Snow Miku Crushes Old Woman

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Hatsune Miku’s crushing popularity has injured an old woman, when her Snow Miku statue collapsed on top of her for reasons unknown.

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  • kajunbowser commented on February 12, 2012 05:07

    The data is crap.... More

  • kajunbowser commented on February 12, 2012 05:06

    HuffPo's missing an idiot.... More


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Japan has discovered it has the unwelcome distinction of being the only G7 country in which the top cause of death for its young people is them killing themselves, with government statistics revealing suicide now accounts for over 50% of the deaths of men in their twenties and thirties.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 28, 2011 03:44

    Tokyo police also boast a 96% crime solve rate. With a murder solve rate of close to 99%. They do this by only investigating easily solved crimes.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 22, 2011 00:13

    I understood that it was the human being that you did not live in Tokyo. The crime rate of Tokyo is lower than a world city. However, there are many criminals of the Asian in... More


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Police have arrested a stage full of strippers for stripping and a crowd of men for watching.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 14, 2011 08:30

    in other news two dogs were arrested for fucking in a park.... More

  • JD commented on November 14, 2011 05:59

    this is facepalm worthy, not to be overruled from above is double facepalm worthy... More


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After being introduced to the charms of Masako, above, even 2ch’s substantial contingent of JK worshippers has conceded that mature women can be exceedingly attractive indeed.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 29, 2012 00:20

    well, 40 is still a good age for Milfs... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 6, 2011 03:50

    ...LOL You're so obsessed with me, and I have so much power over your life, I think I'm gonna call you my slave from now on XD Here's a tip for my new slave: If you use... More


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Police are once again hunting a dangerous man for the crime of speaking to schoolgirls.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 28, 2011 16:54

    It's a shame your world view is so fucked up you think it's somehow abnormal.... More

  • Neferius commented on October 28, 2011 02:30

    HIPSTEEEER!!!... More


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An English teacher who raped and molested scores of his pupils has appealed his conviction on the grounds that he only did it “for the sake of their education and character development.”

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  • Anonymous commented on November 1, 2011 13:13

    Looks like nobody is getting any presents this Christmas.. Or for the next 18... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 6, 2011 08:46

    Onegai sensei... lol... More


Homemade Fugu Sashimi Couple Near Death

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A couple are at death’s door after having decided to dine on fugu they caught and prepared themselves, liver and all.

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  • Inan commented on September 24, 2011 12:53

    "More or less almost everything gross and disgusting they find a way to make into a delicacy." Let's observe what people in the west eat. Caviar. Hen's eggs. The mammary secretions of cows, goats. Vegetables (grown in manure). Pigs. Underwater cockroaches (lobster,... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 14, 2011 01:15

    Shark is also incredibly bland and has no flavor. People only want the shark fin soup because it is a symbol of prosperity. It is basically tradition. A stupid tradition.... More


Censors Convicted: “Your Mosaics Were Too Thin!”

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A judge has handed down jail sentences and fines to censors and pornographers after finding that the mosaics they applied to adult videos were “so thin the colour and shape of their genitals could be recognised” and that as a result they were guilty of “spreading wickedness throughout society.”

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  • Anonymous commented on September 15, 2011 03:01

    So, a full of crap judge made a full of crap judgement; in a legal system designed to cater to the well to do. How is this news?... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 14, 2011 06:15

    @01:09 LOL that's right, get the fuck out with your tail between your legs.... More


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An elderly man who was kind enough to report to police the wallet dropped by the prostitute he had just had sex with has been arrested after they discovered she lied to him about her age and was actually a schoolgirl.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 31, 2012 15:28

    ''I hope this rotten country dies soon'' Oh.. how christian of you..... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 6, 2011 01:57

    And maybe if you keep bringing up that magic age number, maybe, one day.... Nah, you'll still be an ignorant twat and "underage" girls will still enjoy consensual sex.... More


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A schoolboy who sexually defiled the corpse of an elderly woman who had committed suicide has been arrested.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 29, 2011 03:09

    i bully my boyfriend, he's a bully victim too.... More

  • Heigen commented on July 26, 2011 01:39

    If the boy starts a punk band he can be more filthy than GG Allin!... More


Parents Must Pay $200,000 After Son Kicks Ball Into Street

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A court has ordered the parents of a boy who accidentally kicked a ball into the street to pay nearly $200,000 in compensation after he, in the court’s view, caused the death of an 87-year-old motorcyclist who fell off his bike in an effort to avoid the ball, breaking his leg and later going senile only to die over a year later as a result of an infection stemming from a feeding accident.

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  • Justin commented on August 2, 2011 05:25

    how could that kid known that the ball was goin to hit an old man on a motorcycle... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 3, 2011 22:24

    As a health professional, I can tell you that once an elderly person loses the ability to do their activities of daily living, rapid deterioration in their mental capacities quickly follows. That being said, what... More


72-Year-Old Flutist Busted for Forcing Girl to Blow His

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A 72-year-old American flutist has been arrested for lasciviously attempting to force a 19-year-old girl into learning to “play the flute” with him.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 26, 2011 02:02

    Why cant women be stronger? Then no one will be able to touch them without their consent :/... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 2, 2011 21:14

    The old man always blew the flute yet no one blew his flute. Looks like he failed on making someone blow him.... More


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