DIY Dakimakura

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A lonely otaku desperate to sleep with Cure Pine but unable to obtain any dakimakura of her has taken matters into his own hands and made a DIY dakimakura of her, with the finished article being of surprising quality, economy, and ease of manufacture.

He shared the secrets of her manufacture with 2ch, as reproduced below.

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  • motaku96 commented on July 14, 2011 02:05

    His cutting is really precise. Anyway, this makes sense. Actually surprising it wasn't thought of before. I wonder how well that iron on print will stay.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 13, 2011 17:50

    Macguyver otaku among otaku... More


Finally – The Dakimakura That Hugs Back

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Creepy otaku dakimakura owners can finally rejoice with the advent of a dakimakura, in this case of the lovely Sonico, which hugs back…

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  • Anonymous commented on July 11, 2011 05:40

    the voice is the easiest. find a hallmark card or one of those that plays music. they give you from 30 sec to 2 mins. some are customizable out of the box so to speak.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 11, 2011 05:37

    alas, some parents just don't understand young minds now days.... More


Rie Tanaka “Will Sleep With Anyone For $100″

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The shocking truth is finally out – ultra-sexy seiyuu Rie Tanaka will bed all comers for a mere $100, and it is not the first time such scurrilous slander has surfaced either.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2011 23:22

    give this man/troll something he can understand, like a demimoorkura ?... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2011 00:05

    Where can I buy this online?... More


Official: “Mio Sleeps No Bra”

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Crucial information about busty moeblob Mio Akiyama‘s sleeping habits has surfaced by way of the K-ON! manga:

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  • Anonymous commented on May 23, 2011 08:13

    i dont... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 12, 2011 08:28

    If u dont wear bra your tits will meet your belly button sooner than you expect.... More


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The story of a wife whose husband rejected her in favour of a dakimakura has lately been the subject of much otaku sympathy, largely towards the dakimakura…

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  • Anonymous commented on December 14, 2011 09:59

    And people don't seemed bothered about how he likes the stink (of his on smell festering) on his daki, really? Oh what...... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 5, 2011 05:51

    like his limp dick could get is up by then LOL... More


Ero-Manga Futon Hot Indeed

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Slumbering otaku may wish to consider dumping their sexy dakimakura in favour of the newly developed ero-manga futon.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 5, 2011 02:37

    .........y bueno, son cosas del fulbo... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 4, 2011 14:45

    I guess all the tentacle rape got water damage.... More


Hinako Cleavage Figure

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Sexy fitness and sleeping coach Hinako gets a figure rendition by Embrace Japan, alluringly clad in naught but her nightie whilst striking a pose sure to cause some sleepless nights.

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  • VZ commented on October 4, 2010 11:51

    Proper Hygiene with Hinako next then?... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 26, 2010 00:01

    Maybe they thought they had to improve on the rather plain-faced Hinako...?... More


8% “Have Had Sex Whilst Asleep”

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Sleep experts report that almost 8% of their patients reported engaging in sexual activity with their partners whilst asleep, an unusual sleepwalking condition dubbed “sexsomnia.”

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  • Sylar commented on July 17, 2010 16:19

    Indeed, the poor man is gonna get raped by that crazy teen and her hormones.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 9, 2010 07:24

    I want one... More


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A 2ch denizen is apparently intent on turning his sister into an involuntary goddess with this series of voyeuristic pictures of the poor young lady as she sleeps unawares.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 23, 2012 10:15

    u must have some big ones... More

  • Abelius commented on November 23, 2011 03:29

    In my own experience with my GF, removing panties is 99.99% impossible without her waking up. And I assure you: she's a DEEP sleeper. xD That post is almost sure to be fake. That's his GF... More


Sleeping with Hinako Causes Sleepless Nights: “Too Sexy”

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Ero-sleeping anime Sleeping with Hinako / Issho-ni Sleeping‘s DVD and Blu-ray offer otaku the chance to drift off into slumber with a scantily clad Hinako, but users complain Hinako is just so sexy they can’t get so much as a wink of sleep.

Just why this is should be readily apparent from inspecting the anime’s content:

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  • aizen s commented on November 20, 2010 16:30

    how the hell could someone sleep with THAT in front?... More

  • aizen s commented on November 20, 2010 16:26

    the next one should be screwing with hinako...... More


Sleeping with Women “Reduces Intelligence”

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Research suggests men who sleep with women suffer impaired mental performance and increased stress.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 18, 2011 05:07

    So if we sleep with other men, we'll get more intelligent? -_-... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 9, 2011 19:07

    lol bs imo sleep is too dam time consuming. while sure it regenerates ur body, ugh takes too much damn time!! also, id rather be "stupid" and be with someone than "smart" and alone. Hell sex... More


Sleeping with Hinako

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Hinako’s hit otaku exercise video Training with Hinako is set to receive a sequel, Sleeping with Hinako (Isshouni Sleepingu), due in February on DVD and Blu-ray.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 26, 2010 14:33

    Grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 26, 2010 02:02

    This was exactly what I was thinking about too.... More


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