Man Invades Toilets For 8-Year-Old

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“I prefer middle schoolers, but there weren’t any so I went for a primary schooler”; such is the unusual admission given by a man who was found to have invaded a ladies toilet and climbed into a stall occupied by an 8-year-old girl, seeking to gratify himself at her expense.

The man (26) sought his victim out in a supermarket toilet, climbing over a stall door and into the stall, which was occupied by an 8-year-old girl, his intended target.

He apparently then struck her in the stomach, but the girl’s loud screams for help drove him off.

Police later arrested the man for attempting to assault the girl. He admitted to the crime, leaving us with the legend: “I prefer middle schoolers, but there weren’t any so I went for a primary schooler.”

Mercifully, the girl was unharmed, though we might wonder at what sort of mental impact this will have on the unfortunate child.

Via Jiji.

Not the first time we have seen such a warped justification.

Perhaps he should have followed the example of his peers and become a middle school teacher, although on reflection perhaps being caught early is the better outcome.


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    Comment by Question Mark
    20:32 01/01/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    26 for crying out loud, u would think people would be more reasonable these days, i say someone take him to the stalls and strike in the gut while wearing a skewered gauntlet, it seems like the proper way of PAYBACK PUNK, or we could be civilized and go with lethal injection but where would the fun be and plus a twist of irony would play out nicely

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:59 22/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    8 year old screams are too high pitched. He should have gone to a middle school.

    Comment by kazemizuhi
    00:24 10/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Police later arrested the man for attempting to assault the..."

    Didn't you/they/the-report say he struck her in the stomach? Not questioning your telling of the event, but the reasoning of the police. The man should've been charged with assault, as well as attempted sexual assualt; not mention the victim here was a minor.

    On a somewhat related note, would it be possible to not include funny terms in the address of the page, Artefact [http://www.sankakucomplex.com]? I'm sure one can imagine family members reactions when they realise I was on a page titled:

    "http:www.sa ... man-invades-toilets-for-8-year-old/"

    I know and am glad you use the term raep, but I'm still a little concerned about all the 5-year olds and 8-year olds popping up in Firefox's awesome bar when my mom's browsing for kitchen appliances.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:02 19/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Tools>Clear Private Data>Success.

    Really, clearing your browsing history is one of the first things you learn to do when using shared computers.

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    Comment by Artefact

    I'm afraid I can only suggest you use a cache cleaner or similar.

    Regarding the report, it was pretty terse so I can't really add anything which isn't speculation. It's possible he'll be charged with more crimes, but attempted raep is what he was arrested for.

    Comment by Promanip
    03:12 10/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe you should move out of your Mommy's house.

    Comment by kuromitsu
    22:33 09/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Something is definitely rotten in the state of Japan.

    Comment by karry
    22:25 09/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    WTF ?!! He hit 8-year old in the gut ?!!!!!

    Comment by horp
    22:48 09/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    FALCON PUNCH

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    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    01:15 08/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    DO A BARREL ROLL

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:08 04/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol'd in the dead of night- now my moms gonna wake up and wonder wat im looking at... uh oh

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:02 15/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol'd

    Comment by SP Daylight 484
    16:20 18/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    HAHAHAAH was my fav game for the ol 64

    Comment by TerrawindX2
    23:44 26/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Best. Comment. Reference. Ever.

    You win 1000 internetz for making me lulz.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:06 06/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lulz

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    Comment by Rimamashiro
    23:00 09/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    I lol'd

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:03 31/05/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Note to Self: Become a teacher in Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:32 10/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "DONT NOT raise kids in Japan!"

    Okay... Do not not raise kids in japan. As in do not avoid raising kids in japan?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:16 29/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    *cough* let me correct that:
    Note to Self: DONT NOT
    raise kids in japan!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:52 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't blame the Japanese. This stuff happens everywhere. And in the Muslim World? A daily occurance

    Comment by Person
    22:54 01/12/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is hardly a laughing matter... they should seriously DO SOMETHING about this.

    Note to self: DO NOT live in Japan.

    Comment by ern3sto
    07:47 10/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    i lol'd as well :D

    Comment by GeorgieE
    04:32 10/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    i lol'd also

    Comment by anon
    00:11 12/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol'd

    Comment by ynfiltra
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    Comment by E.J.
    00:37 10/10/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn, that guy was really desperate...




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