The elevator of an office building in China gave its 18 passengers the ride of their lives after it ended up plummeting downward due to overcapacity, with the loud warning buzzer pointing out this dangerous issue apparently going unheard or unheeded by the elevator’s oblivious riders.
The China-made Sigiri bridge located in Kenya has had its construction suspended after it collapsed and injured 28 people, with the incident occurring after the bridge was apparently deemed “safe” from an inspection 11 days prior.
The latest craze gripping children in China – likely due to its pure destructive qualities – has been revealed to be none other than a mini-crossbow, one that functions so well that the toy has already been banned from sale in Chengdu and looks set to make China’s one-child population also a largely one-eyed one…
A spontaneous explosion at a nursery in, China has taken the lives of 7 whilst injuring another 66, with police still attempting to discern whether the incident was the religion of peace or sheer China quality.
Cash strapped Chinese are apparently no longer limited to just hawking a kidney or two to afford the latest iPhone, as it transpires women can now sell their ovarian eggs for as much as 250,000 yuan for 20, and with far fewer consequences given fertile women have hundreds of thousands of them to spare.
Puts a whole new meaning to Amu Hinamori's immortal question from Shugo Chara ep 03, "Why do you want my eggs?" But now that ovarian eggs have become a commercial product in China, will they start... More
dafuk, they're already overpopulated as it is and now they're even having a backdoor deals to increase more of them? Chinks are crazy i tell you... More
The rapidly growing “industry” of sky-high glass walkways has been forcibly suspended in Beijing due to confusion over who is supposed to be responsible for safety, apparently an excuse for the city to try and duck the blame for any future accidents of China quality construction.
"Those wondering why safety was not the foremost priority... may be glad that safety has now become a major concern" It is not. The major concern is who's going to get blamed after the accidents. They'll... More
Haha cherrypick some more numbers dumbass.... More
China quality products have caused yet another tragedy, with a ride at Zhaohua Park captured on camera bashing a young girl to death in an incident which seems not to have attracted so much as a fine, the park instead opting to pay off the girl’s parents with a miserly $100,000.
Shit.... More
The engineer was chinese, you fucking idiot. China is a fucking shithole because its people are driven by greed and selfishness. They are monsters who don't hesitate to sacrifice children if it saves them money.... More
Images have begun to circulate online of some “special head-wear” that one Chinese school has implemented to prevent their students from cheating – the head-wear in question being a truly high tech solution in the form of a page of newspaper with a hole cut out of it.
I think this is the first time China worries about copying something... More
I keep reading news like this about China and I think it's a shitty place, and then I hear awesome news, like for example some chinese scientists have successfully transplanted mouse a head and it's... More
A gargantuan cock boasting the signature coiffure of US president-elect Donald Trump has been erected to celebrate the Chinese year of the rooster, delighting both the Chinese – who cannot help but respect competent leaders, unlike the still half-cucked American electorate – and the English speaking world, for whom a good punning is nearly as enjoyable as a good round of pizza is to a beltway spirit-cooker.
China has declared that construction on its life-sized replica of the Titanic has begun, doubtless intending to faithfully capture not only the ship’s stately appearance but also the dread felt by passengers when it begins to sink in the face of the hubris of its operators – and bewildering many as to how such a famed tragedy could be transformed into a leisurely tourist attraction.
They don't have to build a ship if they just want to get rid of people. All their other devices do that already. Since they are always changing the name to avoid "copyright", what they gonna... More
Someone is watching too much Rick and Morty... More
In a ghastly medical anomaly, the breast implants of a middle-aged Chinese woman (acquired when she was younger) have shifted from her chest down to her stomach, an extraordinary feat that likely few thought was possible.
Beijing’s “Smog Free Tower” (which is apparently the world’s largest outdoor air purifier) has had its name changed due to underwhelming performance in pollution control, with the tower now being humiliatingly renamed to the “Smog Warning Tower”.
"Daan Roosegaarde" Whaat a straange naame thiis guuy haave... More
that is actually true. Look up "City of Steam" and "Firefall", and how they looked before and after the chinese got their greasy fingerprints all over them.... More
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