K-ON! Fans Arrested for Stealing K-ON! Guitars

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Dirty otaku NEETs have been arrested for stealing the Keionbu’s guitars and various K-ON! figures, saying they did it because they wanted the figures.

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  • KingFisher commented on February 5, 2011 18:51

    Um... Umm...Um... Yeah....they ditch the guitars for the figurines. Are they Idiots. This is why the really horribly inflicted NEET OTAKUS will be rather stupid and always poor. First of all, even if you are only... More

  • PrinceHeir commented on February 5, 2011 15:45

    that's what you get NEET's :P... More


Even Criminals Hate Moeblobs: K-ON! Guitars Ditched

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Police have recovered the stolen K-ON! guitars after they were dumped in a ditch like so much worthless moeblob trash, the thieves only having shown any interest in the contents of the stolen safe.

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  • Kuha commented on November 24, 2010 05:56

    I though Panty & Stocking were the new flavour of the month.... More

  • UncommonlyOtaku commented on November 23, 2010 22:39

    "death penalty"??!! - WUT?? - You're probably the one that took it! - yur just covering yur trail??? - Deth Penalty my ass, you gotta catch them first and allow due process. - Oh ye gods of asgard, wutz this world... More


K-ON! Girls Robbed of Instruments in Otaku Mega-Heist

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Thieves have robbed Azunyan and company of their very instruments, to say nothing of thousands of dollars in cash and goods, striking the school otaku have chosen to venerate for being the spiritual home of K-ON!

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  • Anonymous commented on February 6, 2011 11:02

    Die Hard Otakus Stole The Precious Things... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 20, 2010 15:12

    Otaku Megaheist? Oh so were not weirdos now? Are we playing thieves now? Maybe the accusations of "ordinary" people that "otakus = criminals" are not far off.... That said I guess that the only bad otakus... More


Lolicon Skirt Stripper: “I Wanted To Drop Her Skirt”

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A man has been arrested for attempting to strip a 10-year-old girl of her skirt.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 20, 2009 05:35

    lol!... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 20, 2009 05:26

    Im guilty! take me to jail but let me fuck a loli first! (sarcasm... maybe)... More


Loli Pantsu Thief Rearrested

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A 22-year-old male factory worker has been arrested for stealing pantsu from an elementary school’s pool locker room, in Shiga prefecture.

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  • rrrr commented on August 10, 2009 12:20

    rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffffffffvvvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeee... More

  • Bla7e commented on July 6, 2009 10:13

    Yeah I like it too. xD... More


Conductor Kidnaps Schoolgirl, Steals Pantsu at Knifepoint

Conductor Kidnaps Schoolgirl, Steals Pantsu at Knifepoint

A train conductor who kidnapped a schoolgirl from a station at knifepoint, and then took her to the station toilets with the intent of robbing and having his way with her has been arrested; it seems he only got as far as stealing her underwear before rescuers arrived.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 1, 2011 12:09

    This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on nudity or sexual content.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 17, 2010 04:09

    ^ I can't tell if you're trolling or you're just an idiot.... More


Man Kidnaps 40 Buddhas Seeking Curse

The statues in question were 地蔵 / Jizou (Ksitigarbha), stone guardian idols, commonly revered by the heathen Japanese

A man who stole more than forty stone Buddhas, worth some $20,000, apparently hoping for an interesting curse to befall him, has been arrested for theft. The statues in question were 地蔵 / Jizou (Ksitigarbha), stone guardian idols, commonly revered by the heathen Japanese, and his motivation was “I saw on TV that the statues could cause a curse like this and I wanted it”, an explanation which perhaps poses more questions than it answers.

On further investigation he was found to have used a truck to move the heavy idols back to his home, where he was found to have stashed even more stolen monuments, for which charges are pending. The idols were apparently unharmed by their ordeal. Via ZakZak.

  • Lost commented on March 16, 2009 00:42

    odd person is odd he wants a curse.. better excuse than i thought she was 9... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 25, 2009 06:52

    I'm kind of curious just what particular type of curs e anyone know the history to it? Optimistically I think he'll actually return the statue once he's curse.... More


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