Hyrule “Harem” Warriors

hyrule-warriros-harem-game-1

Nintendo and Tecmo Koei’s upcoming controversial game collaboration Hyrule Musou is due to be released in a few weeks, and with its initial roster being finalized, many fans have noticed the game’s strikingly high female to male character ratio:

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on August 10, 2014 10:21

    Amazing NERF boobs size physics my friend.....i dont forget my Tina boobs you bastards of Tecmo.... More

  • Nathaniel Washington commented on August 9, 2014 21:02

    every feminist who is a fake gamer and only complain about lack of female characters even though they don't actually play video games wet dream... More


Nintendo “Sorry” for Not Allowing Gay Marriage

tomodachi-collection-cover

Nintendo has decided to apologise for not allowing gay marriage in its upcoming “Tomodachi Life” game, promising it in future installments instead.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on June 23, 2014 10:08

    Why apologize? Normally people won't think of same sex marriage in a game. It is no surprise that same sex marriage is not allowed. It is a surprise that Nintendo apologized and allowed it in... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 3, 2014 23:05

    Then why is everyone else making a huge deal about it, huh?... More


Nintendo: Senran Kagura “Degrading Sexist Atrocity”

senran-kagura-valentine

Nintendo’s officially sanctioned UK mouthpiece has carried an article damning the English release of Senran Kagura Burst as an “insultingly misogynistic and degrading atrocity” which is “foul” and “wrong,” as well as being “insulting to the intelligence of gamers, damaging to the reputation of the industry, and alienating and harmful to women,” urging readers not even to read articles about it, let alone buy it.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on March 16, 2014 21:53

    So what if the Taliban murder girls who try to go to school, we have more important things to worry about: The scourge of Senran Kagura!... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 24, 2014 10:29

    You can't be serious bahahaha XD... More


Monster Hunter 4G Announced For 3DS

MonsterHunter4G-Announced-For3DS-1

Rusty hunters may want to sharpen their skills, as an announcement declaring the release of “Monster Hunter 4G” for the Nintendo 3DS has just been unveiled, being slated for purchase in Japan come fall – and the game will also be compatible with save data from the original Monster Hunter 4 – making for the most important gaming announcement of 2014 as far as most Japanese are concerned, the PS4 barely making a ripple these days.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on January 30, 2014 13:39

    Because the same excuse that Developers made about Wii U,the install base.More then over 40 million own a 3DS.... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 30, 2014 00:50

    "Why not on the Vita?" Because Capcom hates Sony's guts for something they did concerning Monhan. As expected, Capcom pulled out and Nintendo came up and offered money. Simple as that.... More


zelda-musou (1)

zelda-musou (2)

Nintendo’s unveiling of “Zelda Musou,” the latest entry into the massive cookie-cutter Dynasty Warrior franchise, has been the cause of some consternation with those concerned about Nintendo’s post-Wii slide into mediocrity.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • DeRosset commented on June 1, 2014 17:21

    I gotta say I was pretty sickened by this when I first heard of it, but likely for a much different reason than Sankaku's seemingly mostly Nintendo-hating editors. I'm sick of Link and his overexposure... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 26, 2013 03:51

    People say the Dynasty Warriors games are nothing but Button Mashing; it Just goes to show how many people actually played Pirate Warriors 1 or Trinity or even Emperor mode in DW8. Pirate Warriors was a... More


Nintendo-2DS

The frosty reception enjoyed by Nintendo’s newly unveiled 2DS hand-held looks to have already frozen over completely, with confirmation that it has only one screen under its casing and somehow still weighs more than the 3DS doing little for its reputation as anything but “joke hardware.”

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Chen-04 commented on January 13, 2014 06:22

    >> at the expense of reduced portability >> and increased cost. Let's not forget about the decrease in quality.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 8, 2013 09:34

    http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2013/08/2dssize.jpg NBA player my ass...... More


Nintendo Unveils 2DS: “Talk About Unhinged!”

2ds-1

2ds-2

Nintendo’s announcement of the 2DS, boasting no 3D, no hinges and a lower price, looks as if it may please parents but has gamers in an uproar – most seeming to be of the opinion that it is another Virtual Boy or even PSP Go.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on September 19, 2013 15:09

    BFU? To match the people using them.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 6, 2013 06:59

    It is bigger and thinner. But it also has two screens, so the extra size is necessary for a comfortable playing experience. If you draw out the dimensions on a piece of paper,... More


senran-kagura-burst-annouced

Hyper bust-’em-up Senran Kagura Burst has finally been announced for an English release – after years of begging and pleading by the franchise’s international fans.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on August 18, 2013 04:00

    cus they'll claim it as "their children!" because of the cartoon faces, despite the breast. America is an idiot for sure... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 12, 2013 03:30

    So where are the puns Sank likes to make? I was certain "burst" should be replaced as "busts"... More


Miyamoto: “Japanese Are Quitters & Hate Hard Games!”

grinning-miyamoto

Nintendo legend Shigeru Miyamoto has provoked the ire of Japanese gamers by complaining that it is their inability to stomach the challenge of difficult action games which has led to the genre’s decline in Japan, even as challenge-loving American gamers happily lap them up.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on July 23, 2013 01:26

    I was thinking the same thing when I played The Witcher 2.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 23, 2013 01:13

    And Shin Megami Tensei. I swear, that entire franchise is built to make you cry.... More


GungHo Stock Plunges: “The Social Bubble Finally Bursts!?”

puzzleanddragons

One-shot wonder social gaming publisher GungHo Online’s days of outstripping Nintendo in market cap look to be well and truly over – the company’s value has plunged by over a third in mere days, leaving nobody in any doubt as to the permanence of social gaming’s ascendancy.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on May 30, 2013 02:18

    no problem. equal trade.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 27, 2013 19:20

    I'd like to personally thank fArtefact for pointing this one out. Easily an overvalued stock. And my clients who made a nice chunk of change late last week on put options thank... More


puzzle-and-dragons

nintendo-vs-gungho

Japanese gamers have been stunned to learn that the market cap of Puzzle & Dragons maker GungHo now exceeds that of Nintendo, prompting both despair and incredulity and perhaps explaining about the Japanese gaming industry’s rapid decline into idolising card and puzzle games for phones.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Kelly Overholser commented on May 12, 2014 14:26

    Most social games are crap, but P&D actually has gameplay to back it up. Not as much as other games and there's a lot of grindy nonsense and P2W crap, but I wouldn't say... More

  • Kelly Overholser commented on May 12, 2014 14:25

    I have to ask, have you played P&D? While it has a lot of the "social gaming" aspects, and there's a lot of pay-to-win crap, it's definitely a real game. Sure, it's a... More


Top 30 Best Selling Japanese Games of 2012: “Not Again!”

pokemon-bw2-me-by-ondine.png

Authoritative 2012 sales figures for Japan’s video game market have been released, with Nintendo’s array of child-friendly mega-franchises dominating sales more strongly than ever.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on April 29, 2013 14:08

    Translated: Waah. My totally cool japu-japu otaku desu names have been changed and I don't like it.... More

  • Shima-kun989 commented on February 2, 2013 07:08

    i FCKING HATE the ENGLISH NAMES they give them, its SATOSHI, and HIKARU, and idk all the other ones, but YEAH...... More


Page 1 of 1412345»...Last »

Popular

Recent News

Recent Galleries

Recent Comments