An Otaku’s Trip to the Pool with his Harem


This otaku decided the prospect of pool antics with his harem of magical girl companions was too good to pass up on, so he opted to take them to the pool with him, going so far as to provide a photographic record of the event for all to see.

Nanoha’s Fate, Hayate and Vita all accompanied him to the public swimming pool, and by the looks of things much fun was had by all:


He is keen to tell us how good being inside Hayate-chan felt, though he complains that Vita-chan was so small as prevent entry; you get the idea about the direction of his thoughts I’m sure.

For him, supporting allowing 2D marriage is likely in no doubt, the issue is likely whether polygamy and loli marriage are to be allowed…

The originating galleries are here and here.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    13:35 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    hahahahaha ZOMG

    Comment by Someone
    14:36 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    crazy moment :P

    Long live the otaku ways of life:P lets express our selfs not only in the darkness of our rooms but in the insanity of this world.If your actualy having fun what problem?Otaku are still ppl...

    small coment however... there are allways exceptions unless you cant consider me otaku and i spend probably 90% of my life time in my room and dont look like somekind of monster...

    Comment by Ahinigami
    20:17 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Creepy and pls dont screw those cute girl T.T

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:14 06/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This almost makes me believe Misaki-Chan exists

    Comment by kenjiharima
    22:44 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    One of the guys looks like Minoru Shiraishi from Lucky Star...

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    Comment by raikentb
    08:54 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Honestly, I'm speechless right now (0_o;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:19 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    That dude needs to suppress his otaku power is overwhelming.....

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:39 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Perhaps it's over...?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:54 02/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)


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    Comment by asianprostitute1500
    04:36 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought for sure when I saw one of them put the dakimakura cover over himself the other two were going to gang-bang him, but it seems I was wrong......

    Comment by RSKuroneko
    03:38 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    The first things I noticed;

    1. The chlorine in the pool water can't be good for those dakimakura...

    and 2. With the pose the guy's making in #10, doesn't he look a bit like Shiraishi Minoru? It does seem like a stunt he'd pull.

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    Comment by Aaeru
    03:28 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    My thoughts exactly. Actually, my first impression was "WTF isn't that Shiraishi?!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:13 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looks like just some guys out for lulz.

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    Comment by xxstraywolfxx
    04:41 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    what should I say about this?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:12 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    At first I laughed at this and thought this guy should know some boundaries, but looking at these pictures, he looks super happy. And somewhere along the way he had some people hang out with him. So, wow, he's actually being more social than me, reading this online on Christmas Eve. Bwahahah! Life.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:14 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Try being public as that in America lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:36 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Meh, you could do that in the US, people would just look at you funny and you might make some moms angry.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:44 01/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is the kind of behavior that causes media sensationalism and knee jerk reactions from the public.

    There is nothing inherently wrong with the act of taking dakimakura to the pool itself (personally I believe it is a great idea as long one can be sure of 100% protection from the elements sunrays, chlorine etc), but causing 'meiwaku' and discomfort to surrounding people in a public facility is not a good idea.

    It only endangers the otaku industry as a whole and the lifestyles of ones fellow comrades.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:23 25/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    no guts no glory!!??

    Comment by exods
    23:58 21/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If I were him, I would shoot myself. How embarrasing

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:11 19/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    eh... you guys never been in japan ? D; also you got it wrong. there is alot diffirent looking otakus. like if you go on akihabara 1st thing that you see is maids and Otakus swarming around. that guy on pics is avg looking otaku. then there is ALOT better lookin ones too. then ofc there is some not so good looking too.

    also most otakus have alot friends and they go shopping together etc. then there is hikkie's too but even they have friends. they just allmost never leave home ;P like ive been visiting one friend quite alot who is hikki* we play some games and blablabla. then someties i even go shopping for him ^^

    oh yeah.. generally there is ALOT otakus in publicity. like. there is even car shows etc for otakus. there is some examples of otaku cars. like said its lifestyle. it doesnt force you to be alone or boring or fall in love with 2D.

    word otaku kinda doesnt even anymore mean nerd etc.
    most otakus have life. why dont you get one too? you can be otaku with life. even hikki's there have more life than you guys do ;P

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:38 10/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't know man, this guy seems like a cool bro.

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    Comment by Shaawin
    18:42 18/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i cant tell if those are his otaku friends. cuz if they are then thats a tiny bit not as embarrassing as if you were by yourself with a bunch of moe pillow covers.

