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For the first time since records began, fewer Japanese schoolgirls are having sex, with statistics showing a precipitous drop in the rates of sexual activity amongst the nation’s young people of both genders – delighting creepy middle-aged virgin hunters but surely inducing despair amongst the nation’s sex-starved schoolboys.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 25, 2012 15:57

    This is bad how? Most places try to keep minors from having sex.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 11, 2012 02:43

    >Why should the state encourage promiscuity? Pension money has to come from somewhere... More


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Pussy-sucking idol Shoko-tan has taken a break from cosplaying Pikachu (she has a role in the latest Pokemon movie) to reveal she “wants to give birth as soon as possible,” prompting a great deal of speculation as to what she means.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 28, 2012 04:16

    Yesss, the ass shots of her cats ass were necessary huh?... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 27, 2012 18:04

    And in an interview, the writer said it's pronounced Cluh-Luh with kind of like a cough sound. Don't try to correct someone if you're doing it wrong yourself.... More


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Reports are surfacing of AKB48 fans who have somehow managed to get married, and of how tenuous this status appears to be in light of their creepy obsessions with shaking the hands of underage girls – including one case in which a wife threatened her husband with divorce after he bought 480 copies of the same AKB48 CD so he could attend a handshaking event.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 5, 2014 22:57

    Fucking bitch should go back to the kitchen and make better sandwiches. And who fucking needs kids, kids should be fucking aborted.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 26, 2014 23:28

    "why can’t she just let me be…" simple she is a woman she doesn't know how to do that.... More


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The 9 articles of otaku paraphernalia most likely to creep out any girl – “even an otaku girl” – have been helpfully collated, and have been hailed online as an admirable guide to the path of perpetual virginity.

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  • ricky murray commented on July 31, 2013 08:00

    lol what This list is trying to say is. Get ready to hide the shit in your rooms japan :P... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 4, 2012 18:49

    Thou art I.. And I am thou.. thou shalt have our blessings when thou choosest to create a Persona of the Otaku Persona..... More


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The tale of a long-suffering imouto who would rather see her anime otaku brother dead than continuing his NEET existence has moved many online – and given that NEETs, hikikomori and otaku are widely regarded as the lowest forms of life in Japan, many are moved only to condemn her brother’s parasitic existence.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 26, 2012 09:24

    Calm down.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 24, 2012 02:07

    You could actually have the stuff that makes most sense out of both. It's called democratic socialism and it's not a bad thing. Of course for americans its still "teh communistic devil!!!1"...probably.... More


Tokyo Disneyland Allows Gay Marriage

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Tokyo Disneyland has had a rare brush with controversy, after it decided it will allow gay marriage ceremonies, delighting Japan’s typically quiet gay rights advocates and mildly annoying the less tolerant masses.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 6, 2012 19:47

    Meg and Ariel. Aww yeah.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 22, 2012 13:38

    Manny Pacquiao now cannot got to Disney Land.... More


FOX: “Japan Will Become Extinct!”

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Fox News reports that the Japanese will soon go extinct if they do not start making more babies soon, warning that this might be of consequence even to Americans and blaming the usual suspects of herbivorous men, otaku virgins and weird Japanese who prefer making friends “with robots.”

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  • Anonymous commented on October 29, 2012 16:37

    Not necessarily, but it's strongly recommended that you proceed to the nearest window to verify it for yourself. If you then determine that the sky is actually blue, review the rest of the report... More

  • Elizebeth commented on June 30, 2012 23:00

    Japanese will not disappear off the face of the earth'... More


Ishihara: “Young Men Have Small Penises!”

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Tokyo’s 79-year-old fuhrer Shintaro Ishihara’s latest rant against young people is to accuse of them of failing to have sex and produce more taxslaves due to worries about their small penises and propensity to premature ejaculation.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 1, 2012 07:36

    Dammit Ishihara! Your novels are fucking sexy but your a loli-hating DICKHEAD!!!!... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 1, 2012 07:35

    I farted apples... More


“The 9 Most Annoying Ways of Appearing Cute to Guys”

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Some of the most commonly deployed female tactics for appearing as cute as possible (known as “burikko”) which Japanese women find the most irritating have been inspiring much sympathy online.

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  • lyrasexplushie commented on June 2, 2012 10:03

    You just need some training! Wit outflanks Face.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2012 07:19

    Is third world, not level, you fucktard.... More


Teachers Sacked for Hot Classroom Sex: “We Got Excited!”

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A pair of teachers have lost their jobs for repeatedly having sex in school classrooms, further spicing up their scandalous behaviour with adultery for good measure.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 16, 2013 07:05

    TEACHER BANZAI... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 29, 2012 19:33

    @02:35 Repetitive mongoloid robot detected.... More


93% of Women “Won’t Compromise” on Men’s Income

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Most Japanese women would sooner marry a fat old creepy otaku than touch a pauper, if the results of a recent survey of their matrimonial priorities are anything to go by.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 5, 2013 23:30

    Fact is: we will never find a decent woman in 3D, if you find one, she'll become 12 y/o one day and starts bitching around etc. And if you get an older woman you're screwed anyway,... More

  • Taylor commented on May 1, 2012 10:00

    Trying to make a credible point by saying more women are marrying down is so ridiculous I could just cry. The statistical likelihood of this happening overall worldwide is less than 1% and in specific countries... More


Top 25 Ways Even The Cutest Girl Can Wreck Her Chances

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Japanese men asked how even the cutest girls can ruin their chances with the unfairer sex reveal some some surprising sensitivity (or possibly merely pickiness) when it comes to the finer points of decorum, as well as some rather less surprising concern about the basics of fashion and personal hygiene…

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  • Anonymous commented on May 2, 2012 01:08

    I can't understand what handwriting has ANYTHING to do with a relationship... "Oh I am sorry, but your handwriting is atrocious. You will be unable to fill out our marriage registration, so I'm dumping... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 2, 2012 01:07

    #20, 14, 13, 7, and 5 would be the top ones for me. Basically anyone who fakes themself, or fishes for attention.... More


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