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Man Having Sex with Park Trapped by Penis

Man Having Sex with Park Trapped by Penis

A man (42) who visited a park in the dead of night to engage in nude exercise, and then decided to have sex with some park furniture became trapped in the attempt, we hear. His member became so engorged with blood that he could no longer withdraw himself; it took all the efforts of emergency services to release him.

The man seems to have been inspired whilst engaged in a spot of nude midnight exercise; he visited the park at 11pm, stripped off all his clothes for some reason, and began exercising vigorously. He became excited. Seeing no option but to relieve his tension using the very fixture he was excersing on, he lay on it and inserted himself, and thence became trapped.

The fixtures in question were established some years ago in order to perform sit-ups on; each plate was made of iron, being 180cm by 60cm, and they were perforated with holes of some 3cm in diameter to allow drainage of rainwater…

Realising the potentially emasculating, and definitely agonising nature of his plight, he cried desperately for assistance, and eventually the fire brigade was summoned to render aid, which they did promptly (pictured above).

It was not so simple as this however; he could not be withdrawn due to the swelling, and in his agonies there was apparently little they could do for him other than tie him down and wait for medical assistance. Medical personnel soon arrived, and administered painkillers, and an ice pack to his member; this eventually allowed his excitement to subside, and for him to be evacuated to hospital.

But his ordeal did not end there – the man begged witnesses not to take pictures (which we see here), and not to take his name (his name was released in the original report), saying “I won’t be able to look people in the eye again! I’ll not be able to find a job!” The Hong Kong media gleefully reported all these details.

In the end, he was trapped in the park furniture for well over an hour, and when his engorgement eventually showed signs of subsiding, the firemen cut his partner loose with hacksaws, and with ten men carried them both to away to be hospitalised.

A little blood was all that was left of his encounter with the park. We do not hear what became of his partner.

Man Having Sex with Park Trapped by Penis

Via Heaven. Chinese source.

An imaginative use of park furniture, though disturbing questions are raised. Why did he feel the need to undress? Why did he choose a hole in a park when he could have likely made his own uncomfortable 3cm hole anywhere else with no risk? Was it the spur of the moment? Most pressingly, how did he fit himself into such a small hole?



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