Macross D*lta Onahole Parody Quite The Deal


The latest entry into the Macross franchise has gotten an onahole parody from Tamatoys, boasting discrete holes for the price of 1, along with a princess of song for each.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 22, 2016 03:53

    I sometimes wonder if people actually use these things. I have 6 and they all say "for parody purposes only" clearly on the box,... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 22, 2016 03:50

    I prefer to be called a onahole enthusiast.... More

Bakuona Onahole Parody Rides Hard


An onahole parody featuring buxom motorcycle girl Suzunoki Rin of Bakuon!! has arrived in the form of the cleverly named “Bakuona“, sure to accentuate the erotic fantasies that users may have for the seductive blonde and likely contributing to Japan’s rapidly declining birth rate.

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  • Reboot commented on June 13, 2016 17:28

    Omake1: Busco a Jacq's... More

  • No Name commented on June 13, 2016 14:36

    Ordered. Rin FTW!... More

Nozomi Tojo Showered With Birthday Praise


The birthday of Love Live’s twin-tailed fortune teller Nozomi Tojo has been met with more wild praise from the franchise’s devoted followers, prompting the release of celebratory illustrations that will surely help lesser known artists generate some much-needed attention.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 11, 2016 07:21

    Creepy...... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 11, 2016 07:20

    69 a magic number.... More

KonoSuba Megumin Onahole Parody Truly Magical


Tamatoys and their unending pursuit of bringing joy to lonely males have provided a new onahole parody based on the popular magic-wielding Megumin of Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!, surely allowing users to cast an explosion of their own – albeit of a very different sort.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 9, 2016 22:18

    They specifically mentioned it is made in Japan and safe, so user have peace of mind.... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 8, 2016 20:18

    Megumin is bae~... More

Double Tentacle Shuriken Onahole Definitely Deadly


A new onahole going by the name of the “Double Tentacle Shuriken” has (like so many others before it) supposedly offered the latest in self-stimulation, boasting a shuriken-shaped opening and tentacles adorned within that will surely mercilessly dispatch any lingering desire for real physical companionship in its users.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 4, 2016 02:12

    Well thats tragic, sorry for you dude... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 2, 2016 14:09

    I'm sorry that your lost your dick on that accident.... More

Kami no Te: “Win The Precious Air Of AKB48!”




Crane games will be arriving to smartphones courtesy of Kami no Te, a game that will supposedly send physical prizes to winners at their provided address, with one such prize being canisters of air exhaled by the idols of AKB48 – allowing even the most pathetic otaku to breath the same air as their beloved idols, second-hand though it may be like so many other things.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 3, 2016 04:32

    Don't worry, I doubt idols had anything to do with its production. More likely, it just contains chemical fumes from the factory where the containers are manufactured.... More

  • Ishmon16 commented on June 2, 2016 05:06

    ...Why?... More

Kamui no Miko Onahole Holy Indeed


Tamatoys have catered to another rampant fetish with their “Kamui no Miko” onahole, a pleasure device that supposedly simulates a sexual experience with a pure shrine maiden – certainly a rare opportunity that should rouse some purchases.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 24, 2016 04:29

    or have a sock still under your bed unwashed since you first masturbate.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 24, 2016 02:11

    So what's you problem? You can still cum on tissue.... More

Nuku Fes! Onahole Parody Oddly Musical


Chikuwork has created a rather bizarre onahole parody called the “Nuku Fes!“, a Love Live! inspired pleasure device that apparently allows users to simulate playing an instrument whilst the product is in use; a strange enough concept that may have users curious as to whether the musical feature actually functions.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2016 19:45

    The source is already on the genre tags right below the title of this article - Love Live! This product doesn't include any sauce though lol... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2016 14:58

    If you could use this as a controller for School Idol Festival I'd ace in all the events.... More

Iron A** Princess “Surprisingly Soft!”


Beautiful blonde Kudelia Bernstein of Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron Blooded Orphans has served as the central focus of this lewd onahole parody made by Tamatoys entitled “Iron A** Princess“, no doubt convincing droves of buyers who know no better of its superiority to the 3D article.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 10, 2016 23:53

    How come they knew Kudelia private size?... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 10, 2016 23:52

    The good thing is Chinese bootleg will explode before use... More

Talking Oppai Mouse Pads “Never Be Lonely Again!”


The hard workers of Voppai have made a rather genius breakthrough in otaku technology, featuring the “talking oppai mouse pad” which responds when its breasts are being fondled, and looks bound to ensure that otaku will never leave the house again.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 4, 2016 09:59

    Iori Minase mousepad that calls you a pervert in five different languages.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 4, 2016 03:47

    I have like 17 Oppai mouse pads, official ones. I think I have too many but damn they look so good I can't stop buy them :/... More

Otaku Cleverly Crafts Love Doll: “Who Needs Real Women!”


The ingenuity of depraved otaku has surpassed even the lowest of expectations as one particularly inventive specimen has manufactured his own love doll, bound to attract an equal amount of both positive acclaim and hateful scorn.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 30, 2016 03:13

    Maybe some kind of onahole heater... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 1, 2016 13:43

    Better than fucking a trumpet in desperation. ps. It comes with two different sized holes for maximum compatibility.... More

Maki Nishikino’s Birthday Widely Welcomed


Maki Nishikino of legendary idol anime Love Live! has had her birthday joyously revered by legions of obsessed otaku, a sentiment that might not be equally shared once the birthday of her idol companion Honoka rolls around, considering her traitorous escapades

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  • Anonymous commented on April 25, 2016 23:06

    Its not like the character will be happy... since she doesn't exist.... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 24, 2016 18:24

    Dunno, maybe you should ask that question on December 25th?... More

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