Tokyo Olympics “Brought To You By AKB48…”

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AKB48 boss Yasushi Akimoto is about to be announced as one of the directors of the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games, much to the despair of those few deluded souls who still thought the event had something to do with sports rather than lucrative backroom deals.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 27, 2014 11:15

    S-E-X-U-A-L__D-E-V-I-A-N-T! Go fuck yourself, you fucking island monkey!... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2014 11:23

    There are more people in the world who use chinese-based writing than there are who use english so if we're going on what is 'dying' then it's english that should be gone. Quick name... More


Ex-Japanese PM: English “An Enemy Language”

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Japan’s choice of a former PM to head the Tokyo Olympic committee has already borne fruit, after he called English an “enemy language” at the Winter Olympics.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2014 01:13

    Comparing not knowing English to not knowing Japanese is stupid as fuck. English is the language of business and if you want to run the Olympics you should know the international language. What is any... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 24, 2014 02:58

    shut up you...... More


Japan Protests French Mutant Sumo

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The Japanese government has been expressing its outrage at mockery of its advanced “pump-it-into-the-sea” nuclear waste management strategy by a French paper.

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  • ChaosConsuming commented on September 22, 2013 13:11

    Any real and rational religious person that has their beliefs mocked would simply smile and ignore the person that insulted them. They are the people I respect for holding beliefs. They are confident in their beliefs... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 21, 2013 02:00

    Did you know that after Paris was freed at the end of WWII it was the American who demanded from the French to exclude the African soldiers from participating in the parades? So yeah, continue talking... More


Akira “Predicted Tokyo 2020 Olympics”

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The Japanese media has been quick to note that Tokyo’s clinching of the 2020 Olympics was predicted by no less a classic Akira, with the 1988 movie’s 2019 Neo-Tokyo being in the run-up to a singularly ill-fated Olympics.

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  • Sylar commented on January 28, 2014 23:30

    Yeah, nice dreaming. Unfortunately the only way the tech for a good robot is if billion were thrown into such research but no one seems to care enough.... More

  • Sylar commented on January 28, 2014 23:28

    They will disqualify anyone with as man name and has a penis under the swimsuit.... More


Abe: “Islam Taught Japan Tolerance”

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Japan’s PM has been praising Islam for “teaching Japan tolerance,” after having been dragged into cleaning up the diplomatic mess left by the Tokyo governor’s undiplomatic if accurate appraisal of Islamic nations as “fighting each other because the only thing they have in common is Allah.”

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  • Anonymous commented on May 22, 2013 08:39

    why not hate The Zionism? the kill people for the same reason. know your world history before know your porn.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 22, 2013 08:36

    Don't just copy and paste the context. find the meaning behind it word... More


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Police have arrested “porn star” strippers for the crime of exposing themselves at a strip show held at a decades old Shinjuku strip club, after it was pointed out that “they will shame Japan if we get the Olympics.”

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  • Anonymous commented on February 9, 2013 10:47

    He started as an apprentice... and so would I given the chance!... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 9, 2013 10:43

    So... are they already selling canned loli air? Gotta get me some of that.... More


Korea’s Olympic Victory Parade Sheer Triumph

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South Korea’s glorious Olympic victory parade, held amidst a torrential downpour and attended only by a handful of soaked photographers and the even more sodden athletes themselves, is currently attracting much attention online, having proved an unintentionally fitting epilogue to an event which has become a virtual parody of itself.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 26, 2012 19:47

    Indeed. 平安京 was built during 平安時代, which was approximately 唐朝 in China, basically as a smaller replica of 長安 (the capital of the then Tang-dynasty China). I hope your little brain can make the connections. Also,... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 26, 2012 16:05

    this the proof.. i agree that all koreans are idiots... More


USA Football Victory Over Japan “Revenge for Pearl Harbor”

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The well deserved reputation of Americans for tolerance and humility has been highlighted by a series of widely circulated Tweets trumpeting the USA’s Olympic victory over Japan as “revenge for Pearl Harbor” (two nukes and 70 years of suzerainty apparently not being enough), in the otherwise obscure and unwatched sport of women’s football – where the USA received a drubbing at the hands of Japan’s team in 2011, which was responded to with the expected good grace.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 25, 2013 16:56

    Just because you suck at making friends doesn't mean the rest of us do. I've made friends with the majority of Japanese people I've met, and that's a lot more than I can say for... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 10, 2012 15:53

    If my friends or family posted shit like this first I would knocked the hell out of them. Then I would dis- own them. Shit this ignorant don't fly in my circle.... More


Femen Stage Topless Olympics Islam Protest

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Ukrainian exhibitionist protest group Femen have not spared the Olympics their naked fury, this time protesting the controversies the religion of peace has managed to inject into the event, although with the amount of controversy the event is attracting already they will have their work cut out being noticed…

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  • Anonymous commented on March 29, 2014 14:13

    u jealous bitch... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 29, 2014 14:13

    WOULD BANG... More


Ishihara: “Western Judo = Animals Fighting”

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Tokyo’s dear leader Shintaro Ishihara’s latest discriminatory outburst has been to insult barbarian judo, saying it resembles “beasts brawling” and that the sport was ruined as soon as the hairy barbarians became involved.

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  • cuppatea@yahoo.co.jp commented on March 18, 2013 10:51

    >“This can be boiled down to the Japanese judoka not being good enough to adapt to the new environment.” Don't hate the player, hate the game.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 15, 2012 13:02

    As the resident Brazilian in the comment section, it is my duty to point out that nobody here eats "vinegared rice", whatever that may be.... More


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Tokyo’s dear leader Shintaro Ishihara has accused his subjects of “having become a different race to the rest of the Japanese” after they angered him by refusing to display sufficient enthusiasm for his 2020 Olympic bid.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 4, 2012 20:01

    His bets will not work. It is the curse of the paper-door!... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 4, 2012 19:59

    Oh look who the Japanese keep electing to represent their country. A racist Jap.... More


Vancouver Olympic Figure Skating Ero-Highlights

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With the arrival of the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics, 2ch has taken a sudden interest in figure skating, exclusively of the female variety, and with a particular emphasis on the more appealing athletes.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 26, 2011 08:26

    If these are the "beautiful" ones then I prefer the "ugly" ones.......... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 14, 2010 21:10

    01, 59, 81(really like some anime hero) are the most moving imho anyone knows who are they btw ? by Niktesla... More


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