Tomb Raider Movie AA Travesty: “Lara is Flat!”

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The trailer for yet another new live action Tomb Raider movie has been attracting attention in more ways than one, with hordes of fans calling Alicia Vikander unfit to play the main role of Lara Croft due to her gloriously flat chest.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 25, 2017 09:31

    Lol Angeline rape her alot.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 25, 2017 08:25

    Nathan Drake is a mix between Spiderman and a Superhuman. He rapidly ascends from one ledge to another so fucking fast.... More


El Dorado Ero-Animation Loop by Zone “More Western Crap”

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Constantly praised western ero-animator Zone has released his next short animated loop, unfortunately featuring yet another maiden from a western creation as the succulent senorita Chel from “The Road to El Dorado” is depicted in childhood nostalgia destroying moral turpitude.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 25, 2017 11:44

    Donkey? You're probably thinking of Animopron.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 25, 2017 10:11

    Now tell me now many streets are named MLK and how many shootings occur on them, on average.... More


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Refusing to lie through his teeth, the director for the Fullmetal Alchemist anime (Seiji Mizushima) has spoken up in regards to the franchise’s imminent live action movie, stating that the cast won’t be able to pull it off and that using a full Japanese cast was a bad idea (which those still mourning the live action Ghost in the Shell movie will no doubt disagree with).

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  • Anonymous commented on September 22, 2017 21:19

    Animation has to be exaggerated because it can't match the subtle complexity of real facial expressions. Especially in anime because everyone has the same goddamn face. It's 2 different mediums with 2 different strengths.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 22, 2017 20:58

    It really is amazing how bad Japanese movies are, even if you're only looking at asian cinema.... More


Blade Runner Anime Short Announced

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Western movie franchise Blade Runner is obtaining an animated tribute entitled “Blade Runner Blackout 2022” by Cowboy Bebop director Shinichiro Watanabe, with many having high hopes that the Japanese will be able to better adapt such a franchise than Hollywood ever could.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 21, 2017 12:43

    Anyone else disappointed that it is going to be a short, rather than a full length movie?... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 17, 2017 11:18

    Hey look! it's Hana from Prison School!... More


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Aside from Asuna’s glorious nipple, the rental version of the Sword Art Online movie has also confirmed that a new entry in the series is definitely on the way, with the teaser after the end of the movie hinting at the potential adaptation of the “Alicization” arc.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 19, 2017 03:39

    Why are SAO fanboys so triggered by the most slightest criticism of their precious thing? Give me one good thing about SAO plot and writing, the only good thing about SAO is its art style... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 17, 2017 21:51

    Truly? Do tell me what's good about it. I'm reserving the action scenes out so go right ahead and tell me what's so enchanting about this anime. I've had my patience even on the GGO arc... More


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Adam Wingard, the director of Netflix’s live action Death Note movie, has deleted his Twitter account after being deluged with death threats and insults, unsurprisingly pouring in even before the script was written.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 16, 2017 02:45

    *gives Anonymous a thumbsup of agreement*... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 15, 2017 04:16

    what a bunch of flaming faggots, to get so worked up. I haven't seen it but it's probably not that bad. (They started threats before it was released). Yea I hold up Death note up... More


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The nipple of the beloved Asuna that was promised to be present on the BD version of the Sword Art Online movie has been discovered to also be present on rental versions of the movie, allowing even penniless otaku the opportunity to pleasure themselves to the 2D goddess’s bare body.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 15, 2017 20:52

    I will NEVER see a Pepperoni slice on top of a pizza the same way ever again.... More

  • mike commented on September 14, 2017 20:39

    that is worse than most movies... More


Hollywood Megaman Movie Begins Production

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The Hollywood-produced live action Megaman movie has apparently just begun production, perhaps signaling the beginning of the end of the franchise, which hasn’t received a new game in several years…

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  • Anonymous commented on September 10, 2017 04:17

    Wish people would stop riding original Mega Man's dick and make more MMX content.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 9, 2017 13:54

    Animated one is 900% better than live action movie. Wait until you watched Hollywood Dragon Ball 2017 movie, I almost screamed.... More


Top 10 Disney Tear-Jerkers

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The weakness of Japanese womenfolk to Disney’s endless stream of romantic pap has yielded a none-too-shocking ranking based on their preferences, this time over the most “moving.”

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  • Anonymous commented on September 11, 2017 05:53

    how come fucking bambi is not number one?... I was 4 when I saw his mother being shot dead. 25 years later that shit is still fress in my brain and I'm sure it'll never... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 10, 2017 06:39

    ...I watched with my sister and our* daughter. *Fixed.... More


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An English dub trailer for the impending No Game no Life: Zero movie has arrived to once again provoke the endless war of dubs vs subs, the quality of both of which are usually open to interpretation.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 12, 2017 16:14

    Stay autistic, Americunt.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 5, 2017 23:25

    Does they add in SJW jokes like Feminazion (previously Funimation) works? Like 'Are you one of those dumbass Gamergate creepshows?' Hope that they does this in every episode to fully destroy Dub industry.... More


Kantai Collection “Poi” Compilation Returns

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The recent release of the Kantai Collection movie on BD has immediately prompted internet denizens to collect all of the lovely Yuudachi‘s “poi” moments into a compilation, a practice done for the anime as well in honor of the charming kanmusu.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 6, 2017 16:02

    What's the meaning of what she's saying?... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 5, 2017 09:19

    The Megami Yuudachi-sama has once again grace us of her Poi-ness!! also damn ads after post button is getting annoying and disturbing, also gay cause i just say a dick measuring.... More


Netflix Threatens Death Note Sequels

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The director of the highly despised Netflix Death Note movie has stated that he would like to take part in directing any future sequels to the film, risking his reputation and the sanity of Death Note fans as a result – if the low performing film’s sequel ever even gets green-lit.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 24, 2017 19:44

    Why do I bother reading the comments in here? The shit people say is insane.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 29, 2017 23:32

    Of course they are an aggregation of many critics and user reviews lol Just like when their dumbshit don't sell, they just blame the fanbase and the whole world... More


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