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Concern is growing about a new class of “herbivorous” men whose disinterest in sex has reached new lows, with these ageing virgins being dubbed “fasting herbivores.”

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  • Anonymous commented on December 13, 2012 06:49

    Lol FUCK marriage! Viva Single Virgin Forever!... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 13, 2012 06:49

    South Koreans study around the clock. The asians, the reasons why they push their young so hard is because of this: They do not wish to serve or be under "the man" as other minorities have been.... More


Japanese Man Buys Hymen for $780,000

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A Japanese man has bid $780,000 for the virginity of a Brazilian woman in an auction, stoking the usual disgust at the creepiness of virginity-obsessed Japanese men.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 10, 2012 04:39

    The virginity of a man?.... WTF is that??? LMFAO and ROFL. Lady, you just paid three grand for something HE would have paid to lose. The Joke is on YOU!... More

  • Josh commented on October 30, 2012 17:42

    or their asses...... More


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For the first time since records began, fewer Japanese schoolgirls are having sex, with statistics showing a precipitous drop in the rates of sexual activity amongst the nation’s young people of both genders – delighting creepy middle-aged virgin hunters but surely inducing despair amongst the nation’s sex-starved schoolboys.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 25, 2012 15:57

    This is bad how? Most places try to keep minors from having sex.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 11, 2012 02:43

    >Why should the state encourage promiscuity? Pension money has to come from somewhere... More


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One creepy AKB48 fan is so outraged at the news that idol Rino Sashihara was actually a “super-carnivore” busily having sex with one of her fans whilst telling the rest of them she was a pure little virgin schoolgirl that he is attempting to sue her for the monetary damages he suffered buying scores of her CDs.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 24, 2013 15:33

    If someone tried this with Lady Gaga, they'd probably not only be laughed out of court but likely find themselves having her shoe surgically removed form their rear end. Amazing how fan creepiness and demanding stuff... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 9, 2012 19:44

    Just because you support her and buy all her CDs does not mean you will ever get to have sex with her or does not make you that one special guy, sure she lied but... More


FOX: “Japan Will Become Extinct!”

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Fox News reports that the Japanese will soon go extinct if they do not start making more babies soon, warning that this might be of consequence even to Americans and blaming the usual suspects of herbivorous men, otaku virgins and weird Japanese who prefer making friends “with robots.”

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  • Anonymous commented on October 29, 2012 16:37

    Not necessarily, but it's strongly recommended that you proceed to the nearest window to verify it for yourself. If you then determine that the sky is actually blue, review the rest of the report... More

  • Elizebeth commented on June 30, 2012 23:00

    Japanese will not disappear off the face of the earth'... More


Teacher Steals Boy’s Virginity: “My First Time…”

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A teacher has been arrested for having sex with one of her pupils in a closet during class, with her unfortunate victim complaining that his innocence was shamefully taken from him: “When I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson.”

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  • Anonymous commented on May 22, 2012 14:02

    “When I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson.” So innocent. *sobs*... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 22, 2012 06:40

    that kid must be gay... More


“73% of Young Men Face Sexless Christmas”

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Statistics suggest the majority of Japanese men in their twenties no longer have any expectation of spending a romantic Christmas Eve having sex with their girlfriend, as has historically been the Japanese custom.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 26, 2013 17:45

    OMG, sex on cristmas is something special or what?!... More

  • dantesmaster commented on December 25, 2011 01:46

    one word mate "TRAPS" can fix all problems... More


Seiyuu Otaku’s Lowest Depths Plumbed in Ero-Manga

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The recent scandal afflicting Yui seiyuu Aki Toyosaki has been rendered into ero-manga form, taking as much pleasure in depicting the wailing and gnashing of seiyuu otaku teeth as it does the imagined sexual antics of To**saki herself.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 4, 2014 00:03

    -.-... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 28, 2012 08:48

    I wholeheartedly agree with you, sir.... More


Idol Otaku: “This Is Your Future, Guys!”

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Idol otaku are mourning the horrible fate which awaits them after Japanese TV’s latest expose of an elderly idol otaku.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 4, 2011 02:05

    This man is a hero.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 9, 2011 09:47

    So why do you care if someone doesn't like 3d? If you just want some cock you got a funny way of going about it!... More


“Which Are Worse – The Seiyuu or Their Creepy Fans?”

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With top seiyuu like Aya Hirano, Ayana Taketatsu and Aki Toyosaki all reduced to pariah status for daring to associate with men in the space of weeks, the divide between fans who treat seiyuu as objects of obsession and those who treat them as voice actors has never been so stark – but as some are keen to point out, it has always been thus. Read the rest of this entry »

  • Hawke commented on December 1, 2011 08:48

    Who cares what they do in their personal lives unless they're out killing people or something near that level? They are people with jobs and get paid to provide a service of bringing your characters... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 7, 2011 08:32

    Japanese are so gullible. They believe everything their peers tell them. It's a good thing that other civilized countries understand the value of common sense.... More


Goddess of 2ch: “Yours is Bigger Than Mine!”

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2ch’s latest goddess is seemingly more interested in showing off her sex toy to her anonymous admirers than the real thing, something she coyly claims she has no experience of…

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  • Anonymous commented on May 18, 2013 07:50

    Wait, is that cum on her breasts or is it soap or something?...... More

  • Damien commented on February 7, 2013 08:05

    Damn. At least use better lighting and cam. The whole behind shot with the pantiless ass grab was totally blurred. There. I made my pervy comment.... More


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Anyone struggling to understand the response of seiyuu otaku to the scandalous revelations that seiyuu have boyfriends and may not actually even be virgins need look no further than the following manifesto – which, amongst other things, demands seiyuu be prevented by law from marrying or associating with men.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 1, 2013 17:15

    And this is why dubs >>>>> subs... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 25, 2013 14:29

    Just for that I'm gonna go the pokemon route... gotta fuckem all...... More


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