The Onapet Comes From the Bottom of the Sea


Ikamusume has unofficially invaded the world of Dutch wives by deploying one of her cephalopoidal minions in the form of Tako Musume.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on April 16, 2012 10:01

    which one is better?... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 21, 2011 12:08

    Man it's shit like this that gives me a huge case of penis envy.... More

And You Thought Doller AVs Were Creepy!


“Her body is a doll, her heart is your imouto” – so runs the patter for “Imouto Rin,” an adult video featuring over an hour of nothing less than a man having sex with a doll he imagines to be his little sister who died 10 years ago in a car crash…

Read the rest of this entry »

  • RizuRizuzu commented on July 15, 2013 08:42

    I.. Need to know if there's a website I could stream it from. For science.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 15, 2012 15:02

    Soooooo....anyone know where to download or watch this? Kinda interested in seeing what all the fuss is about.... More

My Little Sister Can’t Be This Tight


Ore no Imouto has received the obligatory parody dutch wife treatment, with the memorable if curious title of “My Little Sister Can’t Be This Tight.”

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on October 8, 2011 00:25

    yeah it's weird, but well still lovely ^^... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 30, 2011 15:07

    LOL ur dick will be snap to half XD... More

“Is This a Girl or a Doll!?”


Whether the rather ersatz looking girl pictured is an actual belle or a “mannequin” is the subject of no small debate amongst both Chinese and Japanese Internet users alike.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on April 11, 2012 08:52

    she is 90% photoshop... More

  • Elissa commented on October 11, 2011 10:32

    It's something between creepy and cute X3!!... More

Tenga Manga Spurts Forth


Top ona-hole brand Tenga is promoting a manga based on its products, closing the gap between onanism and manga further still.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on November 21, 2011 09:20

    anyone know where I can actually read this manga?... More

  • FJ commented on January 30, 2011 15:17

    fap fap fap fap!... More

“Aren’t These Better Than Real Humans?”


Love doll fanciers are starting to wonder whether their plastic goddesses are really a pale imitation of the real thing after all…

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on July 10, 2011 00:05

    Nice fuckable dolls hahaha!... ^_^... More

  • Crowbar commented on May 6, 2011 20:22

    Bored, dude?... More

The Strangest Ona-Holes Yet…


Creepy dutch wife connoisseurs have been marvelling at what may be the most original ona-hole design yet.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on January 8, 2011 14:28

    Are there any penis recomendations on these boxes?! "Recommended for people with penis deformations only!" Like.... WTH!... More

  • kenshinflyer commented on January 7, 2011 23:48

    To rephrase a line from Guns N' Roses' song "November Rain:" "But, darling, when I use you, don't you know you feel the same..."... More

A Certain Onanistic Hole


Index and Misaka (or at least characters bearing an uncanny resemblance to them) are the latest anime maidens to find themselves marketed as ona-holes:

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on December 6, 2010 12:30

    donde esta mi hamburgesa... More

  • PrinceHeir commented on December 5, 2010 12:24

    how do you clean this things anyway?... More


Tech Arts 3D are reporting their new penis controller system, the “USB OnaCon,” has been completed and will soon be available to ero-gamers.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on December 31, 2011 07:18

    My penis was 15cm (6 inches) when I was 18yo, now I'm 20yo and my penis is 17cm (almost 7 inches) it's a miracle!... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 12, 2011 05:47

    How the fuck are you supposed to clean that out?... More

Finally – Control Games With Your Penis


Eroge developer Illusion have made public a short video showing off a penis-controlled eroge tech demo.

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on January 8, 2011 21:39

    i would love a version i could control with my butt... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 12, 2010 23:13

    @UncommonlyOtaku you do realize a penis shrinks when it's not stimulated, and the whole thing probably has to be lubricated pretty well like a fleshlight? there's really no way it could get stuck in something that's made... More

K-ONahole! Yui “Virgin” Dutch Wife


Yui, K-ON!’s moesome lead guitarist, has already received a number of unofficial ona-hole incarnations, but the HIP Onabeat is by far the most sophisticated example, sporting two holes, special “blood lotion” which pours forth as Yui’s simulated maidenhood is taken, special brown lotion for anal maniacs, and a miniature dildo (the intended usage of which is fortunately unclear).

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Hachiko commented on October 14, 2010 16:20

    Blasphemy! We all know Giita stole Yui's virginity after she bought him!... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 9, 2010 17:05

    they used google translate... More

ONA PIECE – Nami & Boa Hancock Now Dutch Wives


One Piece’s key maidens Nami and Boa Hancock have received the dubious honour of Dutch wife incarnations in the form of “Love Piece.”

Read the rest of this entry »

  • Anonymous commented on October 23, 2010 08:30

    Her first name is Hancock.... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 15, 2010 07:57

    Anybody knows where I can buy thoe things ? :)... More

Page 3 of 7«12345»...Last »


Recent News

Recent Galleries

Recent Comments