Tenga Japan Onanism Survey “3 Times A Week The Average!”




Insight into the masturbation habits of Japanese males has been revealed courtesy of this survey from Tenga, with the nationwide average for onanism sessions coming out to barely 3 times a week, seemingly suggesting Japanese men have no sex drive whatsoever…

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  • zetagog commented on December 11, 2017 13:29

    part of a deeper look into the decline of marriage. They don't care about women because the primary factor in whether women get married or not is men. Some will say that it's women who... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 11, 2017 09:53

    just prostate cancer? what about other cancer?... More



Vinclu Inc. (the company offering otaku not only a virtual companion but the opportunity to marry 2D characters) has unveiled a new Hatsune Miku model as part of her special campaign, utilizing LEN[A-7]’s design and sure to have Vocaloid otaku looking forward to having the virtual diva as part of their sad lonely hovels.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 10, 2017 15:14

    Low quality graphics. miku as stiff as ever. with 8bit voice. the future that is 4k and 8k display tech is not for Anime and bad Playstation2 rendered charactors.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 9, 2017 21:50

    Yeah, I had half a plate this morning before realizing what it was. Problem? Don't see how that's relevant.... More

Gatebox: “Marry Anime Characters At Last!”


Vinclu Inc, those responsible for the “Gatebox” (a device that provides a virtual 3D character to help users perform everyday tasks), have announced the opening of their “dimension-traveling station”, which accepts marriage registrations with fictional characters – finally allowing otaku to be one with their waifu.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 9, 2017 21:52

    Its easy as fuck to find little girls to capture or buy.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 25, 2017 07:16

    bots over thots.... More

Mizuryuu Kei Dakimakura Gets A Leg Up


The latest in dakimakura technology has arrived, with this new product offering buyers some dangling legs to wrap around themselves whilst hugging it, sure to aid creepy otaku in ridding themselves of their eternal loneliness.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 19, 2017 19:53

    everyday we stray further from god... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 19, 2017 19:10

    This Pillow is bad cause i can die in two ways 1. Lack of sleep due the ahegao print 2. Blood loss by steady Nosebleeding... More

Waifu Anime Rap Becomes YouTube Ad




The creator of an anime-centric rap parody that pokes fun at “extreme waifuism” has demonstrated how easy it is to submit content as a YouTube ad, naturally amazing many as to how such a thing is not only possible but very cheap to do – though the ad will likely not live long as feminists and SJWs will no doubt complain once they discover it.

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  • Luckystrikepack commented on November 26, 2017 07:22

    "ANNA MAY" ewww... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 18, 2017 09:17

    I have not had a laugh like that in a long time. It's a disaster of epic proportions but it is so damn interesting I couldn't look away. I sincerely hope more people submit more... More

Konmusu Onahole Fantastically Foxy


Those who love fox-eared girls may take a liking to the Konmusu onahole as its box-art features just such a 2D woman, though whether the device boasts any distinguishing features beyond box-art is likely a question only the most extreme ona-hole aficionados can answer.

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  • No Name commented on November 8, 2017 03:40

    Somewhere in Japan right now, is a man who has a large collection of onaholes still mint in their boxes, that he proudly displays.... More

Kickboxer Tweets Otaku Low Blow: “Anime is For Losers!”


Unheard of American-British kickboxer Andrew Tate has managed to stir up the anime community with his rather mean tweets, condemning anime fans as losers and stating that women have no respect for them, a true statement for some individuals but one that has enraged hordes of anime-loving incel barbarians regardless.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 4, 2017 04:26

    Look at all my silicone whores! #AnimeGod #TrueBeauty... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 4, 2017 04:24


Bunny Girl Lingerie Raising More Than Cash


Yet another luscious lingerie design has been convincing amorous individuals to shell out cash via crowd funding to make the outfit a reality, this time featuring an extravagant bunny girl theme that will make lonely males wish they had a girlfriend to slip into it.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 4, 2017 05:01

    For great justice!... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 29, 2017 23:26

    For Science!!!... More

New Hole!! “Features A*ba’s Succubus Form”


New Game’s twintailed main heroine Suzukaze Aoba has proven cute enough to acquire herself an onahole parody called the “New Hole!!“, depicting the developer girl in her naughty succubus form and bound to be a must-buy for those somehow convinced that it simulates her fictional vagina.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 27, 2017 23:02

    Got some worms and larve in that vagina... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 27, 2017 15:59

    new hole I lol'd... More

Succubus Shuriken Onahole “Thankfully Not Sharp”


The marriage of two ideas – succubus and ninja – has served as the theme of this new masturbation device, with the “Succubus Shuriken” possessing a shuriken design and various innovative internal features to ensure maximum pleasure – though many may be more thankful to know that there are no sharp bits inside.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 30, 2017 04:07

    Fuck off... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 28, 2017 21:02

    .... More


China has tried to get a step ahead of Japan in regards to catering to single men who need relief from their loneliness with “Touch”, a Beijing-based startup that allows participants to rent sex dolls and then return them after the user’s loneliness has been ejected.

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  • Ambrosius commented on October 4, 2017 18:09

    this sounds like a good way to catch a disease from whoever rented it before you.... More

  • Arpaschad commented on September 28, 2017 11:52

    hmmm... we don't shame women publicly when we learn that they are stretching their vaginas in their hitachis or horsedong 3000... but when some guys who have no chance of getting laid with a flesh and blood... More




Lonely Japanese looking to live a life full of loving friends can now at least better fantasize about the idea with the aid of a service that allows buyers to rent out “fake friends” who will pose for photos, looking likely to exacerbate the main problem rather than fix it.

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  • tipsypaipai commented on September 14, 2017 13:48

    sounds like a big waste of money over petty things that no one but the buyer cares about. But if theres a marketplace than someone has to fill it. How much does it pay to... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 14, 2017 10:20

    All these fake otaku. Real ones would spend it on figurines and blu-rays. -The Real Otaku... More

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