Major Wii Fail

Major Wii Fail: “Major Wii Perfect Closer”

Few can resist ridiculing what now looks to be the worst game on the Wii by some margin, Takara Tomy’s “Major Wii Perfect Closer”, possibly one of the worst games ever, in fact (though competition is certainly stiff here).

You might think that it being a baseball game is dire enough, but look closer:

Major Wii Fail: “Major Wii Perfect Closer”

Major Wii Fail: “Major Wii Perfect Closer”

Major Wii Fail: “Major Wii Perfect Closer”

Reexamine the screenshots if you didn’t already notice several problems.

There’s a long list of deficiencies I’ll spare you, suffice to say that the game is a QC nightmare. It’s a wonder Nintendo allowed this to be released?

PS3 vs Wii baseball comparison:

Major Wii Fail: “Major Wii Perfect Closer”
Major Wii Fail: “Major Wii Perfect Closer”

Major Wii Fail: “Major Wii Perfect Closer”

Major Wii Fail: “Major Wii Perfect Closer”

Via Itai News.

If for some reason you’d like to revel in the game’s dubious quality, it is available now.


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    Avatar of Jade
    Comment by Jade
    23:36 12/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    im laughing my ass off on how bad the game is...

    i mean come on!!! where are all the beta tester???
    do people really release this game on market bfore test it at all???

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:42 02/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this game look like 90's NES

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    Comment by Rene
    00:01 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    I just threw up a little...

    Comment by louki
    Comment by magister
    00:03 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    OMG! someone give me a game developer license stat!

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    Comment by basilio
    00:16 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    HAHA looks like the umpire is sitting on the catcher.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:17 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    And the batters' position reveals that the head of the umpire is the first thing on his agenda.

    Comment by VDZ
    22:25 21/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I LOL'd so hard at that comment...

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    Comment by goodbad
    00:24 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    OMG, look at the price 53€ or $69.80

    Comment by Rubiantary
    00:28 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looks like an old N64 game -_-"a

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    Comment by DriftWise
    08:32 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    except im pretty sure N64 NEVER HAD ANYTHING THIS BAD XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:06 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    *ahem* Superman 64?

    Comment by kenjiharima
    00:33 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    THOSE SUNOFA...THEY'VE RUINED BASEBALL!!!

    Comment by Malek86
    01:16 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    I want to see this in motion. Must be all shades of awesome.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:21 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    In Japan, people bat backwards, umpires quite literally shit on catchers, and pitchers have one atrophied arm, and one roid rage arm.

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    Comment by maxchain
    01:23 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd like to have a word with the scanslators of whatever baseball doujin you've been reading.

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    Comment by Kuro
    01:26 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    OMG the people at home base are FACING THE WRONG WAY! WTH. Also what... like 3 people per team max?

    More wii crap ware. Please bring back old facist Nintendo with the gold seal of approval.

    Comment by anon
    01:45 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    I miss that golden seal!

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    Comment by maru
    01:40 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    In Soviet Russia, baseball bats you.

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    Comment by XSportSeeker
    04:43 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Golden Seal of FAIL
    A great joke until you realise you paid for it

    Comment by kadian1364
    05:43 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    To be fair, the Wii does have much better baseball games available. Taking random trash and comparing it to one of PS3's big sports titles is somewhat misleading.

    As far as "Worst Game EVER!!!11!" goes, I don't even think this is even the worst game on the console. I mean, have you played Wii Music?

    Comment by DarkShadow
    06:05 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    At least you can do something that makes sense there, except for the fact it doesn't have any Nintendo music.

    This is just...the umpire taking a shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:40 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nintendo lets anyone release games on Wii now (no more Nintendo Seal of Quality), so yeah, shovelware everywhere.

    Comment by Catgirl Lover
    08:44 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    From everything I've read, Nintendo dropped their QC way back in the NES days. The seal of approval was more or less just something to stamp on there, no real meaning behind it.
    That game does look like 10 shades of awesome, though.

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    Comment by Firaku
    16:24 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Where the fuck is the stadim of people!? and where are the tumble weeds?

    the PS3 equivelant rips the shit out of it!

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:01 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    This must be what the baseball portion of the Special Olympics is like.

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    Comment by linkinstreet
    22:42 13/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wii Sports's baseball pwns this

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    Comment by metatron
    18:19 14/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    i second'd that

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    Comment by Sigh
    05:17 15/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    I used to be a Nintendo fan boy, until the Wii was released. Seriously nothing good has come from this console, apart from Metroid and Zelda. And so what if the console sold well, its the games that matter and nobody is gonna buy this crap.

    Shame on the developers aswell, for so blatantly cobbeling a wii game together at the last minute. there probably working on a real title for Xbox 360, I suspect.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:57 17/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've seen games with more impressive graphics on the n64, seriously. it's almost as if Nintendo took a step backwards.

    Comment by Anon
    09:41 08/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Once this gets to the $5 bin, i will buy it. It looks like an afternoon of lulz.

    Comment by VDZ
    22:42 21/01/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipRxP3yoO34&feature=related [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipRxP3yoO34&feature=related]
    ^video of the game in action
    It doesn't look nearly as bad as the article makes it out to be. I'm sure I wouldn't pay $50 for it, but it can't nearly be the worst game ever, and, in fact, I would probably enjoy playing it.
    These just seem to be a couple of glitch screenshots; most of the ugliness is caused by the glitches, combined with the odd art style it makes it seem like all of the graphics are shit. The graphics don't seem to be all that bad, actually, although there is quite a lack of detail (which can be partly attributed to the art style, such as the completely green ground, but other things, such as the lame background at the far end of the field, are just inexcusable).

    Comment by M
    12:07 14/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe the batter realizes how much he's failing and is decided on clobbing the umpire instead -_-.

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    Comment by h8GWB
    09:43 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I dunno WTF you're all talking about.

    This game is absolutely "PERFECT". It just depends on what you're looking for to entertain you in a game.

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    Comment by Ben
    18:20 30/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well not released here in America I'm sure (though they don't bring a lot of good Japanese titles either).




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