Hymen Fetches $3.7 Million – Virginity Serious Business
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jan 15, 2009 13:19 JST
- Tags: Auctions, Bizarre, Marketing, Otaku, Photoshop, Prostitution, San Diego, USA
A student flogging her virginity to the highest bidder claims hymen hunters the world over are showing an interest, with bidding reaching $3.7 million, and one optimistic suitor even promises her a live tiger.
The prostitute in question, Natalie Dylan (22), insists she is not in fact demeaning herself and sullying her good name like a common harlot, but is instead engaged in a cunning fund raising venture to see herself through college; she intends to put her tremendous moral rectitude to good use, as she is studying to become a marriage counsellor.
She put herself on up for auction in September, initially attracting bids of a mere $250,000, but ferocious bidding from thousands of virgin hunters has since driven that up to $3.7 million, a sum sure to threaten the chastity of all but the most stalwart.
The scarlet lady has this to say about her infamous conduct:
“I get some men who are obviously looking for a girlfriend but I try and make it clear that this is a one-night-only offer.
I know that a lot of people will condemn me for this because it’s so taboo but I really don’t have a problem with that.
My study is completely authentic in that I truly am auctioning my virginity but I am not being sold into this. I’m not being taken advantage of in any way.
I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal.
It’s shocking that men will pay so much for someone’s virginity, which isn’t even prized so highly anymore.”
She does however complain of “weirdos” and “those who get really graphically sexual about what they want to do to me.”
Buyers can be sure of avoiding any unfortunate purchase of second-hand goods, as she is willing to subject herself to medical examination, if that’s what it takes to lay hands on the cash.
Prostitution apparently runs in the family; she opted for the scheme after seeing that her 23-year-old sister Avia managed to pay off her college debts after only three weeks of whoring.
Interestingly enough, her degree is in the non-discipline of Women’s Studies, and she is said to be studying for a postgraduate degree in “Family and Marriage Therapy”, which leads into the career of marriage counsellor.
It will be interesting to see how well she fares in this line of work considering what the first several pages of Google results have to say about her…
More pictures of the unused strumpet:
Looking distinct homely? Somebody forgot to Photoshop the last one and cake her face in makeup by the looks of it…
Via the Telegraph.
So virginity is serious business after all, and the Japanese otaku are not so maniacally freakish as we first thought? Or perhaps this is merely a universal affliction…
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Fugly.
you got that right.........
My buddah. So fucking stupid. "It's not prostitution" What do you think the word Prostitution means!?
Seconded.
GOD look at that man face; that huge nose; that jay leno chin.
Also I RAGED.
Third
Shes not 2D enough! RAGE!!
I lul'd
fugly
Maybe I should buy her and then force her to lose her virginity with a lamppost (think Mahou Shoujo Ai).
"Maybe I should buy her" haha yeah because you obviously have four million dollars to spend on sex.
not only that but she has massive eye bags hanging.
Anonymous virgins raging... i lol'd
what pisses me off is that no guy could do this, theres no way to prove it, and you probily couldent get that much anyway.
and if she wants to be a total ass, she can just hop on, break the cherry, and hop off. i refrence the hentai professor a couple of posts down who used logic to fondle university boobie.
That's because women don't really care about a man's virginity. We're too smart to make that big of a deal about it. Women aren't the one's that have made their virginity a prize, you can thank men for that.
So you should be pissed off about that rather than the fact that you can't sell your virginity on the internet.
If anything, you could sell your ass virginity to the most well respected of eligible gay men.
There is a way to tell.She went on Maury and took a lie detector test.She apparently is a virgin,but she was on a while ago.
He was saying that no GUY could prove they're a virgin, not the girl in question.
Anyway a lie detector test is hardly infallible.
BORING!!!!! There's always some chick trying to 'Whore' herself out for something- She got the idea cause her sister was admittedly a Prostitute for a few weeks to pay for college.
I'm more curious as to the a-hole who'd pay more than $300 to steal that girls flower- she's a "7" in New Jersey and that's being nice!
so ugly(looks like a trap). $3.7million? LOL, dude been jipped.
