The below image, purportedly of a test from a Japanese “English” class exam, strangely includes atypical names that would only be familiar to fans of Code Geass and Gundam 00.
Putting aside whether it is genuine or not (it certainly wouldn’t be the strangest thing yet seen in a Japanese English class), it is amusing to fill in the blanks…
Saijaku Muhai no Bahamut “Dragons & Mechs?”
Monster Hunter X Megaman Event Profusely Blue
Love Live! Sunshine!! MV “Will Brighten Up Your Day!”
Top 10 Best Anime Girls of 2015
Hai to Gensou no Grimgar “Has Oppai!”
Picking Up Japan Express Vol. 36 Worth a Pickup
Dimension W Out Of This World
Odin Sphere: Leifthrasir PV Certainly Nostalgic
One-Punch Man Soundtrack PV Packs A Wallop
XmasTrickStar “A White Christmas Indeed…”
Wo-Class Carrier Ero-MMD In Dire Straights
Voice Translation Tool Promotional Video “Inexcusable!”
Luck & Logic Far From Lucky
Yandere Simulator Possibly Headed to Kickstarter
Top 20 Recent Anime Most In Need Of A Sequel
Hyrule Warriors Legends PV Clashes Interminably
Akagami no Shirayukihime English Dub Surfaces
Koukaku no Pandora Really Opens That Box
Gate Season 2 Darker Than Ever
Super Sweet Sonico Bikini Figure
Delectable Dizzy Cosplay by Lechat
Dark Elf Cosplay by Non Very Dark Indeed
Titillating Tamako Cosplay Perfectly Pink
Goddess of 2ch: “Full of Lust & Urges (& Also Videos)!”
Raunchy Reisen Inaba Cosplay by Tsuyato
Haruhi Bunny Girl Cosplay Rocks Out
Youmu Ero-Cosplay by Madoka Adachi Deadly Sexy
Comiket 89 Cosplay Sickeningly Sweet
Comiket 89 Cosplay A Guilty Pleasure
Comiket 89 Cosplay Ceaselessly Sexy
Lol, wish I could learn my Japanese the same way....
>.<
i lol'd so hard XDDD
Why couldn't my highschool English teacher be like that T.T
There are a lot of foreign students from America, Canada, and other places of the world that go to Japanese elementary and high schools to teach english in different programs.
Around my area it is known as the JET program and I've heard of many an anime fan run off to Jpan in that fashion. My guess is likely, someone like that prepared the above test for lulz.
"I WANT YOU TO COME OVER AND FUCK MY SISTER"
Something like that?
that was maritan english learning right?
ROFLMAO
This reminds me a lot of that, mari-tan was hilarious.
Nonono. Its more like this:
"I LIKE YOU. WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND FUCK MY SISTER."
wrong, it's I like you. Please come over to my house and fuck my sister
Well, anything to make learning English interesting I guess.
Malaysian otakus! Remember the 'Moving With English' textbooks? LOL!
A student probably geassed celestial being into blackmailing her to change the test lol
Or maybe he just geassed the answers...
nice questions but i have a question:
DOES THE MAKER OF THIS TEST IS AN OTAKU?
epic.
an otaku-sensei hum...
sounds good
So many replies and no non-joke translation yet?
DO want this test.
this reminds me a bit of my grade 9 math class where one of the example questions on the board had Naruto mixing various drinks so he would have enough for breakfast. This was a couple months before the first episode of Naruto was aired on Canadian tv. After the question was done some girl asked why he would mix the drinks like that and the teacher said "Because Naruto is an idiot."
Then there was the time when we were playing jeopardy and the 500 point bonus question was name an anime. That was the only question that came up during the game I could answer and I was up to answer for my team, I won.
And then on the algebra test the teacher made a question about buying a certain amount of of ps2 and GBA games costing a certain amount of money. I was able to get the answer right only because the teacher used the real world prices for GBA and PS2 games in Canada at the time.
lol about your naruto question!
Ale's "I have control" line starts to haunt me..
My bet t was one of the JTLE teachers who designed the test; probably also an otaku who thought the kids would relate >_>
Definitely, I know ALEs who make quizzes based on jpop, anime etc all the time, just for something the kids might actually take an interest in (since English is pretty much the bottom of their 'give a shit about' pile). And of course there's the famous "fill in the blank" Penny Arcade strips, I know those get a workout...
3rd question, I see the test maker/teacher is into BL
Quen...whats the sauce for the nice pix you posted?
Like the true connoisseur I am, I always enjoy my pictures with a good sauce.
Happy Water
http://www.eonet.ne.jp/~happy-water/
Some gorgeous artwork there, and the circle releases doujin, sometimes in full color, fairly regularly.
Excuse me while I go laugh myself silly.
Do you ever sleep
hahaha oh my god
By the way, where is Artefact from?
Mount Olympus
He doesnt know the meaning of that word xD
Au contraire - I sleep quite a lot, and as I've been a bit too busy to post much lately, I've had a good amount these past few days.
Artefact, on the other hand, does not sleep. Perhaps he's a robot...
or a Famine
or Like the Fireball!
Or Kusanagi Motoko... mystery~
Hahaha, LoLztrons!
"Suzaku raped her with my lunch"! - lol
Or a Gundam
ORE WA GUNDAM? I swear I have only ever had my Japanese key input work right only once, and no clue how it just did.
Man, I wanna become a celebrity on Sankaku too! I need to troll more.
Or God.
Mr. Kami-sama
Or an Innovator...
1. _ _ _ who to fuck _
2. _ _ very _ when he _ my bones
3. _ _ _ which of _ he undressed
4. _ took _ happily _ _
5. _ left _ tampon _ _
6. _ fucked _ with _ _
Sadly those ARE the correct answers
Zero fuck me with his guitar? OMFG!? O.o'
it should be fucked :P
#4 = _ took _ naked _ _
its better ;)
Suzaku left her tampon my lunch?
I accidentally the whole bottle. Is that bad?
Yes, she did.
That will be in question 5. Close passage :)
They live in "No Child Left Behind," man. Finally, they're throwing these kids some sort of slack. ;)
I guess they haven't had "No Child Left behind" yet?- lol.
Guess you can't read Japanese. It is a proper G-related answer. Funny find, though!
wwwwww lol
wwwww you are such a weaboo to use wwwwww on an english language site wwwww
mm good work using wwww and lol in the same post