Maruchan: “Ramen & 2D Boys Combine!”

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The “high-end” cuisine that is Maruchan’s instant ramen noodles has come under fujoshi influence with the return of its event which features anthropomorphized ramen boys (a promotion on the opposite side of Nissin’s), though male otaku may take pleasure in the fact that some cute girls have at least been implemented this time.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 5, 2016 16:12

    She can slurp my raw man noodle any day. Awww yeah.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 5, 2016 12:39

    I make ramen all the time, but I try not to use Maruchan as the base. I would eat just about any kind of ramen years ago when I had to pay off loans. I... More


Severed Thumb Discovered in Ramen

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An unlucky woman has had the misfortune of finding a severed thumb in her son’s ramen at an outlet in Shizuoka city, sure to have gone unnoticed if not for the woman’s sharp eyes.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 16, 2016 13:45

    No heart detected on the scanners.... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 15, 2016 23:56

    She'll walk it off.... More


Chiaki Takahashi Ramen CM Hot & Spicy Indeed

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Pokka Sapporo have recruited the aid of multiple well-known Japanese celebrities in promotion of their spicy Kara-O ramen noodles, including scandalous seiyuu Chiaki Takahashi who has given off a rather spicy aura herself.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 2, 2016 07:31

    I want to fuck the hell out of her.... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 1, 2016 19:54

    Daddy will just cook you something. Don't eat this.... More


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The unfortunate many who have to partake of their cup ramen alone can now do so in the company of a charming 2D girl thanks to Nissin’s new promotion, a development that will no doubt be even more harmful to social outcasts – already not known for the health of their diet.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 24, 2016 05:17

    Well there is another alternative. You can become the latest parent in tomorrow's newspaper who simply abandoned their kids playing MMOs.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 24, 2016 05:16

    Looks like the tin from your tinfoil hat entered your brain. That's final stage tinfoilery.... More


Nissin Ramen Ad Ridiculously Over-The-Top

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Revered instant ramen manufacturer Nissin Ramen has bombarded the internet with a unique new advert that has attempted to blend as many attention-grabbing CM staples together as possible, sure to be generating notoriety and profits as well as laughs and bemusement.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 29, 2016 22:25

    Wasn't it some special edition chicken ramen?... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 28, 2016 16:07

    Whatever gets you going, man.... More


Rap Anime Divulges The History of Instant Ramen

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An informative animation has chronicled the history of the revolutionary invention that is instant ramen, a product that helped stave off hunger during the late fifties and subsequently causing the food to become an ill-regarded global sensation.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 15, 2016 03:08

    orrrr... you're like the rest of us, who try and pick up noodles with chopsticks, and end up, at best, picking up ONE noodle... and that's if we can manage to make it to our... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 14, 2016 03:22

    I never saw any samurais fucking noodles here.... More


TGS Guro Ramen “More Disgusting Than Dream Club Fans”

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The appearance of Dream C Club themed “soy milk curry ramen” at the Tokyo Game Show has shocked many, though largely thanks to its unreasonably grotesque appearance than any culinary value…

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  • Anonymous commented on October 15, 2012 19:32

    I love how this is on the guro tag.... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 15, 2012 19:00

    It's a dessert and dinner combined. Only something a slightly deranged moe-blob character could think of. You think of the moe-blob while eating the dish and how cute it is that she messed up. You'd eat... More


Rei Ayanami Ita-Ramen On Sale

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The seemingly immortal Evangelion franchise is producing  another bizarre product: Evangelion-themed packages of instant garlic ramen, decorated with images of Rei Ayanami and AT-field shaped fishcake toppings.

The flavor of the dish must be good, as apparently it is “Rei orderded”.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 26, 2010 15:02

    i want it Y_Y and the realzise ayanami rei too (babaaa)... More

  • h8GWB commented on September 29, 2009 09:26

    I was told it was because it caused pain to the otaku wallet whenever he sighted an ita-item. Of course, we could've all been trolled and it means nothing whatsoever.... More


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