Onahole Parodies Healthier than Ever


Adult toy manufacturer Ride Japan has created yet another male stress relief tool inthe form of “Nurse CQ Clinic Hard“, sure to nurse any genital aches and pains with both TLC and T&A.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 6, 2015 11:30

    nope, getting an onahole is not pathetic at all. Actually people that is very sexually active also owns a lot of toys.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 5, 2015 10:36

    The text pastered all over the package says selling point of this version is it stimulates penatration into the womb. It would defeat the selling point if it is too big... More

Onahole Parodies More Beastly Than Ever


The latest in perverse ero-merchandise from Tamatoys has come in the form of an “is your order a kemonomimi girl?” two-way parody onahole, combining the irresistible moe of Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? and Spice and Wolf to deliver a sexy kitsunemimi mascot that will hopefully appease the unnatural urges of fans of either series.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 23, 2015 01:12

    very tiny penis. so small.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 21, 2015 21:37

    SAME shit... they just recolor it and rebox it. I should know, I used to work at a toy factory that also molded the blank sleeves.... More

Amagi Brilliant Park Parody Onahole


Those infatuated with the musket musume Sento of KyoAni smash-hit Amagi Brilliant Park can now fondly experience her on a more intimate level thanks to onahole manufacturer Tamatoys, who have devised yet another parody onahole based on the rather buxom woman.

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  • songwuth tamma commented on February 19, 2015 13:50

    good... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 18, 2015 14:33

    even god follows rule 34.... More

Rejoice: SAO = “Sister Anal Onahole”


Admirers of SAO‘s twin-tailed Silica can now intimately familiarise themselves with a very specific part of her anatomy courtesy of Tamatoys’ latest “anal” onaholes – not that it seems likely the dedicated SAO fan would have much experience with this distinction.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 14, 2013 03:26

    Where exactly did you get the idea that it didn't sell well? Onaholes sell decently, more so anal ones.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 9, 2012 17:27

    u can fit in ur dick in it???... More

Chuunibyou Parody Onahole


Now it is the turn of Rikka Takanashi‘s admirers to practice their wristwork, as one of Tamatoys’ notorious parody onaholes which bears more than a passing resemblance to Moebyou’s delinquent heroine has been released.

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  • Lavi commented on November 22, 2012 05:43

    I approuve the thrid step.... More

  • Mudfish commented on November 20, 2012 13:10

    It looks like a mushroom I had at a chinese restaurant last night.... More

Orient Dolls Expo “Warped Beyond Belief”




Top love doll maker Orient Dolls recently celebrated its 35th anniversary with its 3rd “artificial maiden expo,” and the scenes on display there look to have had even hardened doll fanciers agog.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 18, 2012 16:46

    Good enough for Gov. work, looks good to me I would buy one now.... More

  • Daniel Park commented on November 17, 2012 14:19

    Hmm, I like the bookshelf but where would I fit my Star Wars and LOTR collection?... More

Parody Onaholes More Provocative Than Ever



From SAO to Nyuruko and Onamas, lately parody onaholes have been arising to suit all comers, with the market looking anything but soft.

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  • Anonymous commented on November 11, 2012 13:54

    Sweet Ass Online... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 11, 2012 11:22

    The one you come in or the one the box comes in?... More

Not Again: 1000 Watch as Chinese Cops Rescue Sex Doll


Chinese police have been humiliated after 18 of their finest spent close to an hour recovering what turned out to be a discarded sex toy.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 12, 2012 21:16

    Seriously i had a gd laugh...gd try... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 19, 2012 06:46

    Police - EPIC FAIL!!! hahahahaha!!!! :D... More


China’s newly discovered mysterious mushroom, that most rare and expensive of delicacies, has already been incorporated into the nation’s famed cuisine in the form of a dish which may be a bit much even for Chinese gourmands – or at least those who have worked out the secret of its prime ingredient, at any rate…

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  • Anonymous commented on July 9, 2012 20:05

    awww she didn't eat it.... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 30, 2012 17:52

    man, it looks like a dick XD... More


The Chinese media has been utterly humiliated after reporting the discovery of a mysterious mushroom, only have it pointed out to them that it was actually a discarded artificial vagina.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 24, 2012 14:39

    fuck you,did you ever go to mainland? don't perorate without experience... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 9, 2012 20:14

    A food I'd like to give me immortality would be a magical burger that taste like the rainbow and shits out piles of money...... More

Puella Magi Madoka Onanistica


The not inconsiderable overlap between fans of Puella Magi Madoka Magica and onanistically inclined otaku has led to the inevitable line of magical puellae onaholes based on Madoka, Homura and poor Mami, although someone seems to have neglected a certain lovable akuma…

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  • Gitami commented on May 11, 2012 11:33

    Can I get a soulgem version? I'd seriously buy that. The metaphysical masturbatory joy of fucking another soul while engaged over an internet fight on meaning of life and social behaviours.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 10, 2012 15:39

    Um, Quality? :)... More



Those whose sexual partners are generally of the inflatable or plastic variety have been fascinated to gain a glimpse of the place where they come into being – in China, naturally.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 11, 2012 14:13

    Run! It's gonna explode!... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 19, 2012 22:48

    heh.. i prefer the petitroids all in one. what would i ask for?... More

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