
“Male hygiene” product (Dutch wife/artificial vagina) manufacturer Tenga has unveiled its latest attempt to stop people recoiling in horror at the thought of having sex with a can (or “New Adult Concept” as they discretely put it): the Tenga Egg.
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A To Love-Ru “UFO” themed dutch wife, visible below, has caught the eyes of onanist fans of the series.
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According to the results of a series of recent surveys, 94.4% of Japanese women asked responded affirmatively to the question “Do you do ecchi things by yourself?”
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Scenes of (female) onanism in mainstream anime, compiled for you edification. Need I say more?
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Quite the harem. I couldn’t help but notice that the more human looking wives have cushions and mattresses, whilst the horrific ones have to make do with bare bars.
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We heard before of the female corpse which sparked a major manhunt only to turn out to be a highly realistic sex doll; the man (60) responsible for its careless disposal has been apprehended, and it appears he took the Dutch wife as literal wife, living together with “her” for many years after his wife passed away.
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- Author: Artefact
- Filed under: Figures, H, News
- Date: Sep 10, 2008 14:52 JST
- Tags: Figma, Figures, H, Hatsune Miku, Negi, Onanism, Pantsu, Vocaloid

Hatsune Miku gets ecchi with some negi (leeks). Or maybe she just got it stuck in her pantsu. One of the pleasures of Figma is the sort of warped things you can have them do, and the massively anticipated and just released Figma Hatsune Miku is no exception. More negi action below.
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Police launched a major murder investigation after a corpse was sighted in the mountains, sending 15 police to the scene and mobilising a crack team of 30 investigators. The corpse turned out to be a forlorn Dutch wife (love doll), dumped in the mountains after outliving its usefulness.
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A lucky (?) father appears to have received an unusual gift for Father’s Day, in the form of the deluxe Tenga set including every product in the expansive range of onanist accessories, given by his Tenga employee daughter.
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Two Japanese men have delivered an apparently record breaking self stimulatory performance in San Francisco, in a carefully orchestrated piece of marketing for Tenga. Emblazoned proudly with the Tenga maxim “New Adult Concept”, on red jumpsuits, the intrepid duo of Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato displayed considerable endurance; Taneichi managed to perform for 8h 40m, although we are not told just how many times they achieved completion (a suspicious omission if ever there was one).
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