“The 9 Ways Girls Nail You as a Creepy Otaku”

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An analysis of the 9 none-too-subtle signs by which women may identify any man as an otaku and therefore spare themselves the shame of interacting with him has predictably been proving incendiary online.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 18, 2013 10:57

    Shut the fuck up, you poor naive bastard. ~ Sincerely every self respecting woman you'll never touch in your life.... More

  • Zeta986 commented on May 24, 2012 22:20

    10. Fat people 85% fat people were otaku... More


Top 10 Cutest Things Guys Do On Dates

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The advent of Valentine’s Day has prompted this poll of Japanese women, asking them what they think the cutest habits of men on dates are, which may come as a small relief to those men embarrassed by the realisation that their companion noticed them in the first place…

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  • Anonymous commented on March 3, 2012 16:37

    Is it just me or we can easily find these in anime. With a little exception, that it is girl doing all the above.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 24, 2012 00:54

    6. He starts walking awkwardly Would be a result from that. Face it, women love to be desired and lusted after.... More


Top 10 Reasons To Date a Short Guy

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Japanese women are traditionally thought to have a strong preference for (relatively) tall men, but if the below ranking of the advantages of men of low stature is anything to go by, even small men may still be in with a chance…

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  • Anonymous commented on February 21, 2012 07:12

    1.68, I'm coming with you...... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 10, 2012 00:02

    i'm 5'8" and that's damn tall for a girl in my country. i don't have much of a choice. fortunately my 5'6" boyfriend looks like straight out of a mentaiko doujin, and performs just as... More


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Fans of anime romances have delivered up a ranking of the most moving (or perhaps merely soppiest) titles to find an enduring place in their hearts – proving that such fans have remarkably long memories, for anime fans at any rate.

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  • Chen-04 commented on October 12, 2013 18:59

    Nothing to be ashamed of. That anime was pretty horrible. When I think of the time I'll never get back because I wasted it on this anime, I feel like crying, too.... More

  • Chen-04 commented on October 12, 2013 18:58

    I have about 9 problems with this Top 10. Toradora isn't one of them, though.... More


UK: “Blame 2D for Japan’s Weak Men!”

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A British newspaper article blaming 2D for turning Japanese men into effete pillow-frotteurs has lately been provoking controversy online.

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  • Odango commented on February 25, 2012 06:14

    What an absurd conclusion. Then what is to account for the rise in 2D interest? Bad economy + young people increasingly dependent on their parents (due to other reasons) = demotivation and hopelessness. It is... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 8, 2012 14:02

    if i not mistake, men running into 2D because sick of real women. let say simple things: 1st 2D women never complain, 3D women complain, even for cloth we are wearing. 2nd excessive product. well yes it... More


Marriage “Impossible” for Over-35s

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Japanese census statistics reveal it is now “impossible” for any Japanese over 35 to get married, with as few as 2% managing to net a spouse in the 5 years from 35 to 40, and fewer still for those who are even older.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 4, 2012 22:29

    It's the age when wrinkles began to appear! That is why! No longer cute and sexy but old and haggish... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 4, 2012 22:13

    :)... More


“9 Reasons You’re Glad To Have An Otaku Girlfriend”

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An article pondering some of the major merits of having an otaku girlfriend has lately been the subject of much discussion, with some quite convincing merits evident.

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  • Koyoto_Shadow commented on August 10, 2012 11:01

    That pic makes me think: "What I sought, What I expected, What I got" going from left to right... :3... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 8, 2012 12:41

    Im so ronery. oh so ronery... FOREVAR ALONE FML!!!!!!... More


“73% of Young Men Face Sexless Christmas”

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Statistics suggest the majority of Japanese men in their twenties no longer have any expectation of spending a romantic Christmas Eve having sex with their girlfriend, as has historically been the Japanese custom.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 26, 2013 17:45

    OMG, sex on cristmas is something special or what?!... More

  • dantesmaster commented on December 25, 2011 01:46

    one word mate "TRAPS" can fix all problems... More


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Japan has discovered it has the unwelcome distinction of being the only G7 country in which the top cause of death for its young people is them killing themselves, with government statistics revealing suicide now accounts for over 50% of the deaths of men in their twenties and thirties.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 6, 2012 18:58

    The problem is not the underperformers, the problem is how they underperformed. The current society is so rigged these days. Employment, advancement and even justice is based on connections and financial status rather than ability,... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 28, 2011 03:44

    Tokyo police also boast a 96% crime solve rate. With a murder solve rate of close to 99%. They do this by only investigating easily solved crimes.... More


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Japanese in their twenties quizzed on what it is they dread to find in rooms of the opposite sex provide a resounding condemnation of otaku, in the case of women, and gambling chain-smokers, in the case of men…

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  • Anonymous commented on July 31, 2013 20:57

    haha, I'm just sitting here in our house that's covered in anime stuff, smoking cigars and playing majong for cigarettes with my lovely wife.... More

  • Benoist commented on January 22, 2012 22:11

    cigar. cigarettes are for wimpettes... More


“9 Ways You Got Exposed As An Otaku To A Guy”

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Female otaku have been sharing some of the ways they have apparently been exposed as otaku to surrounding commoner males, with predictably disastrous results for their social standing.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 17, 2012 03:14

    I cant help but notice that these things that are listed really aren't that bad as far as things an "otaku" does. I mean comparing the stuff on this list to the things on the... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 19, 2011 23:16

    I think its even more rare to find a female pony fan.... More


36% of 16-19-Year-Old Boys “Sexless”

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Japanese statistics which suggest over a third of male youths and nearly two thirds of female youths have no interest in or an active dislike of sex have lately been exciting the concern of Japanese online.

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  • Sylar commented on December 24, 2011 04:00

    Yes they don't want too many "you-know-who" going around.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 20, 2011 07:12

    I second this comment! 29 is ...so close... More


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