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For the first time since records began, fewer Japanese schoolgirls are having sex, with statistics showing a precipitous drop in the rates of sexual activity amongst the nation’s young people of both genders – delighting creepy middle-aged virgin hunters but surely inducing despair amongst the nation’s sex-starved schoolboys.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 25, 2012 15:57

    This is bad how? Most places try to keep minors from having sex.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 11, 2012 02:43

    >Why should the state encourage promiscuity? Pension money has to come from somewhere... More


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Surveys reveal Hatsune Miku’s popularity now extends well outside the creepy otaku fringe which brought her to stardom – 54% of Japanese schoolgirls reported liking Vocaloid music and 92.5% had at least heard of the virtual diva.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 29, 2012 23:32

    i love it and they don age... because it NEVER gets old...... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 26, 2012 10:10

    Also, this demographic is pretty much the entire western Vocaloid fandom.... More


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Statistical analysis demonstrating that Bleach and Naruto carry the least amount of text and have the biggest pictures of any Shonen Jump manga has lately been the cause of even more mockery of their much put upon fans.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 1, 2012 18:24

    like me?...silly... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 24, 2012 08:37

    "Close on its heels"? Naruto is much closer to the middle, nowhere NEAR bleach in this graphic. WTF are you talking about? Bleach is alone out there in this category.... More


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Tokyo’s dear leader Shintaro Ishihara has accused his subjects of “having become a different race to the rest of the Japanese” after they angered him by refusing to display sufficient enthusiasm for his 2020 Olympic bid.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 4, 2012 20:01

    His bets will not work. It is the curse of the paper-door!... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 4, 2012 19:59

    Oh look who the Japanese keep electing to represent their country. A racist Jap.... More


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Record numbers of young Japanese are choosing to kill themselves rather than face the prospect of becoming dirty NEETs, according to police suicide statistics, with their numbers more than doubling in the last 4 years.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 24, 2012 08:12

    Suicide is actually considered by science some kind of "mind evolution" since our brains won't let us do this. We are programmed to preserve our lifes and endure anything, overcome this barrier is a tragic... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 18, 2012 21:15

    Not really news since Japan already had this martyrdom culture since the very first time they existed.... More


FOX: “Japan Will Become Extinct!”

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Fox News reports that the Japanese will soon go extinct if they do not start making more babies soon, warning that this might be of consequence even to Americans and blaming the usual suspects of herbivorous men, otaku virgins and weird Japanese who prefer making friends “with robots.”

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  • Anonymous commented on October 29, 2012 16:37

    Not necessarily, but it's strongly recommended that you proceed to the nearest window to verify it for yourself. If you then determine that the sky is actually blue, review the rest of the report... More

  • Elizebeth commented on June 30, 2012 23:00

    Japanese will not disappear off the face of the earth'... More


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According to a global survey conducted by the BBC, Japan is now regarded as the nation with the most positive influence on the world, and China is now regarded as a more positive (and less negative) influence even than the US.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 12, 2013 08:39

    Shut up you stupid American twat. America is a ticking time bomb and the epitome of hypocrisy. Stay there if you like but if you had any sense you'd be packing your bags and getting... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 12, 2012 22:23

    And the rest of the world is blinded by consumerism of Japanese goods...face it. The only reason Japan is high up there is because of internet memes, anime/manga/hentai, Sony, Nintendo and bizzarre fetishes.... More


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Statistics showing just which nations engage in the most cosmetic surgery demonstrate the rather impressive lead the likes of South Korea, Brazil and the US have over everyone else – something admittedly evident from looking at the less than natural wonders each of these nations is so blessed with.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 21, 2012 23:16

    Brazil? Butt surgery? Mind shattered >_>.... More

  • lyrasexplushie commented on June 2, 2012 10:25

    No wonder the Korean idols look like each other.... More


93% of Women “Won’t Compromise” on Men’s Income

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Most Japanese women would sooner marry a fat old creepy otaku than touch a pauper, if the results of a recent survey of their matrimonial priorities are anything to go by.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 5, 2013 23:30

    Fact is: we will never find a decent woman in 3D, if you find one, she'll become 12 y/o one day and starts bitching around etc. And if you get an older woman you're screwed anyway,... More

  • Taylor commented on May 1, 2012 10:00

    Trying to make a credible point by saying more women are marrying down is so ridiculous I could just cry. The statistical likelihood of this happening overall worldwide is less than 1% and in specific countries... More


“Why Hollywood Anime Movies Are So Rubbish”

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Japanese quizzed about why it is they loathe Hollywood’s unending stream of atrocious anime and game adaptations (the likes of Dragonball and Street Fighter naturally being top of the list) provide reasons even the crazy foreigners responsible may be able to comprehend.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 15, 2012 13:59

    why hollywood anime movies are so rubbish? because anime is rubbish. japan anime is old, tired, and getting predictable and stupid. time for something new.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 2, 2012 00:52

    What Hollywood does to Anime is much like what China does to Hollywood.... More


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Fans of anime distressed by the pathetically poor disc sales of some much loved titles share their choice of the most disappointing sales performances, some of which are surprising – whether due to their apparent popularity or the expectation that they would ever sell at all…

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  • Chen-04 commented on October 26, 2013 23:15

    In the first place the prices are only so high because otaku were buying them, when no one expected them to. Startet with VHS and stuff, that were sold to, what were they called again.. this... More

  • Chen-04 commented on October 26, 2013 23:05

    Huh? First season was a disaster, it sucked so hard that it was unwatchable and the second season was pretty fun.... More


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A map showing the average bra cup size in each of the Japanese prefectures has lately been giving succour to breast lovers, whatever their their preference.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 2, 2012 17:12

    Needs more ecchi, lol :D... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 2, 2012 17:11

    Move, heretic. Less men in Saitama, more lolis for me.... More


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