Hatsune Miku’s New Career as Sex Worker

Author: Artefact
Categories: Anime, News
Date: Oct 22, 2008 15:28 JST

Tags: Hatsune Miku, Kabukichou, Parody, Photoshop, Shinjuku

Virtual idol Hatsune Miku looks to be moonlighting as a hostess in a seedy Kabukicho hostess bar; the lady above, one of the establishment’s “cast” of paid companions, identifies herself only as “Hatsune Miku”.

As you can see from her profile, below, Ms Hatsune was born in Gifu and lists her hobby as “cleaning”, her qualifications as “piano”, and her dream for the future as “becoming a bride”, an ambition sadly at odds with her chosen career. She incorrectly states her favourite food as being curry rice.

The club she works for, “Gentleman’z Club”, is situated in the heart of Japan’s sex-industrial capital, Shinjuku’s Kabukicho – it’s not really clear, for obvious reasons, just what spectrum of services this particular venue offers, but usually such establishments can offer anything from relatively innocent paid conversation, to entertainment of a highly tactile nature.

Please be aware that photo is only an enthusiastic Photoshopper’s impression of how she could look – you can see more such highly optimistic shots of the cast on their site.

Via Sukima.

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Comment by e-jump

09:22 23/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

i shat bracks

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Comment by EcureuilMatrix

11:53 23/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

Fools! Everyone knows the real Hatsune Miku is Saki Fujita.

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Comment by Ichigo69

04:36 23/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

WHERE ARE MY TWIN TAILS????!!!!!!!!

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Comment by Kageryu

20:57 22/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

I know one waitress/sextress who'll be getting all my money!

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Comment by Edsamac

16:14 22/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

Yeah, that site scared the shit out of me... I swore to god I thought I was at a 'How to properly photoshop the shit out of anything' site...

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