Teacher Loses Finger to Pupil

Teacher Loses Finger to Pupil - illustration by Otaku Beam

A lady teacher who scolded some pupils not in class lost her index finger when one of the boys ran off, slamming the door on her finger and severing it. The boy was subsequently given a stern talking to for defingering the teacher, the local Board of Education tells us, saying “it wasn’t a deliberate effort on his part to injure her, but he should’ve realised an accident was likely; he’s been given an oral warning”.

There was however a happy side to the affair: the teacher was a PE teacher. Perhaps this explains the Board’s in this case justifiably lenient response.

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  • Panther commented on June 20, 2008 12:07
  • Nope Corban that is within a certain time limit only. They probably missed that time limit. Also has a few other requirements which I forgot, has to do with fibers being kept at a certain... More
  • Corban commented on June 20, 2008 09:32
  • I hear that it's possible to reattach fingers if you still have the severed appendage. Maybe she'll be lucky enough to get one.... More

$100 Fine for 20 Year Voyeur Teacher

Voyeur Teachers... Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

A teacher who secretly filmed his female pupils changing using hidden cameras has finally brought to justice, having been fined the princely sum of ¥10,000, and been dismissed from his elementary school post, we are told.

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  • Question Mark commented on January 1, 2009 21:16
  • goddamn lucky bastard, if I had half his luck we wouldnt be going through one of the nastiest recessions in history... More
  • ChrisCaboose commented on November 30, 2008 05:37
  • So he tipped off the police because he was being blackmailed... I bet his thoughts were "I'll get caught if he does this, I know I'll call the police on him!". What a dumbass, I... More

Refused Refund, Woman Sets Fire to Department Store

Refused Refund, Women Sets Fire to Department Store

“The way the store dealt with me really annoyed me”. So annoyed was she, she felt she had no recourse but to burn down the offending store.

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