
ChinaJoy, purportedly China’s biggest digital entertainment event, has been enjoyed by many not so much for the games on display – most of which are likely to exhibit outstanding levels of China quality, being to various degrees online, mobile, social and made in China – but instead for the sexiness of its many cosplaying booth babes (some of whom look almost familiar)…
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Even China’s best known traditional sauce is exhibiting explosive properties, with diners throughout China now in danger of being unexpectedly seasoned.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jul 13, 2012 10:33 JST
- Tags: China, Chongqing, Events, Guro, Idol, Made in China, Makeup, Miss Universe, Photoshop

Chinese are aghast at the quality of their candidates for the Chongqing qualifier of the “Miss International” beauty pageant.
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An exploding refrigerator which blasted a hole in a brick wall is the latest object to menace China with its unexpected self-destruct functionality.
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Chinese children look to have been getting an early education in their nation’s uniquely advanced understanding of copyright – media have been feting a schoolboy novelist, but it did not take long before someone noticed where he had filched his cover art from…
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Chinese fujoshi have apparently been enjoy “big brother’s juice” thanks to these novel energy drinks, each bearing a suitably manly design and being filled with suitably milky contents.
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Square Enix has revealed that it will likely be outsourcing all its future big releases rather than developing them itself, suggesting forthcoming Final Fantasy titles may bear the reassuring seal of China quality even more strongly than before.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jun 27, 2012 04:08 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, China, Dutch Wife, Food, Guro, Made in China, Onanism, Parody, Video Gallery



China’s newly discovered mysterious mushroom, that most rare and expensive of delicacies, has already been incorporated into the nation’s famed cuisine in the form of a dish which may be a bit much even for Chinese gourmands – or at least those who have worked out the secret of its prime ingredient, at any rate…
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A man has had his fingers blown off by an exploding “China” brand cigarette, providing the latest evidence of the explosive growth in Chinese product quality.
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Citizens of China’s southern city of Guilin were understandably flabbergasted at China Telecom’s unique approach to repairing a broken telephone pole – using tape.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Jun 13, 2012 19:49 JST
- Tags: Comparison, Copyright, Made in China, Plagiarism, PSP, Retro, Sony, Technology, Thailand


The release of the PS Vista, incorporating the latest in made in China technology and China’s unique approach to honouring intellectual property, has actually been greeted with a surprising amount of enthusiasm.
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China’s billion dollar “pirated” copy of the Austrian village of Hallstatt has finally opened, much to the annoyance of the inhabitants of the original, who still complain the Chinese copied their village in secret and never bothered to ask for permission.
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