A variety of devices now exist to help women urinate while standing up as men do, or to assist should they not want to sit on “unhygienic” toilets; the top brands can be seen below:
Louis Vuitton USB Memory, 4GB = $500
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Jun 29, 2009 08:05 JST
- Tags: Dating, Fashion, France, Gadgets, Louis Vuitton, Marketing, Otaku, PC Hardware
Pricey French fashion brand Louis Vuitton has long held sway as the most popular status fashion accessory amongst Japanese fashionistas, with its purchase the key to unlocking the heart (and legs) of many an avaricious maiden.
Thus it will come as a relief to more technologically minded fashion followers to learn that USB memory is now available from the label, though at quite a price…
- Anonymous commented on April 7, 2010 05:46
idiots? who are you calling an idiot? Those people are making shit loads of money, off of idiots.... More
- Anonymous commented on April 7, 2010 00:14
Like everything else made by Louis Vitton, it's ugly, and opening a girl's legs would be the only reason I part with that much money for such crap (although I suspect there are some I... More
Anime USB Memory Drives
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Mar 8, 2009 21:40 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Chibi, Gadgets, Konata, Marketing, PC Hardware, Ranka Lee, Rei Ayanami
The otaku consumer’s desire for more and more elements of the otherwise normal world to receive the ita treatment is far reaching, resulting in such varied goods such as packages of rice, curry, tanks, and of course the quintessential example of the itasha.
Below are a few examples of the ubiquitous USB memory stick that have undergone the procedure, mostly from hardware firm Buffalo, which seems to be resting comfortably at the top of the ita-USB memory market at present.
Touhou Strippable “Speaking” Oppai Mouse Pad
- Categories: Games, H, News
- Date: Mar 2, 2009 01:04 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Gadgets, Mouse Pads, Oppai, Parody, Touhou
A new design for the trusty three dimensional oppai (or buttock, or even crotch) mouse pad emerges, incorporating a removable top (below), and even an internal speaker to give voice to the erotic cries of the mouse of pad as her breasts are fondled by the user.
The character depicted is Yakumo Ran of Touhou.
Vaio Type P: Pantsu Style PC
- Categories: Manga, News
- Date: Feb 25, 2009 21:34 JST
- Tags: Gadgets, Marketing, Pantsu, Parody, PC Hardware, Sony, Technology
We saw previously just how Sony’s new lightweight Vaio Type P could “easily” fit into a back pocket. Sony Pocket Style may have come in for some flack, but now “The PC you can’t keep your hands off” (as it will fall out) returns in “Pantsu Style”, perfect for when you lack a pocket.
3D Custom Girl Gets Somcon Dutch Wife Support
- Categories: Games, H, News
- Date: Feb 20, 2009 21:34 JST
- Tags: 3D Custom Girl, Dutch Wife, Eroge, Gadgets, Marketing, Onanism, SOM
Onanists with a pressing need for the highest technology satisfaction will be delighted to hear that the premier CG porn creation tool, 3D Custom Girl, recently enhanced by the XP pack, is receiving full support for the automatic onanism device “Somcon“, so the border between virtual girls and physical interaction has once again become more blurred.
Below you can see the unit being used in conjunction with a 3D Custom Girl skilled in the use of her feet (a cucumber stands in for the user):
“As part of my object remix series, this stereo forces the music source into the center of attention and creates a radically new user interface.”
Sony’s latest portable is the “Pocket Style” Vaio Type P, which you can see rather optimistically illustrated above almost fitting into a pocket, in what Sony probably hopes is the latest fashion trend.
Their slogan is “The PC you can’t keep your hands off”; wags immediately added “(because it’ll fall out)”.
The online reaction has not been kind:
The $70 iPhone
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Dec 12, 2008 18:20 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, China, Gadgets, iPhone, Made in China
A man was lately greeted by a friendly looking sort whilst about town:
“Mate, I got an iPhone I nicked from the shop over there. They’re normally 4,000 yuan ($600) y’know, but I can let you have this un for 500 yuan ($70), ‘ow about that then?”
Chun Li Failgood: USB Memory
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Dec 12, 2008 14:12 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Chun Li, Gadgets, Marketing, PC Hardware
Above we see Street Fighter staple thigh service character Chun Li; below we see the latest merchandising to carry her name. As a Chun Li 1GB unit of USB memory, we might expect it to include a sexy illustration of her in her trademark crane kicking position, or at least a chibi moe character version…
Instead, we get what you see below:
SOM: Eroge Dutch Wife Interface, Works with Cross Days
- Categories: Games, H, News
- Date: Dec 7, 2008 00:49 JST
- Tags: Cross Days, Dutch Wife, Gadgets, Marketing, Onanism, SOM
Devoted onanists are greeting the latest innovation in Dutch wife technology with glee; the device, dubbed SOM, promises computer controlled mechanical stimulation synchronised with the events of eroge via a USB interface.
The first game to support it is none other than esteemed bug developer Overflow’s latest QC crisis: Cross Days.
Tired of your unassuming and plain MicroSD memory? Perhaps for some strange reason you hanker after a more moe repository for your photographs? The latest in moe marketing gimmicks is moeficating the memory by providing moe characters to represent various memory products, each with an appealing design and even a backstory.
- sexynewbie commented on July 7, 2010 20:08
ok the pink hair girl, i swear they stole her character design from Hikaru from Noizi Ito's art. Hikaru from Peace@Pieces, the eroge. http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr245/sexynewbie/E001.jpg bit too similar?... More
- Anonymous commented on November 28, 2008 17:40
I agree, the design of the moe characters could have been lot better, i'm disappointed... More
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