Onanism Eggs: Tenga Egg


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    Comment by Detailoid
    19:29 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Huh, those looks sorta unisex. Guys using it with the texture on the inside, girls with the texture on the outside, as a sleeve on a vibe/dildo.

    Comment by nanashi
    23:01 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Certainly the company manufacture this product crushed the marketability of their product they should use a better hand model. I don't know if the cause of the hands swollen/blister is cause of non-usage or usage of their product.

    Comment by CMWilly
    18:01 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    omg...that guy's hand. maybe he's a martial artist?

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    Comment by yaku
    16:48 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    > to stop people recoiling in horror at the thought of having sex with a can

    Well now we'll just recoil in horror at the thought of having sex with an egg. Never will I see an innocent egg the same way =_=

    Comment by Mem
    12:01 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good god, look at that man's hands. Damn. I hope that is a disease and not caused by what I think it is.

    Comment by lostjounin
    15:33 19/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hahaha, from your head down to your leeeeegsss...

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    Comment by Kageryu
    23:04 22/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    I know I'm not the only one who cackled at the fact that a "New Adult Concept", or NAC, when presented in a mirror, is still a CAN.

    Comment by tengatango.com
    19:33 30/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    it is ok if you have a big hand for a big too but if you have a smaller hand, that can be a problem... means you can only pleasure the head OR the shaft but not both.

    That's why the tenga cups from http://www.tengatango.com [www.tengatango.com] comes in handy! You can let it caress the whole 'tool', and no cleaning up after that cool!

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    Comment by Artefact

    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/advertise/

    I will let it pass as you are at least on topic.

    Comment by Furin Kazan
    05:52 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    any details for instruction? just wear it like condom and jerk off??

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    Comment by lordchair
    12:34 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, you wear it like a condom, but its tentacles appear and latch on after a few minutes, you see, as it comes out of hibernation in response to your body heat... and then it starts moving itself on its own.

    Total hands-free mini tentacle-h onanism, baby.

    Maybe.

    Comment by Furin Kazan
    23:35 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    thx for your explanation, it moving itself by it's tentacles? amazing idea....hand free....so it will keep moving until penis cool off, right???....just want to try....

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:50 24/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    thats fukn hilarius thx 4 the laf lmao

    no sarcasm

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    Comment by E.J.
    05:34 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't really get how this one works...

    Comment by Onani >= Loli
    05:12 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looks great, but I'd have to check out the texture for myself first. Is it really soft and stretchy? It probably is, but then I'd have to wonder how many times it can be used before it rips, since I worry about soft things ripping. It's probably made of silicone.

    Also, about the "American size" ... puh-leeze. Everyone can use Tenga, even if their egos are too big for it. (Flip hole lover here, btw. Highly recommended. See video demo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV9surmlxnQ <-- that's not me, fyi.)

    Comment by Quen
    06:05 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Flip Hole works fine for most gaijin...it honestly does seem a bit small however. I, um, er, speak from experience. (* ^_^ *)

    Don't know about the regular line of Tengas, but I thought those were mostly smaller than the Flip Hole since the Flip Hole was slightly bigger than the normal ones.

    I too am slightly confused by how this egg thing would work, but I guess it becomes obvious enough if you had one...

    Comment by Quen
    09:33 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Above text was written in a rush, now that I'm free again I notice it seems rather nonsensical in the middle, sigh.

    I meant to say I am not familiar with the normal 1000yen line of disposable Tenga products, but assume those are smaller from seeing them in photos and since the Tenga Flip Hole (a washable reusable onacup) needed to be bigger to accomodate its flip design.

    The Flip Hole fits fine, but I can't help but feel that it was designed for a smaller intended user. The whole device seems to bulge more than I would expect, and the inner ribbing seemed to be placed a tiny bit too close together. The small silicone ball-shaped protrusion at the end of the channel also seems rather useless to me, possibly another size problem.

    Should I sign my posts "Tenga Flip-Hole Master" from now on?

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    Comment by Artefact

    Don't forget to change your Gravatar to a Flip Hole too.

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    Comment by Artefact
    05:18 21/11/2008 # ! Astronomical

    Forgive me for stating the obvious, but if you read the article and look at the pictures, I think you can answer those questions.

    I don't know about the size issue; supposedly many non-Japanese also have difficulties using the standard size condoms available in Japan, such that specical sizes are neede, but as you say this could just be a psychological issue...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:37 19/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    proven fact that japanese people do have small penises and because of them all the other azn also do get the same stereotype as them

    no seriously some japanese from an article i read from far back said that some of them only has like 4 inches and its realllly thin(not fat at all) thats why their porns are normally drawn with huges penises for compensation to the small ones IRL

    Comment by Quen
    06:07 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, and Japanese condoms are indeed problematic, the average is just too damned small.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:28 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's been statistically proven that American and European males have, on average, penis lengths of one inch more than Asian males.

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    Comment by ToastCrust
    08:01 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Last I heard, that information was based on anonymous surveys rather than actually measuring the thing.

    That is to say, IIRC there was no system in place to discourage lying, other than it being anonymous.

    But if my sense of us and our egos are correct, I can imagine people answering bigger than they really are, even with that assurance.

    It's also why the statistic of the average penis being "6 inches long" is really not a reliable statistic or fact (though it's gained that status).

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    Comment by RP
    03:34 22/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you dig around, you'll find tons of Japanese porn so you can see the obvious : they (Japanese) DO have MUCH smaller penises.
    Now I haven't tried Tenga stuff (not yet), but Japanese girls don't feel THAT tight (they're tight, OK, but not to the point where you feel obliged to ask for some US sized-model !).
    So if Tenga models are sized to reproduce a Japanese girl's vagina it should be OK.

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    Comment by Artefact

    If you dig around, you'll find a number of studies which have relatively sound methodology, and generally they do find statistically significant differences between races.

    Comment by anon
    07:21 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Weird design.
    At first I thought 'love eggs'.

    Comment by ats
    09:31 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    In only my hand I trust.
    LOL

    Comment by Garland
    09:06 21/11/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow... the welts on that guy's hands...

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    Comment by Artefact

    I noticed those calluses too - just what has he been doing?




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