Chinese Woman’s Guts “Explode”


The Chinese Weibo-sphere has been alight with news of a woman whose stomach exploded and caught fire after some intense China-quality partying.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 19, 2014 18:14

    But Michael Bay's movie has no casualties. That will be hard to duplicate in China.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 16, 2014 16:49

    Word of advice to Chinese doctors: If you are operating on someone for excessive intestinal gas, don't use an electrical scalpel. Duh!... More

China “Televises Sunrise As Smog Is So Bad”


Chinese authorities have apparently resorted to broadcasting the sunrise on giant TVs in public places as it is now invisible to the naked eye thanks to some of the densest smog ever.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 24, 2014 13:26

    lol 10/10!!!!... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 22, 2014 21:23

    What sucks is that Chink pollution has now migrated across the pacific and is now polluting the U.S. west coast. Oh well, the chinks are getting the worst of it. Their coastal... More

China Quality Buildings “Truly Paper Thin”



The latest marvel of Chinese engineering to be doing the rounds online are some of the ultra-slim buildings of Shanghai, earning such high praise as “looking just like a movie set” and “being even thinner than Japan’s.”

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  • Anonymous commented on September 6, 2016 16:23

    Coming Soon... To a U.S. city near you.. The $3000 a month TINY HOME no one can afford. Thank you George Soros!... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 22, 2014 22:51

    I can't help but think of Terraria or some other 2d building game. I can see how it works, just, it wont last with wind...... More

Baidu IME Banned for “Spying on Japan”


Top Chinese portal Baidu has had its Japanese IME identified as a probable espionage tool after it transpired it is logging all Japanese text entered and sending it off to Baidu, causing such consternation that the government is warning against using it.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 1, 2014 11:40

    Its not that big a hassle: Go to settings (top right of "Startpage" /"Ixquick") Go to the end of the settings list - you'll find that the "Family filter" is set to: "Filter according to search" Change that... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 30, 2013 13:31

    @Anon 10:35 "serves them right, for being that stupid". Okay, that's true. Yet, does that make you "stupid" for ever having had your messages routed through equipment made by: Airlink Apollo Apple AT&T Bay Networks Castelle Cisco Compaq D-Link Hawking Hewlett-Packard IBM Intel Motorola Netgear Nortel SynOptics Tektronix Wyse or Xerox, since you have no idea... More

Xbox One “Bricked On Day 1”


No sooner has Microsoft’s Xbox One been unleashed on the handful of territories worthy of its power than it has been subject to a variety of horrible technical issues, although whether they are any more widespread than those afflicting the PS4 is another matter.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 30, 2013 09:48

    I enjoy playing all the fine games available on Linux without supporting Microcrap or overpaying for Applecrapple.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 28, 2013 18:08

    Mah nigga.... More

PS4 Faces BLODy Hell


Sony may well be facing its own Microsoft moment after increasing numbers of reports of the PS4 failing with a “blue light of death” (fast becoming known as the dangerously pronounceable “BLOD”) for unknown reasons…

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  • Anonymous commented on November 23, 2013 09:03

    Depends where the parts come from as well too. If it comes from crappy third world graded country who use cheap material expect cheap results. Consoles are concerned mass produce items which is why they... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 23, 2013 09:01

    Its not blown out of proportion. Game companies know that their releasing something full of bugs and before thoroughly testing it thrown on the consumers. So already they have made $400 a pop off a console... More

Made in China Sex Shows Raunchier Than Ever



The 11th all-China sexual culture expo has come to Guangzhou yet again, putting the likes of little Japan to shame with its brazen displays…

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  • Anonymous commented on November 21, 2013 15:43

    Johny, its mom. Your dad's tongue is longer than his manhood, only reason why we had you. Learn from your dad.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 21, 2013 15:40

    No gym can save that...... More

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The latest miracle of China quality construction to have amazed those in China and beyond is the advent of “fake” windows – in fact just black squares painted on the side of a building…

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  • Anonymous commented on November 20, 2013 04:54

    I wonder if exploding cardboard is cheaper than regular cardboard.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 12, 2013 05:02

    Ха-Ха-Ха! А в России и Казахстане поддельные дороги есть!... More

Chinese Irons & Kettles “Contain Spam Chips”


Chinese made irons and kettles have reportedly been caught hacking into wireless networks to disseminate spam and viruses.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 14, 2013 13:13

    The NSA implants tiny video cameras in dildos and vibrators to take pictures of vaginas and collects these pictures in a giant data storage facility. This kind of intrusive spying must stop. Keep the worlds vaginas... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 6, 2013 20:20

    один чел кажись сам с собой переписывается... More

This BMW “Ultimate in Chinese Taste”



Chinese and foreign devils alike have been marvelling at the tasteful accoutrements it took a team of 20 3 years and an undisclosed but doubtless large sum to inflict on a hapless BMW Z4…

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  • Anonymous commented on February 18, 2016 19:49

    if made in china , the chance of it blowing up the moment you turn the key. is 99.9999%%%% i freaking hate u china i hope america or whatever waste more money to nuke you.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 6, 2013 02:56

    I'm german and what is this? No srsly, what an abomination to one of the greatest cars ever made. Thiz iz outraeeegus!... More

China Quality HSR “Built From Rubbish”

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The latest less than reassuring scenes to emerge from China’s burgeoning rail network show sections of newly completed high-speed track already crumbling, and understandably once again have many worried about its safety – not least because it is apparently not regarded as a serious problem.

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Outrage at Singer’s “Inadequate Miku Cosplay”

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Chinese and Japanese Vocaloid fans alike have been outraged at a Chinese singer whose on-stage Hatsune Miku cosplay was “an insult to Miku fans” by way of its sheer sloppiness.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 12, 2013 22:52

    Hmmm, I dont know. It may be likely that her or her producer is a miku fan. However, except the color of her custom, I don't see anything like miku. Calling it a knock off... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 9, 2013 18:27

    lol, who cares chinese anyway LOL. I even skipped what you wrote and directly comment here :d... More

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