A man who feels his penis is so small that it qualifies him as disabled is attempting to secure government recognition of the status.
Single at 50, he is said to be nevertheless the envy of others his age, being fair of countenance, and having a trim figure and a full head of hair. However, he does have one problem: a very small penis. He says of himself: “It’s too much – my testicles are the size of beans and the rest is tiny too.”
Doctors diagnose him with a hereditary growth defect of the sexual organs, with the ensuing hormonal imbalance being held responsible for his high-pitched voice and fine features.
Whilst he may not have problems attracting the opposite sex, he is mortified of his condition being found out; needless to say, he has never had a sexual encounter, refusing even when so propositioned, so afraid is he of the ridicule possible.
His parents have passed on leaving him a house, but a lack of marriage prospects dent any material wellbeing he might have. So much so in fact, that he petitions the government thus:
“I should be considered no different from a physically disabled person. The suffering I have endured so far is abnormal. I can’t see how I can be considered in good health.”
Naturally, the government refused him, saying he did not meet their criteria for disability. It seems he has little recourse now but to endure his plight of underendowment.
Chinese source, via Heaven. Ms Rice has not issued any comment on the matter, in case you were wondering, but her name comes up alarmingly high for the phrase “small penis”.
Can this really be considered disability? If so, might we not consider the very ugly or otherwise socially handicapped disabled? Interesting question.
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I understand. I want easy money too. But I'm having a hard time figuring out why has the goverment to get involved in the size of his balls, of all things.
He can still have sex like a lesbian, I'm sure, and even if his penis was completely microscopic, it's not really the government's problem....
That'd be about as ridiculous as the people with those giant fake cocks claiming disabillity over impaired movement and erectile disfunction.
....Really? I mean there are people who can't even walk, I saw a guy at best buy with one arm working like the rest of them and he wants disability over a small penis. I highly doubt he can claim he can't work cause he is scared to be mocked for a small penis
that's why he's single at 50 no sexual encounter at all? i think he deserves it. life sucks for him.
EPIC complementary picture!!!
Way to bring attention to your chibi-little brother...
If this man is well-off financially, can't he get some plastic surgery to enhance that area? If they can't rework his vascular system to pump more blood down there, then he can at least use a little air pump, right?
And, in answer to your question... hell yes, that would be a disability!
God, that's a pain I know full well. It is quite mentally dehabilitating though he would have a much better time trying to claim an anxiety disorder.
lol hereditary growth =p u'd expect this kinda thing to die out eh? i dont think his genetic material would make it very far
I don't think you'd be surprised at how many women will bear his children if he's well off financially.
Handicapped people ARE ugly. There's no difference.
Someone's forgetting Terry
i beg to differ.