Papal Condoms

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The Pontiff wishes to remind fornicators that in no way does he endorse sex which does not result in more Catholics for his dominion, even if it involves horrible diseases.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 6, 2010 16:45

    "every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great... if a sperm gets wasted, god gets quite irrate..." - monty python, the meaning of life...... More

  • tyciol commented on April 11, 2010 09:51

    We need a term for those of us who follow christ as a fictional superhero who did moral stuff. The suffix 'ian' added to christ derives from -ianos meaning slave... Buddhists follow Buddha so maybe we... More


Pope to Africa: “Don’t Use Condoms!”

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The Pope has told Africans not to bother with condoms, as they can’t help against Aids or HIV, and just make things worse. Instead he recommends abstinence and “spiritual awakening.”

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  • Musashi75 commented on May 15, 2010 20:16

    yes he is not in medical business after all. islam would be more about prrevention and health care. we ought not smoke and drink (alcohol) for health reasons (and also spiritual)... More

  • BloodThirstyNogitsune commented on February 18, 2010 23:08

    what the pope is really trying to do is say this in a polite way: "STOP SCREWING EACH OTHER YOU HORNY LUSTFIELD AFRICAN BASTARDS! IF YOU'RE INFECTED THEN CONDOMS WONT CHANGED THE FACT THAT YOUR... More


9-Year-Old’s Abortion: Mother & Doctors Excommunicated

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A nine-year-old girl who was impregnated by her stepfather and received an abortion has been at the centre of a storm of controversy in staunchly Catholic Brazil, as in response to the abortion a Catholic archbishop excommunicated the girl’s mother and the doctors who performed the procedure, saying abortion is worse than rape.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 10, 2011 12:53

    You can't make exceptions in rules no matter what? Bullshit. Bullshit! Circumstances differ. People need to look at a situation and come up with a solution based on that situation. If you have one rule for... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 10, 2011 12:47

    The problem with religion is not that people like the archbishop make these stupid claims that the abortion in this case was wrong, it's that because of his position, people tend to listen to him. You... More


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