Millions of dollars isn't worth it. Just find a virgin on your own and become her boyfriend. It's that simple. Although then again, finding a virgin in today's society would be very difficult.. I'm probably the only virgin I know, if the high STD rates among young adults is any indicator.
Can you imagine the irony if she somehow got AIDS or Hepatitus from the winner and died less than 3-5 year after getting her money- lolol.
Hey...it could happen.
heh yeah that'd serve the bitch well.
The process is being facilitated by the Bunny Ranch in Nevada. Both parties will be tested. Her virginity will be proven via medical examination, and she's taken two lie detector tests.
So, no, she won't get an STD and die. So sad for you.
Not as hard as you think, I know quite a few men and women at my college who were virgins when they started. Most of them aren't now after two years but that's just where you gotta look then.
Definitely not worth $3.7 million.
And she wants to be a marriage counselor? What couple would go to a marriage counselor that sold herself? She'd probably have sex with the husband and ruin the marriage anyway. Not saying that she's a slut. Just that she's willing to go for a price.
Cause she's really going to hang a plaque in her office:
"I sold my virginity for 3.7 million"
"Not saying that she's a slut"
yes, you are.
Well, not only is she unexperienced in the ways of love, but actually believes that's a plus? What is the world coming to.
Personally, I would be paying for the delicious tears.
She is playing these fools who want to pay for virginity and thumbing her nose at the dumb@ss misogynistic societies that are the only reason that her virginity is "worth" anything in the first place.
And I totally support her in doing so, and I agree with your analysis.
those high bids are probably coming from middle eastern men. They are into fugly women and virgins.
I hope she gets herpes, and busted for prostitution... and then forced to pay taxes on that money.
The sale is being facilitated by the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, where prostitution is 100% legal. No STDs, no arrests.
For my part, I hope you get raped by a goat and die of colon bleeding =)
how about fat otaku virgin guy? anybody want me? (girl only)
hello?? i will give 5$ bargain... nobody?
Fuck. I laughed, actually pretty hard.
Sorry, already got my fat otaku virgin and made him a man and I got him for free. Plus he's actually not a gross, nasty, type of otaku. I made out like a bandit.
Good luck though.
says the ugly duckling...
She'd have to pay me 3.7 million to fuck her.
lol
Damn look at those freggin feet, shes a goddamn sasquatch. her effin big toe is almost half the length of her whole FOOT. W...T...F... anywho id still give it to her; might even play with dem magic johnson sized feet, she probably likes that sorta shit. damn dumpster sluts >_<
faceless, anonymous posting makes it easy to criticize others' looks, eh?
just look at yourself in the mirror, you're pretty damn ugly!
At the same time, the anonymous isn't the one selling his/her virginity for millions. :P
...pig...disgusting...3D
lol for the last reason
it's just a disgusting 3D slut
you can see some delicious Asian girls gallery in this site
-and it's better for your eyes-
and it will leave you twice as lonely
Fucking ugly.. That's wahy no one wants her fucking hymen...
Did you read the article?
a lot of people, in fact, do really want her 'fucking' hymen. To the tune of 3.7 million bones.
DO NOT WANT
she looks very jew. publicity stunt confirmed.
... she has no shame... and the person who bid 3.7kk is stupid. She isn't worth that much, even if she's a virgin. You can probably like go to some south-east Asian country and pay for a virgin for like a thousandth of the price (even less most likely...) and she'll look like waaaaay better than this person. Not like I am encouraging sexual tourism, but it's a fact.
Plus, it's not like you get to keep her. Want some blood & resistance during an intercourse? Get like one of them hymen surgeries or something...
Basilio, u couldnt be more right.
biatch should get bitch-slapped back to freaking reality.
for your plan to work, he would need to be capable of maintaining a functional relationship with a woman, and it's a rare woman who would submit herself to a surgeon's knife so he can get some "blood and resistance" in bed
and anyone who would pay that much for someone else's virginity hardly fits the needed description above (socially capable)