Swear like a Marine – for Japanese

Author: Artefact
Categories: Japan, News
Date: Apr 26, 2008 13:43 JST

Tags: English, Japanese, Textbooks

Osama bin Konata

Spotted on Akibablog – more shots of the drill quality English you could be learning therein, along with an interview with the Marine involved who warns that using some of that language could get you killed. The text above says “Paki☆Stan?”. Very droll. The exemplar of the “dress up woeful English textbooks with anime characters so it becomes less excruciatingly tedious for unmotivated learners” genre is of course Moetan, who now has abandoned all pretense of helping people improve their English, not that those books were not famously bad.

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Comment by BloodThirstyNogitsune

23:15 17/04/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

"AARRRGGGHHHH TERRORIST COS-PLAYERS! It's true they really CAN be ANYONE!!!" gets sedated and taken to a mental asylum

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Comment by shin

04:59 14/04/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

Don't you just love Maritan? I know I do.

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Comment by Anonymous

18:34 30/07/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

"who now has abandoned all pretense of helping people improve their English"

lol

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Comment by LoliHat

22:22 17/03/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

Nothing quite like an abusive foul-mouthed Loli to motivate one to learn English...

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Comment by Anonymous

22:53 06/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

i never knew the japs got some grudges against muslim >< shibata im quiting being n otaku bt i cant let go of my C.C(shitsu)

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02:23 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

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