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Amazingly, surveys of the American people now reveal the vast majority of them do not trust their new Chinese friends at all, with most apparently considering them a more pressing threat even than Iran or North Korea – coming as something of a relief to Japanese who had been left pondering being dumped in favour of China.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 14, 2013 09:43

    Far less than 60% of americans trust their own government so the japanese are doing good.... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 16, 2012 13:50

    The 1% are worried about when Japan becomes a major producer of giant humanoid robots that WTFPWN the rest of the world. Upside it not many people will be sad when China is the first... More


70% of US: “Dump Japan in Favor of China!”

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The US seems ready to dump its useless Japanese lackeys in favour of its much more affordable and numerous new Chinese friends, if polls of the American public are anything to go by.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 25, 2012 12:53

    the picture look like something you will find on some propaganda against the US like some old N Korean cartoons. and all this talk about US debt to china is silly since its only 1.6... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 19, 2012 15:34

    Dang, if that ever happens to me, I'm gonna scratch the numbers off too.... More


The 5 Creepiest Phone Wallpapers: “#2 = Anime”

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Japanese women asked what they think the most undesirable things to see serving as mobile phone wallpaper display none-too surprising resistance to seeing any “childish” anime characters featuring, considering the holders of such phones so creepy only abject narcissists were considered more undesirable.

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  • Chen-04 commented on November 25, 2013 05:40

    Oh well, I knew I wasn't really human anyway.... More

  • Kixiv commented on September 9, 2012 03:52

    > Their husband or wife This kind of proves the stupidity of the list.... More


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After scandal at Shiga shocked the nation, a survey of over a million Japanese has revealed the unshocking truth of bullying in Japan – that most Japanese have been bullied, some 40% have got in on the action themselves, and that massive numbers have considered killing themselves as a result of the torment inflicted.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 3, 2012 18:56

    There's a reason for every school shooting. I don't blame the Columbine shooter. Or the Virginia tech shooter. It is likely that each of the persons killed had it coming. Random people in... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 26, 2012 05:55

    fap to 2D... More


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For the first time since records began, fewer Japanese schoolgirls are having sex, with statistics showing a precipitous drop in the rates of sexual activity amongst the nation’s young people of both genders – delighting creepy middle-aged virgin hunters but surely inducing despair amongst the nation’s sex-starved schoolboys.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 25, 2012 15:57

    This is bad how? Most places try to keep minors from having sex.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 11, 2012 02:43

    >Why should the state encourage promiscuity? Pension money has to come from somewhere... More


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Surveys reveal Hatsune Miku’s popularity now extends well outside the creepy otaku fringe which brought her to stardom – 54% of Japanese schoolgirls reported liking Vocaloid music and 92.5% had at least heard of the virtual diva.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 29, 2012 23:32

    i love it and they don age... because it NEVER gets old...... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 26, 2012 10:10

    Also, this demographic is pretty much the entire western Vocaloid fandom.... More


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Statistical analysis demonstrating that Bleach and Naruto carry the least amount of text and have the biggest pictures of any Shonen Jump manga has lately been the cause of even more mockery of their much put upon fans.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 1, 2012 18:24

    like me?...silly... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 24, 2012 08:37

    "Close on its heels"? Naruto is much closer to the middle, nowhere NEAR bleach in this graphic. WTF are you talking about? Bleach is alone out there in this category.... More


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Tokyo’s dear leader Shintaro Ishihara has accused his subjects of “having become a different race to the rest of the Japanese” after they angered him by refusing to display sufficient enthusiasm for his 2020 Olympic bid.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 4, 2012 20:01

    His bets will not work. It is the curse of the paper-door!... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 4, 2012 19:59

    Oh look who the Japanese keep electing to represent their country. A racist Jap.... More


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Record numbers of young Japanese are choosing to kill themselves rather than face the prospect of becoming dirty NEETs, according to police suicide statistics, with their numbers more than doubling in the last 4 years.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 25, 2014 07:33

    "Of the 150, 52 were actual students, 41 of whom were at university and 4 of whom were high school students." Where are the remaining seven?... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 24, 2012 08:12

    Suicide is actually considered by science some kind of "mind evolution" since our brains won't let us do this. We are programmed to preserve our lifes and endure anything, overcome this barrier is a tragic... More


FOX: “Japan Will Become Extinct!”

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Fox News reports that the Japanese will soon go extinct if they do not start making more babies soon, warning that this might be of consequence even to Americans and blaming the usual suspects of herbivorous men, otaku virgins and weird Japanese who prefer making friends “with robots.”

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  • Anonymous commented on October 29, 2012 16:37

    Not necessarily, but it's strongly recommended that you proceed to the nearest window to verify it for yourself. If you then determine that the sky is actually blue, review the rest of the report... More

  • Elizebeth commented on June 30, 2012 23:00

    Japanese will not disappear off the face of the earth'... More


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According to a global survey conducted by the BBC, Japan is now regarded as the nation with the most positive influence on the world, and China is now regarded as a more positive (and less negative) influence even than the US.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 12, 2013 08:39

    Shut up you stupid American twat. America is a ticking time bomb and the epitome of hypocrisy. Stay there if you like but if you had any sense you'd be packing your bags and getting... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 12, 2012 22:23

    And the rest of the world is blinded by consumerism of Japanese goods...face it. The only reason Japan is high up there is because of internet memes, anime/manga/hentai, Sony, Nintendo and bizzarre fetishes.... More


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Statistics showing just which nations engage in the most cosmetic surgery demonstrate the rather impressive lead the likes of South Korea, Brazil and the US have over everyone else – something admittedly evident from looking at the less than natural wonders each of these nations is so blessed with.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 21, 2012 23:16

    Brazil? Butt surgery? Mind shattered >_>.... More

  • lyrasexplushie commented on June 2, 2012 10:25

    No wonder the Korean idols look like each other.... More


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