Teacher Loses Finger to Pupil

Teacher Loses Finger to Pupil - illustration by Otaku Beam

A lady teacher who scolded some pupils not in class lost her index finger when one of the boys ran off, slamming the door on her finger and severing it. The boy was subsequently given a stern talking to for defingering the teacher, the local Board of Education tells us, saying “it wasn’t a deliberate effort on his part to injure her, but he should’ve realised an accident was likely; he’s been given an oral warning”.

There was however a happy side to the affair: the teacher was a PE teacher. Perhaps this explains the Board’s in this case justifiably lenient response.

The PE teacher (and therefore hardly worthy of sympathy) in question sought to reprimand the boys, who were playing on an emergency stairway landing, for not being in class as lunch break was almost over, and the boys did not take kindly to this; when she went to enter, the boy in question boldly rebuked her back, saying “Get lost you old crone!”, and heartily slammed the door shut as he ran off: in doing so he managed to sever one of her fingers, and hospitalised her.

As if to mar an otherwise amusing tale, we hear that a student was so traumatised on seeing the teacher get her just desserts, that the school had to bring in a dispatch counsellor to deal with them. This via Sponichi.

I suppose it makes a change from pupils being sexually oppressed by teachers. I still prefer the eroge version.

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    Avatar of BloodThirstyNogitsune
    11:01 13/02/2010 # ! Good (+0.4)

    that kid got off easy, a stern talking to and being traumatised... in Australia that teacher would have sued the family or something even more serious

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    Comment by Ponky14
    17:48 20/07/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ooh that kid is so lucky to live in japan,if it were in my country the poor kid would be 8 meters below right now

    Comment by Panther
    12:07 20/06/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nope Corban that is within a certain time limit only. They probably missed that time limit. Also has a few other requirements which I forgot, has to do with fibers being kept at a certain temperature, how bad the damage was when it got snapped, etc.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:02 21/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    6 hours is the time limit. I hardly think they took hours to go to the hospital.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:20 21/05/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    No, the time limit can be longer, and th injuries more severe (explosion, burns). The important is that the bones are not severely damaged. I saw it by myself.

    Comment by Corban
    09:32 20/06/2008 # ! Neutral (0)

    I hear that it's possible to reattach fingers if you still have the severed appendage. Maybe she'll be lucky enough to get one.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:39 18/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    for some reason i read deflowering

    Comment by anon
    05:35 12/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Huh why so unpopular an article?... and why are PE teachers so bad?...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:25 21/05/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    cuz these fatasses hated pe class thats why their here! lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:26 19/07/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Uh... you don't actually BELIEVE articles posted on Sankaku do you? No names? No locations? That's hardly the work of reputable media outlets. This article, along with 99.9% of the articles posted on Sankaku, are all made-up ragsheet work out of Japanese "Enquirer" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_National_Enquirer) style magazines. You shouldn't believe a single word.

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