Nintendo: Senran Kagura “Degrading Sexist Atrocity”

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Nintendo’s officially sanctioned UK mouthpiece has carried an article damning the English release of Senran Kagura Burst as an “insultingly misogynistic and degrading atrocity” which is “foul” and “wrong,” as well as being “insulting to the intelligence of gamers, damaging to the reputation of the industry, and alienating and harmful to women,” urging readers not even to read articles about it, let alone buy it.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 16, 2014 21:53

    So what if the Taliban murder girls who try to go to school, we have more important things to worry about: The scourge of Senran Kagura!... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 24, 2014 10:29

    You can't be serious bahahaha XD... More


Monster Hunter 4G Announced For 3DS

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Rusty hunters may want to sharpen their skills, as an announcement declaring the release of “Monster Hunter 4G” for the Nintendo 3DS has just been unveiled, being slated for purchase in Japan come fall – and the game will also be compatible with save data from the original Monster Hunter 4 – making for the most important gaming announcement of 2014 as far as most Japanese are concerned, the PS4 barely making a ripple these days.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 30, 2014 13:39

    Because the same excuse that Developers made about Wii U,the install base.More then over 40 million own a 3DS.... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 30, 2014 00:50

    "Why not on the Vita?" Because Capcom hates Sony's guts for something they did concerning Monhan. As expected, Capcom pulled out and Nintendo came up and offered money. Simple as that.... More


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Nintendo’s unveiling of “Zelda Musou,” the latest entry into the massive cookie-cutter Dynasty Warrior franchise, has been the cause of some consternation with those concerned about Nintendo’s post-Wii slide into mediocrity.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 26, 2013 03:51

    People say the Dynasty Warriors games are nothing but Button Mashing; it Just goes to show how many people actually played Pirate Warriors 1 or Trinity or even Emperor mode in DW8. Pirate Warriors was a... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 24, 2013 22:56

    I'd like to think it was supposed I be "Mario Kart IS THE shit" because seriously how could you call Mario Kart shit and not just be a troll.... More


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The frosty reception enjoyed by Nintendo’s newly unveiled 2DS hand-held looks to have already frozen over completely, with confirmation that it has only one screen under its casing and somehow still weighs more than the 3DS doing little for its reputation as anything but “joke hardware.”

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  • Chen-04 commented on January 13, 2014 06:22

    >> at the expense of reduced portability >> and increased cost. Let's not forget about the decrease in quality.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 8, 2013 09:34

    http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2013/08/2dssize.jpg NBA player my ass...... More


Nintendo Unveils 2DS: “Talk About Unhinged!”

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Nintendo’s announcement of the 2DS, boasting no 3D, no hinges and a lower price, looks as if it may please parents but has gamers in an uproar – most seeming to be of the opinion that it is another Virtual Boy or even PSP Go.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 19, 2013 15:09

    BFU? To match the people using them.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 6, 2013 06:59

    It is bigger and thinner. But it also has two screens, so the extra size is necessary for a comfortable playing experience. If you draw out the dimensions on a piece of paper,... More


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Hyper bust-’em-up Senran Kagura Burst has finally been announced for an English release – after years of begging and pleading by the franchise’s international fans.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 18, 2013 04:00

    cus they'll claim it as "their children!" because of the cartoon faces, despite the breast. America is an idiot for sure... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 12, 2013 03:30

    So where are the puns Sank likes to make? I was certain "burst" should be replaced as "busts"... More


Miyamoto: “Japanese Are Quitters & Hate Hard Games!”

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Nintendo legend Shigeru Miyamoto has provoked the ire of Japanese gamers by complaining that it is their inability to stomach the challenge of difficult action games which has led to the genre’s decline in Japan, even as challenge-loving American gamers happily lap them up.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 23, 2013 01:26

    I was thinking the same thing when I played The Witcher 2.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 23, 2013 01:13

    And Shin Megami Tensei. I swear, that entire franchise is built to make you cry.... More


GungHo Stock Plunges: “The Social Bubble Finally Bursts!?”

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One-shot wonder social gaming publisher GungHo Online’s days of outstripping Nintendo in market cap look to be well and truly over – the company’s value has plunged by over a third in mere days, leaving nobody in any doubt as to the permanence of social gaming’s ascendancy.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 30, 2013 02:18

    no problem. equal trade.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 27, 2013 19:20

    I'd like to personally thank fArtefact for pointing this one out. Easily an overvalued stock. And my clients who made a nice chunk of change late last week on put options thank... More


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Japanese gamers have been stunned to learn that the market cap of Puzzle & Dragons maker GungHo now exceeds that of Nintendo, prompting both despair and incredulity and perhaps explaining about the Japanese gaming industry’s rapid decline into idolising card and puzzle games for phones.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 27, 2013 04:59

    It is funny to see how Puzzle & Dragons reminds you of a copied game.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 2, 2013 01:07

    Nooooo! This cannot be! NOOOOOOOOOO!... More


Top 30 Best Selling Japanese Games of 2012: “Not Again!”

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Authoritative 2012 sales figures for Japan’s video game market have been released, with Nintendo’s array of child-friendly mega-franchises dominating sales more strongly than ever.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 29, 2013 14:08

    Translated: Waah. My totally cool japu-japu otaku desu names have been changed and I don't like it.... More

  • Shima-kun989 commented on February 2, 2013 07:08

    i FCKING HATE the ENGLISH NAMES they give them, its SATOSHI, and HIKARU, and idk all the other ones, but YEAH...... More


PS3 Outsells Xbox 360

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The PlayStation 3 has now narrowly outsold the Xbox 360, with total global sales of 77 million to 76 million at the end of 2012, according to industry statistics.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 24, 2013 21:36

    might wanna get that fixed or sold im sure youl get a high price for it once repaired... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 10, 2013 14:09

    Mine already exploded, it lasted 6 years tough, in that time i had 3, count them 3! xboxes, and i KNOW that im not alone in this, so even whit rampaging rrods on the xbox... More


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Disappointed gamers have been complaining bitterly that Nintendo has even “cheaped out” on the Wii U’s controller battery, after learning of its “paltry” 1500mAh battery and the rather suspect large empty space around it.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 18, 2013 23:31

    ignore my brainfart it was 3am... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 18, 2013 15:13

    RAM stands for random access memory ,a usb drive most definately is ram. It sure as hell ain't rom... More


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