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The PS3 edition of loli pirate RPG Tales of Vesperia has sold the most units of any Tales game ever on its opening day, selling more than twice as many copies as the popular Xbox beta version, with an estimated total of 147,000.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 28, 2009 13:34

    PC=BSOD... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 26, 2009 16:59

    YO HO HO!... More


Microsoft Funds PS3 Game Development

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Responding to the complaints of Xbox 360 Tales of Vesperia beta testers, a developer has laid bare the not so shocking truth of just how Namco was paid off by Microsoft to secure an “exclusive” release, but instead merely used the Xbox subsidy to reduce development costs on the PS3 version, which it expected to sell better.

However, Sony intervened and blackmailed them into adding massive amounts of new content if they wanted to be allowed to go ahead with the PS3 release at all…

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  • jr2nd commented on March 10, 2012 07:57

    ps3 didnt get vesp. so up yours sony!... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 2, 2009 11:06

    Games? Which games? Most of them were crappy (with 1-2 exceptions).... More


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Xbox 360 users, stung by being the paying beta testers for Tales of Vesperia, a game touted as an Xbox exclusive and the sole reason many own their consoles, are launching a petition for redress from Bandai-Namco Games, who they accuse of “underhanded” and “unfair” tactics for daring to release the game on the PS3 in massively upgraded form.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 6, 2010 00:27

    I pay for tuition, car installments, food, housing loans, utility bills, phone bills, internet bills, wife, kids and parents of both sides AND PS3 and last but not least, the government. I'm not rich, I'm... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 19, 2009 02:07

    And u base ur claim on?... More


Tales of Vesperia PS3 Jiggling Oppai Ougi

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The upcoming PS3 version of pirate loli RPG Tales of Vesperia once again has the Xbox beta testers apoplectic with rage, this time with the news that the game includes jiggling oppai ougi; the results can be seen below:
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  • Anonymous commented on September 23, 2009 03:04

    Who gives a shit about them? They aren't driving the consumer electronics market, they don't matter. Fuck them.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 5, 2009 14:30

    wonderful!... More


Tales of Vesperia Remade for PS3

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Fans of the beta version of Tales of Vesperia have been howling with rage at the release of the PS3 final version, which now seems to border on a remake.

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  • tyciol commented on April 1, 2010 05:43

    This seems worth buying our own PS3s for, or at least a backwards compatible PS4 when it comes out.... More

  • Gunes commented on November 19, 2009 12:05

    Gotta love Rita's face at the end. -w-... More


Tales of Vesperia PS3 vs Xbox 360: Xbox Higher Resolution!

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A detailed comparison of the Tales of Vesperia demos for the PS3 and Xbox 360 reveals that the PS3 actually has noticeably inferior graphics to the Xbox 360 beta which was circulated to paying testers some time ago. The PS3 version actually has a lower resolution than the Xbox 360 version, for reasons we can only wonder at…

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  • Anonymous commented on May 21, 2010 02:33

    Nah, looks like one of these cheap f2p mmorpgs. ^^... More

  • TheBeast commented on March 2, 2010 07:58

    that is namco for you. they want people with the xbox to feel better about getting the shaft on all the additional content. but they are pissing off the ps3 owners too. they should... More


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The first things fans did upon the release of the Tales of Vesperia demo on the PS3 was apparently to investigate new pirate loli character Patty’s underwear, with a view to finding out what colour and type they were. Their findings are visible below.

Such topics are of course of grave interest to Xbox 360 users in Japan, where Idolmaster continues to be one of the major reasons for Xbox ownership, so it is undoubtedly mortifying to be denied such an important gameplay experience.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 9, 2010 10:04

    Superior pedophiles +1... More

  • LockCoated commented on October 31, 2009 14:24

    Fap harder!!!!... More


Tales of Vesperia PS3 Ero-Upgrades! Xbox Owners Weep…

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The reason why the Xbox 360 “beta test” of Tales of Vesperia never received extra costumes in the form of sexy swimwear has been laid as bare as Rita’s navel in her new bikini: they were saved for the PS3 release, much to the disappointment of Xbox players of the game, who it seems are betrayed completely by the unmissable raft of extras in the new version.

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  • Nymphonomicon commented on October 6, 2010 11:24

    NAMCO-BANDAI, bastards to the core.... More

  • Lelouch4Ever commented on March 6, 2010 19:26

    You sure are an asshole for saying that so why not STFU?... More


Tales of Vesperia PS3 Release Date Announced

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With the generously long beta testing period on the Xbox 360 finally over, Tales of Vesperia is finally nearing release on the PS3, and has been firmly dated.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 2, 2009 17:16

    ecksdee... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 23, 2009 23:45

    Haven't tried this game on X360 yet. is it better than Eternal Sonata ?... More


Bandai Lies to Protect Xbox Owners’ Feelings

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With the news that the additions planned for the long-awaited PS3 version of Tales of Vesperia appear to have been present from the start, Bandai have been accused of betraying Xbox owners with the “exclusive” nature of the game’s Xbox release.

They recently issued an explicit denial that there were any traces of the new features in the original game, especially the new character. Fans are less than convinced…

This evidence is rather stronger than the lingering traces of pirate loli Patty present in the code:

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  • Anonymous commented on October 23, 2011 08:15

    Seriously all I have to say is all you sick fucks upset me talking about "loli" pedophiles are the only ones upset and if it takes a character away than it isn't much of an... More

  • Kev commented on April 22, 2009 09:12

    I will unmake you!... More


Xbox 360 Owners Betrayed by Tales of Vesperia

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The much anticipated PS3 version of Tales of Vesperia was recently announced, and of the many extras included in it the most notable addition is pirate loli character Patty Fleur.

However, a 2ch denizen who just happened to be browsing the compiled code for the game with a hex editor (let us not enquire too deeply as to why) has discovered evidence that she was in fact in the game from the start, in the form of mentions of her name alongside those of other characters.

This plainly casts doubt on her “new” status, and possibly suggests that all this was planned from the start?

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  • Anonymous commented on September 29, 2010 00:26

    I pirated it, so fuck them.... More

  • tyciol commented on April 1, 2010 05:43

    So essentially, she was in the XBox, but they won't let her be seen.... More


Otaku Rage over PS3 Tales Betrayal

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Even as PS3 owners have been celebrating the much anticipated release of Tales of Vesperia for the PS3, some Xbox 360 owning otaku have been infuriated by the “exclusive” nature of their release, and have resorted to typically extravagant displays of outrage.

Above you see their disc breaking and magazine burning… A possible case of overreaction?

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  • Anonymous commented on October 23, 2009 07:45

    To require that it do so would be to claim that what any text means must always be true and never false. ,... More

  • Azure Xuchilbara commented on June 12, 2009 23:58

    Good thing I have all 3 systems...... More


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