One of the more maniacal otaku proclivities (and even non-otaku may own them) is towards the use, abuse, and collection of artificial wives, life sized dolls designed with sexual satisfaction, or a least a substitute for it, in mind.
In Japanese, in something of a calumny towards the Netherlands, such a doll is known as a “Dutch wife” (which also covers other artificial vaginas), doll, or sex doll. They range from the soul destroyingly basic, to works of extraordinary craftsmanship, which when eventually mated with Japanese skill in robotics will doubtless cause a collapse in birth rates worldwide.
In the mean time, you can examine the state of the art below:
very-very nice
KIMOCHI II ZO
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My best friend and Wife of 2 Decades died of Cancer 10 years ago’
Most women my age are single because they are Crazy! I don’t want to hear about how the 4 times they were married’ how it was not their fault the marriage failed’ these Stupid Bitches always think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence’
So like driving in heave traffic’ you switch to what looks like the fast lane only to be pasts by all the car from the lane you just left.
And Collage age girls are a lot of fun’ but I am fed up with being their Secret Older Lover, I’m good enough to go out with and screw but I can’t let anyone know we are in a relationship!
And we can’t get married because I am older the they are’
I was a good husband and provider’ a good father who finished raising his kids alone after his wife died, a Hero, a service connected disabled Vet who beat an injury that was a death sentence to most’ and I am getting better, stronger and more powerful every year’ I get to watch people around me grow old and frail.
I still ride my skateboard and I will continue to ride it when you are riding around in a Hoveround’
I never wanted to be single’ I wanted to spend the rest of my life with my wife’
I’m feed up with just hooking up and stupid revolving relationships’
I’m feed up with this Modern Screwed Up Society and all its Stupid Drama’
I’m going to by one of these Doll’s and keep all the Big Dollars I earn for myself’
Who knows maybe one day they will make a Doll I can Dance with’
This is what science has achieved.