Stabber Prostitute Breaks into Home to Charge Phone
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Feb 7, 2009 05:11 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Crime, Keitai, Prostitution, Real Estate, Theft, Tokyo
“I couldn’t afford the electricity” – a female prostitute who broke into her neighbour’s home using a key she stole and copied the year before, and then charged her phone, took such exception to the objections of her neighbour to this trespass that she began slashing her with a kitchen knife.
She was soon arrested, and claimed poverty had her bereft of lighting or heating, let alone the ability to charge her phone…
The problem apparently began when the lady of negotiable affection (34) had her chat with a friend interrupted when the battery on her phone was exhausted. She used her key to the neighbouring apartment, a copy, to enter whilst her neighbour was out, and charged her battery there.
She had apparently acquired the key by stealing another key left in the apartment whilst it was being renovated; thinking it useful, she had a copy made (and presumably returned the original).
Her neighbour noticed the intrusion, and confronted the scarlet trespasser. A row erupted. The prostitute ran back to her kitchen, and came back wielding a kitchen knife, the blade generously sized at 17cm.
In the ensuing fracas, she cut both hands of her neighbour, wounding her, but was soon arrested and charged with assault and violating the Swords and Firearms Control Law (which allows carrying about only blades of a few cm).
The harlot stabber pleads poverty: “I was experiencing economic hardships, and I was living in my apartment without even lighting or heating.” She does not explain how come she had a charged mobile phone or how she paid for this…
Via Sankei.
In Japan these sorts of night trades are referred to as the “mizushoubai”, the water trades, and this mainly reflects their unstable earnings.
People working in such capacities often have great difficulty securing regular accommodation due to their propensity to not pay their rent, which is apparently not without basis in fact…
At least she was not charged with stealing the electricity…
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It's all thanks to the recent recession T_T.
No excuses for this woman's brazen stupidity, recession or no. *there's a 50% chance she will get raepd in the showers* ;)
if is yuri, is not raepe
“I was experiencing economic hardships, and I was living in my apartment without even lighting or heating.”
Not an excuse to go into your neighbor's house using a key copied from the original to just charge your phone and attack the owner with a knife. Enjoy your life in prison!
"the lady of negotiable affection"
XD .. That a nice alternate name
yea, cellar-fcp!
gotta love that guy
Must not be a very good prostitute if she has to cut people up to charge her phone.
Well she could just find some guy to have sex with and get paid while have her phone charge for free at the same time......
*sigh* She really must be something to actually do that. =_=
Can't wait to resume her chat is why, negotiating affection might take a while.
No insight on the story, but that picture is freaking gorgeous.
Nice pic....
You should read the manga
The artist is Cellar-fcp
only my fav artist by far...
his deviantart: http://cellar-fcp.deviantart.com/
his Pixiv: http://www.pixiv.net/index.php?id=254629
i stalked >8DDD
Thankyou so much Sir!
I wanted it badly.
That picture is EPIC for this post.
Don't mess with hookers they are skilled at handling swords...
How the hell did the resident know that the electricity had been used? The door knob had smudges on it?
poor or not you gotta stay connected.
Next step: MUGEN character!
Satsugai...Satsugai...Satsugai se yo
I think she would have liked Fuckingham Palace more though ;)
You sure it's not an Alter Ego?
Since she seems to be having a lot of 4-A, I would have thought she might favor Detarame Mazakon Cherībōi instead..
Fuck I cant charge my phone. Time to stab a nigga.
17cm isn't big for a kitchen knife. How do chefs operate without breaking this Sword and Firearm law regularly? Anyway, for some reason I just think it sounds more badass for someone to break a Sword law than a Firearm law. I guess guns are just thuggish to me, but a sword...
Yah, I know. How the hell are chefs suppose to carry around their kitchen knife to work now? What is up with these Japanese laws!?
exactly killing yourself with a gun is gangsta. But killing yourself with a sword is honorable. i'd rather have honor than be a thug.
If honor is cutting your self open so your guts hang out to feel excruciating pain so your best friend or coworker can chop your head off, then sign me up.
At least she will be able to play cell phone games in her jail cell.
...I have to say that Oni Wan's art made this post that much more epic.