Kamui no Miko Onahole Holy Indeed

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Tamatoys have catered to another rampant fetish with their “Kamui no Miko” onahole, a pleasure device that supposedly simulates a sexual experience with a pure shrine maiden – certainly a rare opportunity that should rouse some purchases.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 24, 2016 04:29

    or have a sock still under your bed unwashed since you first masturbate.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 24, 2016 02:11

    So what's you problem? You can still cum on tissue.... More


Nuku Fes! Onahole Parody Oddly Musical

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Chikuwork has created a rather bizarre onahole parody called the “Nuku Fes!“, a Love Live! inspired pleasure device that apparently allows users to simulate playing an instrument whilst the product is in use; a strange enough concept that may have users curious as to whether the musical feature actually functions.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2016 19:45

    The source is already on the genre tags right below the title of this article - Love Live! This product doesn't include any sauce though lol... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2016 14:58

    If you could use this as a controller for School Idol Festival I'd ace in all the events.... More


Iron A** Princess “Surprisingly Soft!”

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Beautiful blonde Kudelia Bernstein of Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron Blooded Orphans has served as the central focus of this lewd onahole parody made by Tamatoys entitled “Iron A** Princess“, no doubt convincing droves of buyers who know no better of its superiority to the 3D article.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 10, 2016 23:53

    How come they knew Kudelia private size?... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 10, 2016 23:52

    The good thing is Chinese bootleg will explode before use... More


Talking Oppai Mouse Pads “Never Be Lonely Again!”

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The hard workers of Voppai have made a rather genius breakthrough in otaku technology, featuring the “talking oppai mouse pad” which responds when its breasts are being fondled, and looks bound to ensure that otaku will never leave the house again.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 4, 2016 09:59

    Iori Minase mousepad that calls you a pervert in five different languages.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 4, 2016 03:47

    I have like 17 Oppai mouse pads, official ones. I think I have too many but damn they look so good I can't stop buy them :/... More


Otaku Cleverly Crafts Love Doll: “Who Needs Real Women!”

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The ingenuity of depraved otaku has surpassed even the lowest of expectations as one particularly inventive specimen has manufactured his own love doll, bound to attract an equal amount of both positive acclaim and hateful scorn.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 30, 2016 03:13

    Maybe some kind of onahole heater... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 1, 2016 13:43

    Better than fucking a trumpet in desperation. ps. It comes with two different sized holes for maximum compatibility.... More


Maki Nishikino’s Birthday Widely Welcomed

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Maki Nishikino of legendary idol anime Love Live! has had her birthday joyously revered by legions of obsessed otaku, a sentiment that might not be equally shared once the birthday of her idol companion Honoka rolls around, considering her traitorous escapades

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  • Anonymous commented on April 25, 2016 23:06

    Its not like the character will be happy... since she doesn't exist.... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 24, 2016 18:24

    Dunno, maybe you should ask that question on December 25th?... More


Fuwary Gymnastics Girl Onahole Frighteningly Flexible

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The A-One crafted Fuwary Onahole (based on an illustration by Chirumakuro) has simulated the tight muscular orifice of a flexible gymnastics girl, sure to have its users performing a myriad of acrobatic feats themselves (albeit of a different variety).

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  • Anonymous commented on April 21, 2016 09:07

    FUCK, I knew I recognized the tits in that thumbnail. I love Chirumakuro!... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 20, 2016 02:52

    mmmhmm, did you know ducks can fly up to 3000 miles non-stop?... More


Aqua Onahole Parody Hopefully Moist

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Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo’s whiny goddess Aqua has earned herself a naughty onahole parody, bound to be “heavily abused” (a common occurrence for the vulnerable girl) by otaku and supposedly simulating her womanly parts, as most parody onaholes tend to improbably boast.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 14, 2016 06:09

    How old was your niese at the time?... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 14, 2016 06:07

    Ever just try a rubber and a chinese finger?... More


T*ma T*sticle Bra Pretty Preposterous

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The overly effeminate otoko no ko crowd may be overjoyed to know that Tamatoys have made a product that may very well suit their girlish tastes, with the “T*sticle Bra” supposedly being the perfect asset to accentuate male genitalia despite seeming to be nothing more than fancy pantsu.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 30, 2016 02:37

    The hell???... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 29, 2016 05:59

    SanCockU........quit feeding the troll,damn.... More


Tekokikko Onahole Quite The Handful

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The emergence of the “Tekokikko” onahole may prove handy to dedicated onanists, as the self-pleasure tool supposedly simulates the sensation of a human hand – a dubious concept considering users could just utilize their own actual hand…

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  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2016 08:18

    It would be better to advertise that it simulates a girl's real hand. As we all know girls have softer hands than guys do. Unless these guys think that we're into that sort of thing...?... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 23, 2016 17:07

    i bet that his sister give him a hand... More


Itaspo Dakimakura “The Pillow That Reacts!”

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The newly created Itaspo hug pillow has seemingly broken boundaries in “otaku” technology as the device will apparently speak to its user depending upon how it was touched, a revolutionary development that will likely make non-talking dakimakura obsolete and possibly cause lonely otaku to further remove themselves from the human gene pool.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 27, 2016 09:49

    Not buying a dakimura until they make spaces where i can put in silicone onaholes and also vibrators then you can sell me different voice features. Also she has to make me sandwiches... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 18, 2016 16:50

    it will explode before you came.... More


Umi Sonoda’s Birthday Greatly Revered

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Love Live!’s blue-haired beauty Umi Sonoda has been garnering more acclaim than ever as her birthday makes its arrival, naturally causing her legion of fans to celebrate by way of illustrations and cake, a tradition that will likely not be dying off anytime soon.

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  • Palmtop Tsundere commented on March 17, 2016 21:10

    Chihaya > Umi... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 17, 2016 16:24

    Too precious to drink.... More


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