Chun Li Failgood: USB Memory
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Dec 12, 2008 14:12 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Chun Li, Gadgets, Marketing, PC Hardware
Above we see Street Fighter staple thigh service character Chun Li; below we see the latest merchandising to carry her name. As a Chun Li 1GB unit of USB memory, we might expect it to include a sexy illustration of her in her trademark crane kicking position, or at least a chibi moe character version…
Instead, we get what you see below:
春麗 / Chun Li, in Chinese characters.
There are certainly worse failgoods around, but this is still on the lowest level. ¥3,500 gets you a paltry 1GB…
USB memory goods done right:
Blame Street Fighter Online for this; easily the most half-baked cash in on the games since the wretched live action movie.
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OMG! I totally want that USB drive. I'm a ChunLi fan!
Hehehe, you can cheap out, get a cheap 4GB thumb drive for like $20, and then use a permanent marker and write 春麗 on it...
lol ya I wouldn't wast money on the real thing, make your own version of this at home kids!
Buy a normal USB flash drive write ChunLi on it in Chinese.. DONE! what a complete rip off
i would like to know where to get the rei usb =D
Me too!
Chun Li USB, OMG WTF BBQ? It looks cool, but it wasn't at all what I expected.
It's almost like a gag gift:
"Hey, remember that Rei USB thumbdrive that your brother broke? Well, I got you a new one, and it's Chun Li!"
*opens it up* "WTF, dude?!"
I want the Rei one too.
But still, Chun Li = greatest female video game character
http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/transformers-usb-drive.jpg
Bite that!! XD
chibi Rei is awesome, but Chun Li one... is that an official product?
They should be ashamed of themselves if so.
Well, that is indeed really not worth the money. Now, what I can say is kinda worth it is the Lanclot USB Launch Key. Despite being only 2GB, the significance and quality of the thing is awesome.
Review for those who wanna see it:
http://actar.wordpress.com/2008/12/07/code-geass-exclusive-lancelot-launch-key-usb-thumb-drive/
good god *facepalm*
I really want the Rei one :(
Street Fighter Online? Is that the weird one I heard about once that uses the mouse? How does that even work?!
screw the usb, i want a Chun-Li gallery !
screw that, i want the key drill of simon
That would actually be a great idea. I'd consider getting one.
they should have held a design competition for that.
Bwahaha. They look like something you place on top of a birthday cake. ^_^
god resource Continue also
obviously made in China
would have exploded by now