patty-panchira-7.jpg

patty-panchira-4.jpg

The first things fans did upon the release of the Tales of Vesperia demo on the PS3 was apparently to investigate new pirate loli character Patty’s underwear, with a view to finding out what colour and type they were. Their findings are visible below.

Such topics are of course of grave interest to Xbox 360 users in Japan, where Idolmaster continues to be one of the major reasons for Xbox ownership, so it is undoubtedly mortifying to be denied such an important gameplay experience.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on April 9, 2010 10:04

    Superior pedophiles +1... More

  • LockCoated commented on October 31, 2009 14:24

    Fap harder!!!!... More


Tales of Vesperia PS3 Ero-Upgrades! Xbox Owners Weep…

estelle-ero-ougi.jpg

The reason why the Xbox 360 “beta test” of Tales of Vesperia never received extra costumes in the form of sexy swimwear has been laid as bare as Rita’s navel in her new bikini: they were saved for the PS3 release, much to the disappointment of Xbox players of the game, who it seems are betrayed completely by the unmissable raft of extras in the new version.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Nymphonomicon commented on October 6, 2010 11:24

    NAMCO-BANDAI, bastards to the core.... More

  • Lelouch4Ever commented on March 6, 2010 19:26

    You sure are an asshole for saying that so why not STFU?... More


Tales of Vesperia PS3 Release Date Announced

tales-of-vesperia-nan.jpg

With the generously long beta testing period on the Xbox 360 finally over, Tales of Vesperia is finally nearing release on the PS3, and has been firmly dated.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on September 2, 2009 17:16

    ecksdee... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 23, 2009 23:45

    Haven't tried this game on X360 yet. is it better than Eternal Sonata ?... More


Bandai Lies to Protect Xbox Owners’ Feelings

tales-of-vesperia-deceit-1.png

With the news that the additions planned for the long-awaited PS3 version of Tales of Vesperia appear to have been present from the start, Bandai have been accused of betraying Xbox owners with the “exclusive” nature of the game’s Xbox release.

They recently issued an explicit denial that there were any traces of the new features in the original game, especially the new character. Fans are less than convinced…

This evidence is rather stronger than the lingering traces of pirate loli Patty present in the code:

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on October 23, 2011 08:15

    Seriously all I have to say is all you sick fucks upset me talking about "loli" pedophiles are the only ones upset and if it takes a character away than it isn't much of an... More

  • Kev commented on April 22, 2009 09:12

    I will unmake you!... More


Xbox 360 Owners Betrayed by Tales of Vesperia

tales-of-vesperia-kemono-mimi.jpg

The much anticipated PS3 version of Tales of Vesperia was recently announced, and of the many extras included in it the most notable addition is pirate loli character Patty Fleur.

However, a 2ch denizen who just happened to be browsing the compiled code for the game with a hex editor (let us not enquire too deeply as to why) has discovered evidence that she was in fact in the game from the start, in the form of mentions of her name alongside those of other characters.

This plainly casts doubt on her “new” status, and possibly suggests that all this was planned from the start?

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on September 29, 2010 00:26

    I pirated it, so fuck them.... More

  • tyciol commented on April 1, 2010 05:43

    So essentially, she was in the XBox, but they won't let her be seen.... More


Otaku Rage over PS3 Tales Betrayal

otaku-tales-mania.jpg

Even as PS3 owners have been celebrating the much anticipated release of Tales of Vesperia for the PS3, some Xbox 360 owning otaku have been infuriated by the “exclusive” nature of their release, and have resorted to typically extravagant displays of outrage.

Above you see their disc breaking and magazine burning… A possible case of overreaction?

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on October 23, 2009 07:45

    To require that it do so would be to claim that what any text means must always be true and never false. ,... More

  • Azure Xuchilbara commented on June 12, 2009 23:58

    Good thing I have all 3 systems...... More


PS3 Tales of Vesperia Hugely Upgraded

rita-mordio-portrait.jpg

Tales fans who have been awaiting Tales of Vesperia for the PS3 will not be disappointed; a significant array of upgrades to the game has been announced.

The upgrades planned:

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on January 29, 2011 23:08

    you should play abyss... More

  • tyciol commented on April 1, 2010 05:42

    OMG this is the most brutal gaming event I have ever witnessed.... More


Tales of Vesperia PS3 Version Announced

rita-mordio-tales-of-vesperia-bikini.jpg

The long awaited PS3 version of blockbuster Xbox 360 “exclusive” RPG Tales of Vesperia has finally been officially announced.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on July 8, 2009 15:58

    PS3/360 is current gen, not next gen.... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 23, 2009 00:02

    - Joe - Well I aint read all the posts, just a skim... All I can say to you NTSC people is be thankful you have at least the 360 copy, lol... They're really not... More


estellise.jpg

Happy news for Tales fans arrives in the form of confirmation that Xbox 360 “exclusive” Tales of Vesperia, the latest of Namco’s home console “mothership” titles, is to be adapted into a theatrical anime, to be released in 2009.

Other details are scarce, but given the quality of recent Tales anime we might be well served by this.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on January 19, 2010 13:21

    no its not!... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 13, 2009 14:04

    egg on your face... More


Japan: 3D Tales of Hearts Do Not Want

2D vs 3D CG – Tales of Hearts

The unusual decision to release the latest Tales RPG “Tales of Hearts” in two versions with drastically differing visual styles in the movies and packaging, one based on 3D computer graphics ala Final Fantasy, the other on classic Tales anime visuals, turned heads when it first came to light, particularly given the dubious choice of character designs in the 3D version.

Turned heads, much as a grisly traffic accident does. It does not seem the 3D version is selling well in Japan; second-hand sales reveal the 2D version is selling for 30% more than the 3D version. Some take this as a sign of the ill-advised nature of the  scheme…

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Azure Xuchilbara commented on May 9, 2010 04:20

    They should bloody fix the 3D loli witch so she would ACTUALLY look loli like in the 2D version...... More

  • Azure Xuchilbara commented on May 9, 2010 04:19

    2D Loli FTW!! 3D loli version is just bleh...... More


Tails of Fail

fami_p_coorita.jpg

Famitsu seem to have it in for the Tales series – whilst they have frequently featured the games on their covers, the artist they retain to provide these illustrations leaves much to be desired in a number of areas…

Their new Tales of Hearts cover is but the latest in a long line of such covers:

Read the rest of this entry »

  • raijinz commented on September 30, 2010 06:19

    I'd expect that kind of crap from the US... ...wait, the artist is JAPANESE?! H-H-How can that be? Its...its IMPOSSIBLE!! *Face begins to melt*... More

  • Kira_Sakuya commented on July 13, 2009 00:36

    Since their infamous 40/40 en Nintendogs, Famitsu fails at life whenever they do anything.... More


Top 10 Games to Move You to Tears

Top 10 Games to Move You to Tears - Clannad places rather well

This recent survey, asking of Japanese gamers “Which games moved you to tears?”, presents some interesting results.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on September 6, 2011 05:30

    The only games that have moved me to tears have been visual novels. Clannad, saya no uta, utawarerumono and ever 17 to be precise.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 2, 2011 15:14

    I played Metal Gear 3 and enjoyed it! It didn't make me cry though... That one electrified guy (can't remember his name) was a bitch to kill though. Fighting him almost brought me to tears...... More


Page 6 of 8« First...«45678»

Popular

Recent News

Recent Galleries

Recent Comments