- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Aug 4, 2012 04:31 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Copyright, Events, Food, London, Marketing, Mass Media, Sushi, UK

Japanese are aghast to learn that the 2012 Olympics has banned sushi sellers from providing soy sauce as there are no makers sponsoring the event, making the dish practically inedible to Japanese and further drawing attention to the increasingly farcical nature of the event.
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Even China’s best known traditional sauce is exhibiting explosive properties, with diners throughout China now in danger of being unexpectedly seasoned.
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Saucy ramen anime Naruto finally has competition, in the unlikely form of Highschool DxD’s latest bout of sexy extras (although the noodles in question may actually be udon).
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Naruto mangaka Masashi Kishimoto has been busily embarrassing Narutards with his first ever TV interview, revealing that he initially planned Naruto “to be about ramen” and that “it is aimed at boys in middle school.” Read the rest of this entry »

Fans of anime and cake have been lauding the work of a cakery specialising in providing some rather well illustrated cakes for the discerning otaku palette.
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As if toxic pollution were not enough to worry about, China’s rivers now face possible infestation by piranhas, with sightings and even attacks on humans apparently on the rise.
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A Japanese bar has been ordered shut after they mistakenly served bleach to their customers instead of sake, hospitalising two customers who apparently did not notice they were downing a cleaning agent.
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Police have arrested the manager of AKB162 for having his girls service patrons in Akihabara, after it emerged they were underage and he was improperly licensed.
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Chinese fujoshi have apparently been enjoy “big brother’s juice” thanks to these novel energy drinks, each bearing a suitably manly design and being filled with suitably milky contents.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jun 27, 2012 04:08 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, China, Dutch Wife, Food, Guro, Made in China, Onanism, Parody, Video Gallery



China’s newly discovered mysterious mushroom, that most rare and expensive of delicacies, has already been incorporated into the nation’s famed cuisine in the form of a dish which may be a bit much even for Chinese gourmands – or at least those who have worked out the secret of its prime ingredient, at any rate…
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Police have arrested an elderly man for the heinous crime of picking 7 cherries from a tree, charging him with theft in a crime so shocking it was reported in Japan’s major newspapers and on TV.
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The Chinese media has been utterly humiliated after reporting the discovery of a mysterious mushroom, only have it pointed out to them that it was actually a discarded artificial vagina.
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