As Man & (Dutch) Wife

Police launched a major murder investigation after a corpse was sighted in the mountains, sending 15 police to the scene and mobilising a crack team of 30 investigators. The corpse turned out to be a forlorn Dutch wife (love doll), dumped in the mountains after outliving its usefulness.

We heard before of the female corpse which sparked a major manhunt only to turn out to be a highly realistic sex doll; the man (60) responsible for its careless disposal has been apprehended, and it appears he took the Dutch wife as literal wife, living together with “her” for many years after his wife passed away.

The full, and rather entertaining, details of the case we have already discussed, so picking up where we left off, police were at a loss as to who dumped the artificial bride, speculating that it had seen long years of use and had been disposed of out of embarrassment.

In fact, the man had lived together with the sex doll as man and wife for many years, becoming lonesome after his wife expired.

However, after he resolved to move in with his children, and out of concern for the burden his new wife was placing on his heart (presumably he was exerting himself regularly on her account, perhaps because she weighed 50kg), he decided to end the relationship, and so abandoned her to the wilds.

Police summed things up: “It looks as if he had a deep attachment to his companion of many years. He felt to sorry for the doll to break it up into pieces, so he dumped it illegally as it was otherwise difficult to dispose of.”

He turned himself in, saying “I’ve done an awful thing”, hopefully in reference to the fuss he caused.

Embarrassed police are looking to prosecute the man for illegal dumping.

Via ZakZak.

Perhaps he should just have married a Tenga?


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    Comment by Anonymous
    22:48 26/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    prosecute a guy who dumped a love doll because he was so attached to it that he couldn't break it or burn it?

    funny :D

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    Comment by LanceRayne
    22:32 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    is it illegal f-dumping?
    fumping??
    hrm
    need more time to think

    Comment by Someanon
    08:26 02/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    For the first time in quite a while, I find myself agreeing with the community.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:54 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wtf?? why prosecute him for this? what a bullshit seriously >=|

    Comment by Robocop
    15:50 14/02/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    how sad, how very very sad. i can understand where he comes from, not wanting to break it up into pieces. in a weird way, i guess that is love, but rather than charge him for improper dumping, why not sign him up to a shrink so he can talk it over and help him to move on in life. the poor bastard...



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