got that potemayo I want one too.
6)Enivous of your chair and wide screen TV.(mine still working even after 8 years)
7)My room is not this clean.
sorry he beat you at "hmmm..."
Everything looks good and in order, but I think thats really freak! I mean, there are more things out there in the world than Manga or anime.
He seems to support a specific interest for the DFC
I can't say that I envy his room... just amused.
Isn't this dude taking it too far already? It's like the point of no return x_x
Wonder how will this be able to carry on to his old days...