Kedamono Friends Onahole Quite Beastly

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Kemono Friends and its gargantuan popularity has unsurprisingly prompted the emergence of some less than savory products, with the “Kedamono Friends” onahole guaranteeing an exact replica of the feisty Serval‘s tight feminine orifice – should simply imagining it not prove effective enough.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 21, 2017 07:54

    I wouldn't tell him to fuck off, he might actually do it.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 20, 2017 16:23

    Honestly I'm dissapointed that these are all the same holes with different box art. Maybe they could make them a little bit distinguished in some way?... More


Instant Ramen Cafe “Talk to a Girl As Your Ramen Cooks”

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Otaku capital city Akihabara has offered lonely males yet another activity to help sate their desires for the opposite sex, with “Noodol Cafe” allowing customers to converse with a cute girl whilst they cook them some instant ramen, serving as a 3D alternative to Nissin’s previously released augmented reality ramen

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  • Anonymous commented on May 19, 2017 12:17

    talk while waiting for instant ramen? the conversations must end instantly... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 19, 2017 10:50

    @19:48 spotted the guy that makes sissy threads... More


Majima Goro’s Birthday Jovially Revered

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Yakuza’s psychotic Majima Goro has been showered with birthday wishes from both rotten fujoshi and fans of the Yakuza series alike, with the usual cavalcade of illustrations ranging from masculine to overly cute that will no doubt irritate the mentally disturbed man.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 17, 2017 04:38

    Such a rotten gallery...... More

  • Riiku commented on May 17, 2017 02:37

    Kiryuuu-chaaaaaaan!!!... More


White Princess Onahole Royally Sexy

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The White Princess Onahole has arrived to provide lonely onanists an experience of the princess-sort, with the box art bound to be based off another existing anime character to reel in knowledgeable otaku thinking that the toy will hopefully simulate her fictional woman parts.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 15, 2017 13:06

    While I do see your point, I don't think anyone would buy it then when they have a multitude of options to jack off to.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 15, 2017 12:01

    So the latest generic piece of rubber with a rugged hole has arrived, great! Can't they make something to differentiate them beyond the box art? Add some binaural "drama CD," a mini visual novel, some "scent,"... More


Campus Life Matchmaking Onahole “Rather Specific…”

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This latest onahole release has covered a much more specific situation than most would expect, with the “Campus Life Matchmaking” onahole apparently providing a simulation of the genitalia of a woman found at a “goukon” matchmaking party amongst university students – causing more wizardly otaku to wonder if companies are attempting to build a closer connection to their buyers or are simply making fun of them…

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  • Anonymous commented on May 13, 2017 08:14

    We see someone couldn't get laid in college, don't be spiteful cause you didn't get any... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 13, 2017 07:56

    That hole isn't loose enough for a varsity bitch...... More


Married Life With Idol Onahole “Has Hadaka Apron”

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A 2nd release in the “Married Life with Idol” line of male pleasure devices has arrived, this time catering to hadaka apron fetishists (at least by way of the box art) but whether there will be any discernible difference between this item and others like it will probably require much “expertise” indeed.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 9, 2017 09:53

    These fap sticks are kinda weird. Why bother when you can squeeze and jerk. If you want something of this nature, i suggest one of those full ass onaholes that you can put on your... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 9, 2017 08:17

    nah, they are not your size.... More


Handwritten Love Letters “Now A Dime A Dozen”

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Desperate otaku still seeking love (no matter how artificial) can sate their desires by way of these new “love letters” which can be purchased via gachapon, a prize that few have found odd considering the variety of strange novelties the machines dispense.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 23, 2017 22:27

    Okay I have to ask. The herbivore movement was very large and may still be very large in Japan. Fair enough; America and a lot of the west are seeing a blossom of MGTOW-like... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 9, 2017 01:49

    Probably written by 30-something male generic harem light novel author/anime scriptwriter.... More


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The one and only spoiled tsundere princess, Minase Iori, has had her fictional birthday celebrated by hordes of IdolMaster fans, with social media sites blowing up with a plethora of tasteful illustrations and photos of Iori-laden shrines that will surely have confused onlookers wishing they had something of equal importance to care about.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 7, 2017 13:39

    Kugimiya disease is still going strong... More

  • SugoiMan commented on May 7, 2017 04:16

    old hair style is better than this shitty new style... More


Dual Maid Sisters Hole “Rem AND Ram!”

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Desirable maid twins Rem and Ram of popular time travel series Re:Zero have served as the inspiration of this latest masturbation device, which features two openings (each one based after a different maid girl) to elevate sexual fantasies involving both charming girls at the same time.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 8, 2017 18:36

    These pocket pussy dont have long shelf life. You use it till it tears and buy a knew one. Ive used fleshlight and tenga so i know these things.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 8, 2017 18:34

    This is the perfect onahole for A) people with two dicks... B) for people that have friends who like Double penetration together (totally gay)... More


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One dedicated electronics engineer is developing a program for Microsoft’s HoloLens that will allow users to interact with virtual diva Hatsune Miku via augmented reality, finally allowing otaku to live their dream of dating the 2D goddess.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 6, 2017 05:12

    load her R-18 motion in next video plz. XD... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 5, 2017 19:23

    Want so badly. Mikuuuu... More


Onsen Desire Onahole Potentially Moist

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Another otaku fantasy has been recreated in onahole form with the “Onsen Desire“, simulating the moist opening of a beautiful bathing woman and seemingly being used as a cash-grab catering to desperate otaku in need of “love”.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 25, 2017 08:49

    Jak cipa twojej starej... More


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Despite celebrating the existence of Watanabe You not too long ago, lifeless Love Livers have spread their passion for yet another brilliant idol of the franchise, this time praising red-haired beauty Nishikino Maki and all her glorious traits the only way true otaku know: art and cake.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 21, 2017 16:42

    Love live: It's crap... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 21, 2017 07:34

    best waifu... More


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