A lonely otaku desperate to sleep with Cure Pine but unable to obtain any dakimakura of her has taken matters into his own hands and made a DIY dakimakura of her, with the finished article being of surprising quality, economy, and ease of manufacture.
He shared the secrets of her manufacture with 2ch, as reproduced below.
Creepy otaku dakimakura owners can finally rejoice with the advent of a dakimakura, in this case of the lovely Sonico, which hugs back…
the voice is the easiest. find a hallmark card or one of those that plays music. they give you from 30 sec to 2 mins. some are customizable out of the box so to speak.... More
alas, some parents just don't understand young minds now days.... More
The shocking truth is finally out – ultra-sexy seiyuu Rie Tanaka will bed all comers for a mere $100, and it is not the first time such scurrilous slander has surfaced either.
Crucial information about busty moeblob Mio Akiyama‘s sleeping habits has surfaced by way of the K-ON! manga:
The story of a wife whose husband rejected her in favour of a dakimakura has lately been the subject of much otaku sympathy, largely towards the dakimakura…
Slumbering otaku may wish to consider dumping their sexy dakimakura in favour of the newly developed ero-manga futon.
Sleep experts report that almost 8% of their patients reported engaging in sexual activity with their partners whilst asleep, an unusual sleepwalking condition dubbed “sexsomnia.”
A 2ch denizen is apparently intent on turning his sister into an involuntary goddess with this series of voyeuristic pictures of the poor young lady as she sleeps unawares.
u must have some big ones... More
In my own experience with my GF, removing panties is 99.99% impossible without her waking up. And I assure you: she's a DEEP sleeper. xD That post is almost sure to be fake. That's his GF... More
Ero-sleeping anime Sleeping with Hinako / Issho-ni Sleeping‘s DVD and Blu-ray offer otaku the chance to drift off into slumber with a scantily clad Hinako, but users complain Hinako is just so sexy they can’t get so much as a wink of sleep.
Just why this is should be readily apparent from inspecting the anime’s content:
Research suggests men who sleep with women suffer impaired mental performance and increased stress.
So if we sleep with other men, we'll get more intelligent? -_-... More
lol bs imo sleep is too dam time consuming. while sure it regenerates ur body, ugh takes too much damn time!! also, id rather be "stupid" and be with someone than "smart" and alone. Hell sex... More
Hinako’s hit otaku exercise video Training with Hinako is set to receive a sequel, Sleeping with Hinako (Isshouni Sleepingu), due in February on DVD and Blu-ray.
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