“Even Precure Is Mocking AKB48 Now!”

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Creepy otaku favourite DokiDoki Precure has stunned viewers (the older ones at any rate) with its less than subtle lambasting of AKB48′s notorious efforts to manipulate music charts and drain otaku wallets by bundling handshaking event tickets with discs.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 3, 2013 02:35

    If its part of their job to not have sex, and it is, then they do have control over it. They can get other work.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 2, 2013 16:00

    Kinda unhappy with the way this article starts out. Why isn't Madoka ever referred to as "Creepy otaku favorite"? Because it was made for them? Every time Precure ends up on this site it's usually because of... More


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Already renowned for cultivating an audience of creepy old otaku “big friends” alongside its primary demographic of 6-year-old girls with Precure, Toei now looks to have set its sights on furry fandom – their latest offering being a full on furry dakimakura featuring Wolfrun.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 16, 2013 09:59

    hot worgen dude... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2013 03:15

    but i like both genres! what's wrong with that?... More


Schoolgirl Bagger “Was Lolicon Precure Otaku”

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The man who attempted to bag a 12-year-old girl and make off with her in a taxi has been denounced by the media as a creepy lolicon Precure otaku, with psychologists immediately blaming anime and manga and the media calling for yet more anime censorship.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 2, 2014 07:52

    Suite Onacure? DA FUQ!... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 13, 2012 17:52

    Don't Blame Anime and Manga Idiots!!... More


Cure Peace Cosplay by Kanda Midori

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The cosplay queen Kanda Midori returns with a pouting cosplay of Kise Yayoi from Smile Pretty Cure, including the obligatory double peace…

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  • demonhaseo commented on August 10, 2012 13:14

    Yes but Cure Peace has a Loli's body, so she needs to be cosplayed by a young looking girl for it to work.... More

  • Serujii commented on July 23, 2012 11:26

    only the cosplay is of cute quality. her face isn't...... More


Precure Otaku Hunted for Stroking Little Girl

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Police are hunting an apparent Precure fan for stroking a little girl in public, alarming creepy otaku watchers everywhere.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 2, 2014 07:46

    “There’s one which describes a young man in school uniform carrying a sports bag ‘silently following’ a middle school girl on her way home. Some of the people reporting these things are clearly suffering paranoid... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 20, 2012 08:23

    Please get off your high horse you pathetic arrogant kidult(NHK!!!). I could say the same to you Japanese. The thing is you think that Japan is so innocent and pure while the rest of the... More


“Cosplay Terror” – When 2D Becomes 3D…

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Internet denizens are now marvelling at the cosplay prowess of “Scarlet -Hiiro-,” a Japanese cosplayer whose mastery of what it can only be hoped are the dark arts of Photoshop has blurred the line between 2D and 3D to nothing, and whose terrifyingly deformed appear to owe as much to Chinese princess of creepiness Koko as they do to the saucer-eyed staples of shoujo anime….

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  • Anonymous commented on July 21, 2013 17:09

    kill it before it lays eggs... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 12, 2013 13:13

    Tonight on "When bad cosplay attacks": hundreds of people were forced to shovel their own brains out to forget what horror they saw.... More


Mother: “Single Men Should Stay Out Of The Cinema!”

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Creepy mahou shoujo fans have once again been causing trouble, this time apparently having the temerity to go to the same cinema as a mother with her daughter – who naturally felt there was some danger of her daughter being ravished somehow by such an unwelcome interloper.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 11, 2012 03:36

    "Honestly, it’s creepy, and I wouldn’t want him to sit next to a child or anything. I’d be worried about what he might do…" Funny, all this otaku is going is WATCHING THE SHOW. This paranoia... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 5, 2012 04:04

    The venue in the image perhaps, but note that the actual Yahoo Answers post refers to a cinema.... More


DIY Dakimakura

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A lonely otaku desperate to sleep with Cure Pine but unable to obtain any dakimakura of her has taken matters into his own hands and made a DIY dakimakura of her, with the finished article being of surprising quality, economy, and ease of manufacture.

He shared the secrets of her manufacture with 2ch, as reproduced below.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 23, 2012 01:06

    to all those comments above that state "on human skin..." i'm guessing it would be different with dog skin? how about reptile skin?? dumbasses....... More

  • motaku96 commented on July 14, 2011 02:05

    His cutting is really precise. Anyway, this makes sense. Actually surprising it wasn't thought of before. I wonder how well that iron on print will stay.... More


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A wife disgusted after finding out her husband is a creepy Precure fan begs random strangers for help in coming to grips with the fact she is stuck with a horrible lolicon for a husband.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 31, 2012 11:28

    Oh Snap! American comics!! get out quick lady, American comics are a gateway hobby that's leads to violent video games! and we all know violent video games are the No.1 cause of Mass shootings... More

  • Otaku Stew commented on September 7, 2012 16:40

    Screw the good end we need the bad end! Someone needs to NTR the wife while she is cosplaying the husbands favorite character.... More


Top 10 Summer 2010 Anime – Moe Domination

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The “Minna de Kimeru” anime ranking for the best series to air during summer 2010 yields a list with a number of unexpected (some would say strange) entries, though of course there are no prizes for guessing which anime grabbed the top spot.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 28, 2010 11:15

    Im sorry but how the fuck can hotd be classed as MOE... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 27, 2010 10:16

    or as they who fap in the pursuit of pleasure.... More


Fresh! Pretty Cure! Eas Figure Quite Alluring

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Antagonist Eas from anime Precure is getting a figure rendition set to be released December 2010, by Alpha Omega.

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  • Schrobby commented on August 3, 2010 08:11

    Nice. Clearly intended for the older manly target demographic. ^_^... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 2, 2010 21:49

    lick lick lick, sweet... More


Top 10 Spring 2010 Anime – Angel Beats Beaten

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Fans of Angel Beats have been aghast at a ranking of the best anime of spring 2010 which manages to completely omit the anime in favour of such classics as the latest Precure.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 28, 2011 09:16

    Top 4 have exclamation points and top3 have two hmm coincidence?... More

  • Sylar commented on August 30, 2010 01:34

    No, you see K-ON!! where Durarara! and B-Gata H-Kei should have been.... More


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