    Comment by wind
    09:35 18/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    so ronery... ;_;


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    Comment by Katameido
    13:44 22/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Still a lot better than stalking those real "lolis" in swimsuits in that pool...

    Comment by omnistrata
    02:01 24/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is definitely a hoot. That and from his looks and health, I'd suspect he'd have had a harem with real girls if he just tried a little bit...

    funny things though ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:44 09/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hilarious, just for laughs hhaha

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:59 04/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Super otakus DO exist!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:44 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is what the ronery tag was invented for

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    Comment by Piroko
    16:58 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    No regrets! \o/

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    Comment by Aoshi
    16:55 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is totally off the otakus-are-mostly-fat-men-in-armchairs generalization.

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    Comment by smakoto
    12:30 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    The general stereotype is that Japanese otaku are actually skinny, lanky guys with glasses, flannel shirts and pants pulled up to their chests. Those are the types I've seen in person, anyway.

    Comment by Takkun
    21:25 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm curious, are most people here fat and plastered to their chair? I'm a skinny bastard, and get more than I think I deserve from women. Oh well, generalizations are stupid all around. LOL thats like saying there are pantsu vending machines are on every corner.

    Comment by Kyuubil
    03:20 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, I get that aswell, I was joking and posted a picture on irc, $female said I looked like someone who would post on /fa/, then postd my picture on /fa/, wherein they all agreed I was good looking.

    Shock to me, I thought I was average looking, but guess that explains why I have so many female friends. >_>

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    Comment by Keigami
    16:47 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Such dakimakura abuse

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    Comment by Miroku74
    17:00 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Could this be considered a case of Spousal Abuse? Given that they qualify as 'Dutch Wives'? XD

    Comment by SnooSnoo
    16:33 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japan - Where lulzy antics ensue

    Comment by stary
    17:10 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    *hahaha* this is realy funny

    i think he´s no hardcore-otaku but he would provoke or getting attention by the others.

    What would happen if you try this in Germany????
    xD xD
    Maybe so can someone see a Lunatic asylum from inside ^,^

    Greets and
    Mery Christmas from Bavaria

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    Comment by Artefact

    I know Bern only speaks German, but otherwise it is comparable, is it not? [ Switzerland.html]

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    Comment by Kageryu
    17:54 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    He's not an otaku, where is his pale skin, greasy hair, and why is he smiling, otaku don't smile, we snicker.

    Comment by Takkun
    21:27 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    ... try meeting some hot otaku's. They definitely exist.

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    Comment by Geerie
    16:39 15/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i exist, i exist, i do, i do. (im pretty good looking from what i understand, lol if i shower that is...)

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:07 25/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Otakus are hot stuff, I am anyway

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:52 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Friends IRL? I'm feeling jealous...

    If I had friends to back me up, I'm sure the lifeguards wouldn't have kicked me out.

    Comment by SaruDa
    16:28 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    He seems awfully sharing with his babies, looks like fun though. Might be able to pull that off in California, but you'd just get charged with public nuisance in this part of the country.

    Comment by blackcat-kun
    14:58 26/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    in malaysia the resident will just bring a buch a people and hit the crap out of you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:49 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought most of otakus are ugly as hell, but from what I see you don't have to be ugly to be a crazy as hell

    Comment by Julius
    16:14 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    you just hit on some dudes.

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    Comment by maga
    17:57 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not all otakus are ugly.

    Comment by JockeII
    19:53 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol only ugly people think that all other otaku/geeks are ugly.

    Personally I despise ugly people and otaku who doesn't care for looks makes the rest of us look bad.

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    Comment by Tony D
    15:39 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, at least he wasn't locked away in his room like most hardcore otaku...?

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    Comment by exia
    15:45 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    after this experiment it will be back the room tho.

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    Comment by maru
    15:54 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, I'd prefer he keep himself in a room. This is just so.. embarrassing.

    Comment by GhostShell
    16:16 31/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It also takes guts to be this casual in public!(but then again I guess in Japan everyone already got used to them, try that in USA or UK and someone will sure to call the cops)

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:07 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    call the cops? just because you brought some dakimakuras to the pool?

    Comment by Takkun
    21:22 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    says you. Otaku being let loose is a good thing, more recruits!

    Comment by GNdynames
    02:06 08/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    rofl XD

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    Comment by Tommy
    20:02 24/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    At least this Otaku can express himself bravely in public

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    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    04:44 25/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hes a role model to us all *sniff*

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