Hackers Can Turn Your Home Computer Into A Bomb!
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Feb 5, 2009 10:35 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Hacking, Mass Media, Parody, PC Hardware
Hackers can turn our PCs into bombs, killing whomsoever they please at will, we are told. You can read the terrible details of their onslaught in the article above.
The piece itself was published by the highly esteemed Weekly World News. Strangely, the good Arnold Yabenson disappears from history with the grave warnings given here…
Dating back to 2000, thankfully it seems the destructive practices outlined in the article never became commonplace, otherwise we might be facing megatons of exploding emails on a daily basis.
Via e-jump.









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Holy shit, I'd better unhook that C4 and electronic trigger from my motherboard
Lain? LAAAAAAIIIIINNNNN!!!!
Hey where's your luggage, it would be a great addition to the pages of the Weekly World News!
It's a Microsoft!
All you computer are belong to us.
We will exploit their weak point for... MASSIVE DAMAGE!
....a bomb for your comp's programs, data, and systems to be precise
....yeah right,, stupid terrorist would believe that
Lol, I never laughed so hard in my life. These people has no common sense.
.... Blow me until I come all over the kingdom?
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Well back in the days some when capacitors were rather very large. The hacker/programmer can some send a code to computer to reverse polarity of the capicitator at very rapid rate, causing them to explode. I think also they some how send a code to CRT or what mutiki said. The capacitor which has enough volts to stop your heart and knock you a few feet back. So the explosive power can be great.
When we are in front of the PC and surfing the net...a different kind of explosion occurs when surfing at hentai sites...if you know what i mean XD
Its definitely a fake, i mean, come within 2 digits of cracking an 87-digit Russian code that will send nuclear missiles that will decimate 5 major American cities?! Im no historian or will i ever claim my history is good, but as far as im concern, wouldnt America react to the missile as a potential threat even if they are in a truce with the Russians? And how can a simple attachment alter the electrical blah blah that is not at all related to the CPU?
Not to mention you never know how close you are from deciphering something until you get it right. If there was a way to know when you're "warmer" it'd take an exponentially inferior ammount of time (think 5 minutes instead of 5 millenia).
You CAN blow your monitor by trying to set it to a refresh rate that it doesn't support, though I doubt any modern PC monitors would actually expose.
this came from some stupid newspaper in the US....figures >_>
Yes it does happen in my dreams
HACKERS RULE!!!
tell me now artefact? are you trolling or just bored honestly this looks like repost. did i see it here already? there's no other reason to post the old stuff then to make the "older than the internet" crowd rage. next you'll try to make me sick of transvestites wont you?
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hello there /g/ - Technology
-isac
Rest In Peace, Weekly World News. I already miss you and your wacky, wacky, headlines. The magazine unfortunately ceased paper publication in 2007.
I can now threaten the world with my 1337 html, javascript, c+= and c skillz.
With several lines of code, i can now turn your processor's molecules into a BOMB.
PH33R M33333333!!!!
>When the receiver downloads the attachment, the electrical current and molecular structure of the central processing unit is altered, causing it to blast apart like a large hand grenade.
>the electrical current and molecular structure of the central processing unit is altered
>the [...] molecular structure [...] is altered
Holy crap, this means we can perform miracles! By altering the molecular structure of the CPU, we can create ANYTHING out of the CPU!
On a more serious note, at some point in the semi-near future, people WILL be able to kill you and get away with it. At the moment, strong lasers are too large and heavy to use as a serious weapon, but the size is decreasing as technology improves. If the US still allows anyone to own a weapon by the time laser technology has improved enough to be used as a short-distance weapon (like a handgun), people can kill people using such a laser weapon and get away with it - the only thing you can tell from a laser-inflicted wound is what direction the laser came from. You cannot tell which laser weapon was used to commit the crime or anything like that. If you don't touch the victim or anything, you could just kill someone and get away with it.
US only, though. Like guns, anybody caught owning a laser weapon in a decent country would get in trouble with the law.
lol@"decent country"
On the one hand, I've read all sorts of baloney (i.e. hoaxes) such as that for years, beginning with the "Good Times" email virus (the one that supposedly puts your computer into an "Infinite n'th loop" until its processor burns out).
