A cuckolded man who chopped off the very penis which “wronged” him when his wife decided to have sex with its owner and then flushed it down the toilet has been arrested.
All charges against those who cooked and ate a human penis on stage at a Tokyo club have been dropped after it was determined they not actually done anything illegal.
Now even shota and oyaji services fans have something to be going on with in BTOOOM!’s latest offering, which manages everything from the expected blood and guro to penis abuse and sweaty fat men.
Tokyo’s 79-year-old fuhrer Shintaro Ishihara’s latest rant against young people is to accuse of them of failing to have sex and produce more taxslaves due to worries about their small penises and propensity to premature ejaculation.
Police have arrested a man who bit off his 6-year-old son’s penis after the child refused to perform oral sex on him in the street.
- Anonymous commented on November 16, 2012 21:51
..sorry to break it to you but..it has everything to do with china.people over there are insane.they have been for the last 60 years.SIXTY-and dont-dont pull out the usual crap ''ohh dont bring race into... More
- Anonymous commented on November 16, 2012 20:43
..ill be sure to use this as leverage against anyone now supporting china and they and their govement psychotic reign over the last 60 years''your goverment didnt destroy tibet''? yeah well guess what.no one in... More
Japanese police insistence that a man found dead with his penis severed and thrown under his bed was a clear case of suicide seems to be hardening, with investigators unable to find any evidence that his death was suspicious, and with one expert even suggesting that “he may have thought it was a monster and tried to cut it off.”
Japanese police have uncovered what they think may be a highly unusual and doubtless unbelievably agonising case of suicide by penis auto-severance.
Creepy otaku are rejoicing at the release of the USB ONACON, an electronic USB dutch wife being sold bundled together with eroge classic 3D Custom Girl, finally bringing the latest in onanistic technology to semen-stained PCs everywhere.
Japanese doctors are recommending mothers exercise their sons’ penises to guard against phimosis, a procedure championed as “MukiMuki Gymnastics,” and the practice is gaining popularity despite concerns that it is medically unnecessary and may constitute child abuse.
- Anonymous commented on May 21, 2015 16:23
i remember , mt mom use retract my foreskin back, and washed under it evry day, until i was almost 14 years old. i think it was for my own sake, and all the mothers should... More
- Anonymous commented on February 23, 2013 16:13
My mates discovered it in kindergarten, when we have peed at the urinals. It was embarrassing. When I told my mom, she tried to do these exercises for me, it was even more embarrassing and... More
A Freudian nightmare has finally been realised with the invention of an “anti-rape condom,” a device which fits inside a woman’s vagina and ensnares any wayward penises with rows of sharp little barbed teeth.
Priests whip out their exceptionally long and hard penises and comely maidens just can’t help but clamber atop, all amidst cheering crowds and with nary a mosaic in sight – it must be that time of year again.
Men who wear condoms which are too large for them risk poor sex and STD infection, a study has found.
- savantique commented on February 22, 2010 04:12
I regret to inform you that while you are not alone, you are in a vast minority. You'd be surprised at some of the stupid shit women say about penis size whilst they enjoy anonymity during... More
- Anonymous commented on February 20, 2010 19:38
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