Onanism Eggs: Tenga Egg

Onanism Eggs: Tenga Egg

“Male hygiene” product (Dutch wife/artificial vagina) manufacturer Tenga has unveiled its latest attempt to stop people recoiling in horror at the thought of having sex with a can (or “New Adult Concept” as they discretely put it): the Tenga Egg.

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  • Artefact commented on November 30, 2008 19:36
  • http://www.sankakucomplex.com/advertise/ I will let it pass as you are at least on topic.... More
  • tengatango.com commented on November 30, 2008 19:33
  • it is ok if you have a big hand for a big too but if you have a smaller hand, that can be a problem... means you can only pleasure the head OR the shaft... More

To Love-Ru Lala Dutch Wife On Sale

To Love-Ru Lala Dutch Wife On Sale

A To Love-Ru “UFO” themed dutch wife, visible below, has caught the eyes of onanist fans of the series.

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  • Lord Byegone commented on November 8, 2008 10:46
  • xD La publicidad engañosa xD . La caja promete mas que el contenido.... More
  • Anon commented on November 8, 2008 10:19
  • Is that a fleshlight?... More

95% of Japanese Women Onanists

95% of Japanese Women Onanists

According to the results of a series of recent surveys, 94.4% of Japanese women asked responded affirmatively to the question “Do you do ecchi things by yourself?”

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  • vesper_nova commented on October 27, 2008 07:50
  • here here... More
  • Chivasandgreentea commented on October 26, 2008 20:24
  • Sample size credibility would depend on age groupings, location etc. n=400 is the usual number for a specific group (e.g. women from 18-24 living in central Hokkaido, single, etc. etc.) to achieve a statistically relevant... More

Anime Onanism Legends

Anime Onanism Legends

Scenes of (female) onanism in mainstream anime, compiled for you edification. Need I say more?

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  • Hellstinger commented on October 22, 2008 15:32
  • Onani = masturbation(in female ones)... More
  • thenightsshadow commented on October 22, 2008 05:41
  • Actually this wasn't about Masturbation at all. Most religious people misinterpret this as Masturbation, but it's actually Coitus Interruptus, as you mention.... More

Dutch Harem

Dutch Harem

Quite the harem. I couldn’t help but notice that the more human looking wives have cushions and mattresses, whilst the horrific ones have to make do with bare bars.

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  • Dee commented on November 11, 2008 01:24
  • JEEEEZZZZZ!! What a harem. Good thing they dont complain about cramp conditions......... More
  • FAIL commented on October 26, 2008 03:30
  • I WANT. But, WHERE ARE THE DOLL JOINTS?... More

As Man & (Dutch) Wife

Police launched a major murder investigation after a corpse was sighted in the mountains, sending 15 police to the scene and mobilising a crack team of 30 investigators. The corpse turned out to be a forlorn Dutch wife (love doll), dumped in the mountains after outliving its usefulness.

We heard before of the female corpse which sparked a major manhunt only to turn out to be a highly realistic sex doll; the man (60) responsible for its careless disposal has been apprehended, and it appears he took the Dutch wife as literal wife, living together with “her” for many years after his wife passed away.

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MikuMiku Negi Onanism

MikuMiku Negi Onanism - Figma Hatsune Miku gets ecchi

Hatsune Miku gets ecchi with some negi (leeks). Or maybe she just got it stuck in her pantsu. One of the pleasures of Figma is the sort of warped things you can have them do, and the massively anticipated and just released Figma Hatsune Miku is no exception. More negi action below.

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  • kenjiharima commented on November 27, 2008 06:50
  • needs to be stripe.... More
  • Raymond O.Taku commented on September 20, 2008 19:39
  • lol...new kind of sensation...... More

Dutch Wife Sparks Murder Manhunt

Dutch Wife Sparks Murder Manhunt

Police launched a major murder investigation after a corpse was sighted in the mountains, sending 15 police to the scene and mobilising a crack team of 30 investigators. The corpse turned out to be a forlorn Dutch wife (love doll), dumped in the mountains after outliving its usefulness.

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  • lordchair commented on September 6, 2008 11:32
  • It looks like, in these pictures at least, none of their mouths are "serviceable". Makes me wonder about these dolls... does getting three orifices cost more than two??... More
  • Artefact commented on September 5, 2008 09:17
  • I dare say the police chief isn't finished with it yet...... More

Daughter Gives Onanistic Present for Father’s Day

Daughter Gives Onanistic Present for Father\'s Day - Tenga Dutch Wife/\

A lucky (?) father appears to have received an unusual gift for Father’s Day, in the form of the deluxe Tenga set including every product in the expansive range of onanist accessories, given by his Tenga employee daughter.

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  • Trezaquets commented on November 21, 2008 20:18
  • if this real, then that daughter is really something,,, to give her father this kind of gift in fathers day,,,... More
  • Artefact commented on June 24, 2008 07:31
  • Your guess is as good as mine - I suspect they went through with it just to avoid any problems, but it is obviously a grand publicity stunt.... More

Japanese Tenga Onanist World Champions

Japanese Onanist Tenga World Champions

Two Japanese men have delivered an apparently record breaking self stimulatory performance in San Francisco, in a carefully orchestrated piece of marketing for Tenga. Emblazoned proudly with the Tenga maxim “New Adult Concept”, on red jumpsuits, the intrepid duo of Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato displayed considerable endurance; Taneichi managed to perform for 8h 40m, although we are not told just how many times they achieved completion (a suspicious omission if ever there was one).

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  • ynfiltra commented on September 30, 2008 01:41
  • LOL... More
  • Karma commented on September 16, 2008 04:11
  • During college, I did I 9h+ pass once, maybe some 4-5h ones as well at other days. Those were tragic days... >_> ...and I couldn't have pulled it off (pun intended) without the internet =^_^=... More

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