Nutaku Tournament – “Lilith Sex Doll Up For Grabs!”




Nutaku is holding a special event for their erotic browser game PeroPero Seduction, featuring an in-game tournament of sorts where players will compete for a life-sized sex doll of Lilith – certain to be highly desired by the title’s lonely otaku demographic.

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Love Live Sunshine! Cakes Predictably Sweet


A tasty treat has been made available for purchase for crazed Love Live Sunshine! fanatics as Premium Bandai (Bandai’s official online store) is now offering cakes decorated with the anime’s motivated idols, with some likely to be kept preserved for eternity considering the tendencies of some dedicated collectors…

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  • Anonymous commented on October 26, 2016 15:51

    lol, love the mommy.... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 26, 2016 15:47

    By efforts you mean printing out an edible print and putting it on a half assed decorated cake? Sure!... More

New Game! Onahole Parody Quite Mobile


New Game!’s inexperienced heroine Aoba Suzukaze has supposedly served as the inspiration for this new parody onahole, which apparently simulates the inside of her womanhood, but while shaped as a handheld gaming device – an absurd detail that may garner purchases solely for that fact.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 27, 2016 08:20

    I always thought the point of these (aside from cash grabs) was to present what /you/ think she feels like. Real wimminz feel different inside, so why not design the insides of a designed character? I... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 25, 2016 13:04

    "Fuck this New Game!" there fixed it for you!... More

i☆Ris & Sunmyu Now Offering Paid Skype Chats



Lauded idol groups i☆Ris and Sunmyu have announced that they are willing to spend up to 3 minutes with fans over Skype, a glorious opportunity for those willing to shell out the cash required, though the idols in question may well find themselves at the mercy of some rather unsightly spectacles…

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  • Riiku commented on October 18, 2016 23:57

    Ok, I would start with showing them a goatse video, and them I would print her face and cum all over it live. And since I payed, she would have to watch, or I'll ask... More

  • Riiku commented on October 18, 2016 23:56

    What? Underage girls talking about their anal toys experience? What's so shocked you, may I ask?... More


The advent of another beloved anime character’s birthday has been generating glee across the internet, causing an abundance of fans to craft the usual cakes and shrines, this time dedicated to Mob Psycho 100’s Arataka Reigen and no doubt boosting the fictional man’s ego.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 13, 2016 07:29

    Reigen actually *does* help his clients. Most of his clients don't need a psychic, so he just sprays salt to ease their mind, then proceeds to giving them a massage or whatever, so they're satisfied. In... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 13, 2016 07:19

    Time for a new type of cake. I'll call it: "Reigen Aratakeeki"... More

Rem Onahole Parody Emerges


Wild acclaim will naturally follow the release of this tantalizing onahole parody of Re:Zero’s highly adored Rem, which has also combined with the “cat keyhole” lingerie that proved popular earlier on in the year, hopefully making for a product that fans could not possibly resist.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 11, 2016 05:32

    I think, i get the point. Well, i love Rem & Ram both, i will make no difference between then. They´re both cute!^^ Thanks for the answer!... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 10, 2016 10:55

    Rem is also a character that loves the main protagonist, while Ram is in love with the creepy looking clown guy Roswal.... More

Ayatori Meshibe Onahole Totally Tentacular


The latest in innovative onanism technology has spawned the “Ayatori Meshibe” onahole by Mate Goods Company, which apparently simulates intercourse with a woman who “has a tentacle monster inside her”, an idea that is no doubt a coveted fantasy by someone in the wide otaku world…

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  • Anonymous commented on September 28, 2016 21:38

    Someone send this to infernal monkey... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 28, 2016 18:40

    You can come inside the onahole without being worried of getting it pregnant.Plus onahole feels better compared to your own bare hands, won't constantly beg for your attention 24/7,doesn't make your wallet to suffer from... More


One of Re:Zero’s many desirable maidens has recently had her birthday, resulting in a myriad of supporters wishing the unfairly despised Emilia plenty of adoration in the form of illustrations and shrines, an event that may hopefully lessen the impact of the anime’s abundance of racial bigots…

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  • Anonymous commented on September 26, 2016 09:27


  • Rya commented on September 26, 2016 01:12

    You have never been to a real life anime convention, have you?... More


Twitter has erupted with a plentiful abundance of celebratory images due to the arrival of Love Live! idol Ruby Kurosawa‘s birthday, an event that has made her the center of attention and will no doubt end up attracting new fans to the already gargantuan franchise.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 23, 2016 16:06

    Don't make fun of him guys, I bet he loves her if he would even post that. Love your families, our time on earth is short and it's all we really have.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 23, 2016 16:03

    @12:21 No don't do that crazies.... More




The unfortunate many who have to partake of their cup ramen alone can now do so in the company of a charming 2D girl thanks to Nissin’s new promotion, a development that will no doubt be even more harmful to social outcasts – already not known for the health of their diet.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 24, 2016 05:17

    Well there is another alternative. You can become the latest parent in tomorrow's newspaper who simply abandoned their kids playing MMOs.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 24, 2016 05:16

    Looks like the tin from your tinfoil hat entered your brain. That's final stage tinfoilery.... More

Re:Ero Onahole Parody – “But Why Not Rem!?”


Supposed “main heroine” Emilia of absurdly popular fantasy anime Re:Zero has obtained her own onahole parody entitled “Re:Ero Start a Pseudo-sexual Intercourse from Hole“, sure to be snatched up right away by enthusiasts – despite the fact that fans would undoubtedly prefer a Rem-based onahole instead.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 21, 2016 23:07

    No Rem No Life!!... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 21, 2016 22:36

    ELONPI... More

Kupa Miko Onahole Parody A Real Blessing


The charming Kuma Miko series has inspired Tamatoys to create a rather lewd onahole parody of shy protagonist Machi, an item that fans may agree to be one of the most positive things to emerge from the anime, considering the volume of negative opinions its immensely detestable ending had spawned

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  • Anonymous commented on September 21, 2016 00:07

    Seriously the hole is waaay too deep for 14 year old. More realistic one would be 6-10 cm deep.... More

  • Riiku commented on September 19, 2016 23:59

    *Looks at the box art* Oh wow, so now we get to fuck a bipedal walking cat in the face? That's new.... More

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