A university professor (62), who taught logic, over a twenty year period called over a thousand of his female students to his office, where he would beguile them with logic into allowing him to fondle their breasts.
He used the same argument each time, and only recently did a student manage to see through it, resulting in his arrest.
His technique was bizarre, but highly logical:
First the professor would call his chosen students to his office, for a lesson in logic:
“I can touch you without laying so much as a finger on you” he would say.
The perplexed students would naturally tend to respond “Impossible.”
If they did, he would follow through with “If I can’t do it, I’ll give you ¥1,000.”
If the student agreed to the “wager”, he would immediately pull out his wallet, hand them a ¥1,000 note, and then begin brazenly fondling their breasts.
Those students who complained of sexual harassment or worse, he would silence with the following line of argument: “As you in fact gave verbal assent to the contract and accepted the ¥1,000 fee, the contract is complete. It’s meaningless to try to take this to court.”
He continued this same tactic for some 20 years without issue, and his victims are thought to number over a thousand. None it seems could overcome his logical arguments, or possessed knowledge of the fact that illegal contracts are unenforceable.
Only recently it seems did a student actually bring this to the attention of the proper authorities; he was soon arrested on charges of indecent assault.
Police are scathing, and are look at adding as many charges as they possibly can: “He abused his knowledge of logic to undertake this dastardly scheme.”
Via (the very dubious) Kyoko.
This unfortunate career of minor infamy certainly place the professor’s reputation in the gutter, but we must also wonder at either the intelligence, or the virtues of his student victims.
Buying his line says little about their wits, whilst settling for a bargain basement groper’s fee of 1,000 also says even less about them…
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Science!
Seconded.
ITS A TRAP!
they work so its okay xD
Everyday is a fine day for science!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! DeeDee, wot hav' you donn¿
The funny thing is this guy approximately payed a million yen overall to grope a thousand girls if the estimate is right. Wow...
No, because if we use logic, we can think that he touched them with the palm of his hand, which allows not to "lay a finger" over them, so he didn't have to pay.
I think we should put this myth to the test. Mythbusters style!
Well, that's pretty dumb. I'd say the students are at fault here for letting themselves be touched, I mean, they're UNIVERSITY (adults in japan?)students, not high school/middle/kindergarden, they've got no excuse for their dumbness or consentment.
Although yeah, sick old man should be punished for the groping.
Most university students in japan are about as mature as high school students in western countries.
Of course, you'd know.
The victims are probably some innocent student
by hearing word "touch" and "body", most women can figure out what's his intention
Or, you know, maybe they were scared by it and just wanted to forget?
Most girls don't want to go screaming about it if they were just assulted. If they were in uni, even more reason, as that sort of thing on one's record can interupt or ruin your studies.
Maybe they enjoyed it?
hey, they got like 10 bucks for it, I'd say a good profit for just a squeeze, right?
....Anyone can see through that!
Were the students sleeping through his classes or something?!
He probably used his logic to put them to sleep, then, well, you can guess what comes next.
1000yen * 1000 pairs of boobs = 1,000,000yen.
Thats 7,713.668 GBP or 11,185.8874 USD for 20 years of boob fondling. also of note, 20 years is about 7,304 days, so thats basicly one girl a week.
Value for money? You decide.
Most people will spend more than 1000 yen on coffee within the span of a week or less.
Not to mention, just being able to claim to have fondled that large a number of breasts is quite a thing. And I imagine he only picked out students that seemed to be worth it.
I think its much more likly he picked out the stupid ones.
So again the ones who had the nicest cans? ;D
second that!
You'd think he'd get bored of it eventually.
How do you get bored of breasts? Especially after only 20?
20 years
Costs you about that much for a boob grab at a strip club table dance.
maybe he thinks stupid students look better and are nicer to touch than strippers? :)
I spend a lot more money on wine each day lol.
Got to love the teaching job really. With knowledge you can easily be superior to others.
anyone who was able to be fooled by his outdated logic deserved to get groped and i feel no regret in saying that
Crafty. Mindfuckery is awesome.
The students dumb enough to fall for it are the ones who take the bet without realizing there's ways to touch somebody without using your fingers. >_>
That's exactly what I thought LOL
but the bastard sais without lifting so much as a finger all he did was take out the money they probably touched his hand while taking the money meaning he didnt touch them they touched him
What about your toes?
Just wait for it:
I can make you find me innocent without laying so much as a finger on you.
smart professor teach lesson to dumb university student....
considering that the number has reach thousands over,
its easy to tell that none of the student in the past 20years know nuts about how contract works...
good job professor~~~
Fondling breasts has always been rocket science. All porn stars graduated on this subject and are highly educated without exception.
I think they thought that if they go to police or whatever, the professor will tell the police about the "contract" and she will be declared as a prostitute.
The victims often think that it will be embarrassing when other people know about the case.
Especially in Japan. Rape victims often won't come forward because they're afraid the shame of it would wreak their lives. To be a victim is to stand out, and can't have that happen in a country that revolves around "social harmony"...
Amazing that he got away with it for 20 years.
Perhaps he was only detected now because attitudes have shifted enough for victims to feel safe to come forward.
A true hero.
OUR new true hero
I'll bet we'll see some lame American rendition of this incident on "Law and Order: SVU" by October, at the latest.
Bom-BOM!
Logic 069: The Logic of Ero-Persuasion ^__^
No, no, you won't need fingers for 69 ^__^
Haha, this guy's a genius!
Brb guys, going to become a logic professor
What logic has done?
As the students should have perceived, the logical error is more basic than the error in legal reasoning.
If not-P then Q
Q
Therefore not-P
Does not follow.
I'd make sure my tutees knew that... but I don't teach logic. I teach ethics.