Teacher Steals Boy’s Virginity: “My First Time…”

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A teacher has been arrested for having sex with one of her pupils in a closet during class, with her unfortunate victim complaining that his innocence was shamefully taken from him: “When I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson.”

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  • Anonymous commented on May 22, 2012 14:02

    “When I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson.” So innocent. *sobs*... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 22, 2012 06:40

    that kid must be gay... More


“73% of Young Men Face Sexless Christmas”

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Statistics suggest the majority of Japanese men in their twenties no longer have any expectation of spending a romantic Christmas Eve having sex with their girlfriend, as has historically been the Japanese custom.

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  • dantesmaster commented on December 25, 2011 01:46

    one word mate "TRAPS" can fix all problems... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 24, 2011 15:59

    I'm with my gf right now, she's playing a game behind me and we'll be together tomorrow and on christmas. not sure if we'll have sex or not but it doesn't really matter to me... More


Seiyuu Otaku’s Lowest Depths Plumbed in Ero-Manga

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The recent scandal afflicting Yui seiyuu Aki Toyosaki has been rendered into ero-manga form, taking as much pleasure in depicting the wailing and gnashing of seiyuu otaku teeth as it does the imagined sexual antics of To**saki herself.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 28, 2012 08:48

    I wholeheartedly agree with you, sir.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 1, 2012 08:35

    Being a virgin female has never been so good. But this is some creepy as SHIT!... More


Idol Otaku: “This Is Your Future, Guys!”

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Idol otaku are mourning the horrible fate which awaits them after Japanese TV’s latest expose of an elderly idol otaku.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 4, 2011 02:05

    This man is a hero.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 9, 2011 09:47

    So why do you care if someone doesn't like 3d? If you just want some cock you got a funny way of going about it!... More


“Which Are Worse – The Seiyuu or Their Creepy Fans?”

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With top seiyuu like Aya Hirano, Ayana Taketatsu and Aki Toyosaki all reduced to pariah status for daring to associate with men in the space of weeks, the divide between fans who treat seiyuu as objects of obsession and those who treat them as voice actors has never been so stark – but as some are keen to point out, it has always been thus. Read the rest of this entry »

  • Hawke commented on December 1, 2011 08:48

    Who cares what they do in their personal lives unless they're out killing people or something near that level? They are people with jobs and get paid to provide a service of bringing your characters... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 7, 2011 08:32

    Japanese are so gullible. They believe everything their peers tell them. It's a good thing that other civilized countries understand the value of common sense.... More


Goddess of 2ch: “Yours is Bigger Than Mine!”

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2ch’s latest goddess is seemingly more interested in showing off her sex toy to her anonymous admirers than the real thing, something she coyly claims she has no experience of…

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  • Anonymous commented on May 18, 2013 07:50

    Wait, is that cum on her breasts or is it soap or something?...... More

  • Damien commented on February 7, 2013 08:05

    Damn. At least use better lighting and cam. The whole behind shot with the pantiless ass grab was totally blurred. There. I made my pervy comment.... More


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Anyone struggling to understand the response of seiyuu otaku to the scandalous revelations that seiyuu have boyfriends and may not actually even be virgins need look no further than the following manifesto – which, amongst other things, demands seiyuu be prevented by law from marrying or associating with men.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 1, 2013 17:15

    And this is why dubs >>>>> subs... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 25, 2013 14:29

    Just for that I'm gonna go the pokemon route... gotta fuckem all...... More


“The Biggest Misunderstandings Men Have About Sex”

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A sex guide’s contention that men do not become wizards if they can make it past 20 without succumbing to female temptation is proving controversial.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 26, 2011 08:04

    It depends. How intelligent are you?... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 26, 2011 06:21

    Wow... The mysteries of the male mind...... More


To Love-Ru Tattoo “An Oath of Lifelong Virginity”

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A devotee of To Love-Ru has been showing off a newly inked To Love-Ru Darkness tattoo of none other than Yami.

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  • michael commented on March 25, 2011 09:40

    true that... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 20, 2011 18:09

    I'm sorry but this would look ridiculous on a hot guy.... More


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The girls of K-ON! will be at university in weeks, but not all fans are happy – in fact, the creepiest amongst them seem to be in danger of creating some potentially entertaining drama.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 25, 2012 15:53

    That's the power of a customer's money for ya.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 25, 2012 15:52

    A society without men? ALL HAIL LESBIAN!... More


Seiyuu to Otaku: “Have You Losers Ever Had a Date!?”

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Recently several seiyuu seem to have lost their patience with creepy otaku stalkers, making some distinctly unkind remarks about their annual seiyuu surveillance operations.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 1, 2012 13:37

    Who's the girl in the picture? She's fucking hot. Rie Tanaka? I remember she was pretty hot but not this hot. I guess Hollywood make up can do anything.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 16, 2012 20:50

    No, 2D is better than 3D in every way except being tangible, which I'll admit is a pretty damn big advantage.... More


Miku Sacked for Using Condom

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TV announcer Miku Natsume has been fired after a particularly obscene photograph of her with a condom was leaked.

The shocking photograph at the centre of the scandal:

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  • Anonymous commented on January 13, 2011 04:17

    Do something Agnes... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 12, 2011 01:46

    “She isn’t even an idol. Why is there a problem with her having sex?” - this mean that if you want to become an idol or seiyuu you have to give up your sex... More


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