PokeLand Announced – “Another Smartphone Game?”

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The newest money-hoarding title to emerge for the Pokemon franchise has arrived in the form of “PokeLand”, another action game where players control Pokemon in real time and slated for release on smartphones – seemingly now the go-to platform when it comes to raking in cash via micro-transactions.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 4, 2017 16:23

    I have to "lol", sir. As if Pokemon games werent garbage right from the start. Yes they might have rescued Nintendo from Segas fate but look what we have. Sega a company not owning a... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 4, 2017 07:21

    Oh, I forgot to say... People who wanted Pokémon on mobile and the Nintendo investers in general, congrats on ruining the side series.... More


Splash! Magikarp “All About Raising Magikarps”

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Nintendo’s grasp on the smartphone market has tightened further with the release of “Splash! Magikarp”, a Pokemon game where players raise a useless Magikarp, certain to appease the numerous individuals who are extreme fans of the worthless critter (whose popularity has even snared him a special song).

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  • Anonymous commented on May 26, 2017 19:47

    Ive been playing it. I cried when the damn pidgeottos ate my magikarp twice.. wtf... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 24, 2017 12:29

    i dont know why i laugh so hard at the sandbag picture... More


Magikarp Song English Version Emerges

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The Pokemon franchise has released an English version of the cute “Magikarp Song”, sure to appeal to younger fans and possibly even the 30-year-old basement-dwelling virgins who refuse to grow up.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 16, 2017 17:42

    Geez, you snowflakes sure are easily triggered from a simple joke.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 16, 2017 03:19

    The classic CoD & 3D era GTA are also around that age of 20+ or older. I played GTA only because of the anime skin mods, then instead of insulting their anime fanbase with Princess Robot... More


Adorable Eevee Anime “Buy Our Merchandise!”

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A ridiculously cute Pokemon animation has featured the cute Eevee and its many evolutions, with the charming work unsurprisingly serving as an advertisement for the Pokemon Company’s new line of merchandise and demonstrating the company’s thirst for profits was far from slaked by the success of Pokemon Go.

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  • Riiku commented on May 11, 2017 02:43

    So what do I see in this video? That everybody is fucking but me. Actually I see that in every video.... More


Top 10 Nintendo Franchises With The Best Music

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Nintendo franchises with the most noteworthy musical scores have starred as the focus of this brand new list, bound to prove shocking to few as the oldest platformer in existence effortlessly snags first place.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 13, 2017 21:39

    The people who voted. Which explains why Mario is so high up. It's simply Nintendo's most well-known franchise, which means it gets a lot of votes from people who don't know anything else.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 11, 2017 12:10

    The newer games have a couple of epic tracks here and there. Skyward Sword had Lanayru Desert at least, for instance.... More


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The 20th money-grubbing movie of the Pokemon franchise has remade the first few episodes of the anime, explaining how Ash and his legendary Pikachu first met and bound to be ill-received by fans as a lazy attempt to rehash an old story that every die-hard fan likely already knows about since their first indoctrination into the cult of the pocket monster.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 6, 2017 08:30

    Pokemon setting as a bit weird if you go into details. Some pokemon are apparently sentient. So they arent so much beasts as different species who live in the wild like those blue cats from... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 6, 2017 01:26

    Rift doesn't know shit.... More


Pokemon Go Claims Another “He Had A Heart Attack”

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Mobile title Pokemon Go has managed to take the blame for taking the life of another human being for a reason other than carelessness (for once), as the old man playing immediately suffered a heart attack upon catching a rare pocket monster.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 4, 2017 19:02

    Dying from excitement? Oh boy, if only I could die like that.... More

  • SomeDuder commented on March 4, 2017 03:47

    I, too, love old man butteh... More


Official Magikarp Song “Now You Can Dance to It!”

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The most worthless creature in the Pokemon franchise has gotten a dance video to accompany the sad song it acquired back in July, mesmerizing younger and older fans alike with its cuteness and still somehow managing to include the franchise’s world-renowned Pikachu.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 27, 2017 12:19

    They will if they keep abusing it... It'll evolve into a Gyarados and kill them... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 27, 2017 09:18

    Them damn japs have no shame, I love it.... More


Man Shot For Playing Pokemon Go

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A 60-year-old man playing Pokemon Go in a parking lot has been gunned down by a US security guard for no apparent reason, with the fact that the shooter has neither been charged or outed for mob justice further inflaming matters.

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  • Riiku commented on February 9, 2017 03:38

    I don't think it was a simple parking lot. There probably was a sing "Trespassers will be shot", but he wanted that pokemon no matter what...... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 4, 2017 17:47

    There's a reason I use the expression "dumb as a Yank". Most retarded country in the entire world.... More


Pokemon Variety Show “Shoko-tan’s Finest Moments”

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Pussy-sucking idol Shoko-tan has been garnering more attention than ever with her participation in Pokemon variety show Pokenchi, with its absurdly chaotic OP featuring both her and a variety of well-known celebrities dancing about whilst doing “Pokemon impressions”, shocking few given Shoko-tan’s tendency to extreme eccentricity.

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The latest issue of Weekly Famitsu magazine has also started revealing “end-of-year” type rankings as this one compiles games of 2016 that were most revered by game developers (as opposed to gaming media shills and the mere peons who play the titles), with the next entry into a long-standing JRPG series managing to beat back the immensely popular Pokemon Go and Overwatch.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 3, 2017 02:53

    ...so dragon quest builders is minecraft? gay... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 31, 2016 10:57

    Really? No Fire Emblem Fates?... More


Pokemon Hunting Crane Driver Drags Woman To Death

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Mega-blockbuster smartphone hit Pokemon Go has once again been blamed for a horrendous accident, this time distracting a crane driver for long enough for the incompetent to unknowingly knock a woman unconscious and drag her 130 meters to her death.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 19, 2016 01:39

    Premeditation doesn't equal intent, which is what's required to qualify a killing as murder. Premediation only warrants harsher sentence.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 13, 2016 18:18

    New? Popular? Maybe in Japan, but everywhere else people have trailed off from it by quite a lot..... More


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