Penis Cutter Suicide “May Have Thought It Was A Monster”

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Japanese police insistence that a man found dead with his penis severed and thrown under his bed was a clear case of suicide seems to be hardening, with investigators unable to find any evidence that his death was suspicious, and with one expert even suggesting that “he may have thought it was a monster and tried to cut it off.”

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  • Anonymous commented on January 25, 2012 15:36

    Or a premise to a really bad tentacle hentai...... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 25, 2012 01:53

    hoo boy, the japanese police making penis jokes now... More


Man “Committed Suicide by Cutting Off Penis”

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Japanese police have uncovered what they think may be a highly unusual and doubtless unbelievably agonising case of suicide by penis auto-severance.

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  • Gitami commented on January 23, 2012 17:25

    Perhaps the man and woman watched The Realm of Senses movie and wanted to imitate.... More

  • Lurkerman commented on January 21, 2012 18:33

    TT_TT believe me, there are people THAT crazy... I once heard about a video a dude posted where he cut off his own dick for fun; he video taped it because he could only do... More


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Creepy otaku are rejoicing at the release of the USB ONACON, an electronic USB dutch wife being sold bundled together with eroge classic 3D Custom Girl, finally bringing the latest in onanistic technology to semen-stained PCs everywhere.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 19, 2012 14:42

    8x better But 10x sadder... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 14, 2011 00:48

    Freakin GENIUS! Do want.... More


Doctors Recommend Mother-Son Penis Exercises

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Japanese doctors are recommending mothers exercise their sons’ penises to guard against phimosis, a procedure championed as “MukiMuki Gymnastics,” and the practice is gaining popularity despite concerns that it is medically unnecessary and may constitute child abuse.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 21, 2012 11:24

    Yeah, in American nobody has phimosis, but everybody has the worst thing phimosis can lead to : circumcision xD... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 31, 2010 06:27

    I remember as a young boy my penis head "rim" being exposed for the first time. Just had to peel away a layer of skin that hurt like fuck. Oh puberty, how I love thee.... More


Anti-Rape Condom: “A Vagina with Teeth”

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A Freudian nightmare has finally been realised with the invention of an “anti-rape condom,” a device which fits inside a woman’s vagina and ensnares any wayward penises with rows of sharp little barbed teeth.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 4, 2011 14:56

    Ok, I understand that the inventor of this product was just helping to reduce the high-rape toll, but HOLY SHIT! This is totally dark-age material. What's next; an anti-rape anal product that works like an... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 9, 2011 19:51

    The more you know..... (rapists everywhere learn how to do vagina inspections)... More


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Priests whip out their exceptionally long and hard penises and comely maidens just can’t help but clamber atop, all amidst cheering crowds and with nary a mosaic in sight – it must be that time of year again.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 3, 2012 22:46

    Maybe they over-compensating something..... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 3, 2012 22:46

    Have you ever inspected the Stonehenge more carefully? It is actually a symbolize the female genitalia.... More


Men Risk Health & Bad Sex by Shirking Small Condoms

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Men who wear condoms which are too large for them risk poor sex and STD infection, a study has found.

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  • savantique commented on February 22, 2010 04:12

    I regret to inform you that while you are not alone, you are in a vast minority. You'd be surprised at some of the stupid shit women say about penis size whilst they enjoy anonymity during... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 20, 2010 19:38

    ...purple?... More


“I Made a Penis Font”

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Japan’s historically vibrant typographical culture has finally given rise to the ultimate in hentai fonts, one modeled on the male member. Helvetica’s days may be numbered.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 23, 2010 14:27

    Does look more like cow udders.... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 16, 2010 08:47

    At least Sankaku is keeping us up to date, 3 years late.... More


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A car accident has reduced a once chaste mother of two to a quivering wreck, her body wracked by lust at the slightest stimulus, a condition known as Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome.

Her condition soon turned from a blessing into a curse…

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  • dyguests commented on December 21, 2009 20:45

    SO, someone want to get a accident?... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 20, 2009 06:37

    first pic was totally misleading... More


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A man has cut off his own testicles after his wife refused his advances, reasoning that without them he could not be tempted into adultery by sexual frustration.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 10, 2010 17:29

    Actually, if you read the stories carefully, it doesn't say "God told David to do this." Just that he did it. The word for "kill" in the commandment is "ratsach" in Hebrew. ... More

  • icecoldgangstaa commented on December 29, 2009 15:52

    Agh I can imagine the pain...... More


Man’s Penis & Testicles Cut Off with Broken Glass

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A woman has been arrested on suspicion of murdering a man using part of a shattered window pane, severing his genitals completely.

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  • Sevodax commented on December 2, 2009 02:27

    Ouch...now my dick hurts! ( T_T)... More

  • Firaku commented on December 1, 2009 17:14

    Lol @ richmeister The article pic is priceless! Well picked.... More


4-Year-Old Boy Destroys Penis Watching Father’s Porn

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A 4-year-old boy who secretly began onanising to his father’s porn collection is set to have his penis amputated after it succumbed to catastrophic necrosis.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 3, 2011 18:25

    I had an Alyssa Milano (from "Who's the Boss") poster when I was in grade school and used to jerk to that thing all the time. Had no idea what sex was then, or masterbation.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 22, 2010 03:55

    The fact that anyone could believe this is so depressing I could just cry.. of course they'll use this to attack porn.. Nevermind that anyone who would purposely do something to themselves that damaged them would... More


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