On the other hand, in anime, anything can blow up if manipulated in certain ways (first thing I recall is one episode of Sailor Moon, when Minako, while taking care of a sick Usagi, tries to operate an FM Radio to play soothing music, but manipulates the controls too fast, causing the radio to explode in her face, leaving her all black).
There should be some strict laws to deal with the hackers.
This happened in Battle Programmer Shirase & yeah it was funny as hell.
haha prety funny ^^
"the electric current and molecular structure of you cpu will be altered, causing it to explode like a hand-grenade"
yeah right... xD
but a lot of people probably believed that =/
a lot of diginoobs arround
People should learn or know more about the machine they use every day; a computer.
More breaking news guys, Bigfoot saves little girl from out-of-control trailer, psychics predict the end of the world is next september 11th, and Batboy is resurrected as a zombie!
I love the Weekly World News lol. Too bad they went out of print recently... now it's The Sun.
Heh. This reminds me of Fox News's internet hate machine clip. Except its with your computer and with all your porn.
Double whammy.
I hope it was a hoax!!!
Apparently, while not true for desktop computers, it's quasi-true to laptops and specially cellphones. :P
That is a bunch of bullsh*t. There's no way computers can be blown up from that far away.
not possible.. unless your PC run on kerosine or something which has a powerful enough explosion... or a real explosive device or the computer or the parts you bought is from an unknown group or company who is actually produce bombs...
exploding disc inside a disc rom isn't possible neither... saw it on mythbusters.
computers will normally just shut off from overheating of the CPU if there are too many programs bieng processed... and there aren't any parts in a normal average PC which is within the risk of exploding... =.='
well, faulty electrical wiring and causing it to burn then suddenly burning your house down or the flame reaching something nearby which might explode is probably the closest thing that could possibly happen...
let Gambit touch your computers...
btw hackers or crackers connecting to your pc... can only sabotage your software system, programs, files, documents and porns... no actual physical harm can be done... only your feelings...
well probably if somekind of online hypnotism or a software of such exist. never heard of anything like that though...
Then, you realise something:
This is from the Weekly World News!
Called lrnin2read. >.>
when they said "knocked out those three online major businesses" ...they did'nt metion anyone dying.
and
-vandalized FBI and US army websites
-broken into chinese military network
-coming within two digits of cracking an 87-digit Russian security code that would have sent deadly missiles hurling toward five or America's major city...
hmm... i've heard of explosive devices bieng triggered by celfones... but no reports stating any home computers exploding... plus these 3 reports can all simply be refer to as "cyber-terrorism" especially the 3rd one...
and the electrical current and molecular structure of the CPU bieng altered... what the hell?! some kind of einstein?
that Arnold Yabenson is just bieng way too paranoid... he must probably thinking... "We must not become 'hi-tech', 'it' might be good for us... but it is also might be bad for us" or something like that.
plus if any super hacker genius or terrorist with the ability to do something like that... it is most possible that there's another genius out there who has a counter measure for it.
you can't just expect everything to go "bad"
not everything in this world 'no matter how bad anyone would look at it as it is' is negative...
look! in this darkness a tiny spec of light! hahahahah
Not the Onion?
Really?!
Die Hard 4.
Yeah, and the hacker's OS looks like some slick interface on a little PDA which they can remotely access military servers to do their evil deeds.
You've got Hacks!
-ding-
Don't laugh, my brother died like that.
RIP...
Like I would ever say that...
You forgot to continue with "to shreds".
Die Hard 4.0 made this bomb feature into a plot device...
i suspect the owner customize a c4 upgrade on their PC.. oops, spoiler XD
Got TOD?
Gotta be ready for next respawn.
not unless the haxors hold you back.
Hahaha, your brother is dead.
ROFL
ROFL.....
You got to be joking here.....
lurkmoar
LMFAO
Did he drop any good loots?
You do know now that you've said that, everyones gonna make fun of you...oh wait...