Yui, K-ON!’s moesome lead guitarist, has already received a number of unofficial ona-hole incarnations, but the HIP Onabeat is by far the most sophisticated example, sporting two holes, special “blood lotion” which pours forth as Yui’s simulated maidenhood is taken, special brown lotion for anal maniacs, and a miniature dildo (the intended usage of which is fortunately unclear).
ONA PIECE – Nami & Boa Hancock Now Dutch Wives
- Categories: Anime, H, News
- Date: Oct 3, 2010 10:23 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Dutch Wife, Marketing, One Piece, Otaku, Parody
One Piece’s key maidens Nami and Boa Hancock have received the dubious honour of Dutch wife incarnations in the form of “Love Piece.”
Refreshingly chilled shimapan are now on sale in Akihabara, for reasons which are unclear.
Bakemonogatari “Maiden Hole”
- Categories: Anime, H
- Date: Aug 6, 2010 16:31 JST
- Tags: Bakemonogatari, Dutch Wife, Marketing, Oppai, Otaku, Parody
The latest in anime-themed ona-holes suspiciously similar to popular anime characters arises in the form of this Hitagi-esque “Maiden Hole.”
The latest K-ON! themed artificial vaginas to surface are taking even more liberties than the last set:
- Hachiko commented on October 14, 2010 16:28
Ohhhh lovely.... More
- Anonymous commented on August 14, 2010 14:19
Wait,...wait...so Yui, Mio, and Azu~nyan are now whores that are about just as used up as pornstars? Damn, I knew they were lady pimps but really...they're pimping THAT many guys? Damn now I know why everyone... More
Sexy Eva Cosplay Girls Advertise Sex Department Store
- Categories: Anime, H, News
- Date: Jul 20, 2010 04:08 JST
- Tags: Akihabara, Cosplay, Dutch Wife, Evangelion, Image Gallery, Marketing, Oppai
Scantily clad Evangelion cosplayers are the latest promotional tool being used by an Akihabara sex department store.
- Anonymous commented on July 30, 2010 14:16
It seems pretty big from the front, but inside is actually really narrow.... More
- Anonymous commented on July 23, 2010 04:30
woah shite...this was the cosplay group I saw (and followed for around 30 mins) when I went to Akihabara a few days ago...hahahaha...... More
Sex Doll Factory the Stuff of Nightmares
- Categories: Galleries, H, International
- Date: Jul 18, 2010 03:05 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Dolls, Dutch Wife, Guro, Image Gallery, Oppai, Photography
Few sights are as disturbing as that of large gatherings of sex dolls, except, it would seem, the sight of large numbers of them hung in various stages of assembly – rarely has the female form been so terrifying.
A guide to female masturbation running to 130 pages and helpfully packed with manga style illustrations was recently published, including sections on anal onanism, breast onanism, sex toy selection and female anatomy, amongst other topics.
- Anonymous commented on November 29, 2012 00:45
the book actually says masturbation for girls blows sex out of the water lol... More
- Anonymous commented on November 29, 2012 00:42
lol sorry for the necro but this book explained the mystery of autoerotic asphyxiation. Apparently, normally the brain is oxygen deprived to some degree during orgasm and interfering with breathing can help induce that state...... More
ONAN-ON!
- Categories: Anime, H, News
- Date: May 10, 2010 03:03 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Azusa, Dutch Wife, K-ON!, Mio Akiyama, Moe, Onanism, Tsumugi, Yui
The ever close relationship between onanism and K-ON! finally collides in the form of the “ONA-BEAT!” series of Dutch wives, each modeled after a particular keionbu member’s imputed anatomy.
Miku Otaku Sex Slave
- Categories: Anime Figures, News
- Date: Feb 27, 2010 08:28 JST
- Tags: Collections, Dolls, Dutch Wife, Hatsune Miku, Otaku, Ronery, Vocaloid
The cherished dream of a Vocaloid sex slave appears to have been prematurely realised by one otaku, with Hatsune Miku making an appearance in his bedroom at full schoolgirl-scale.
- Anonymous commented on January 2, 2012 08:43
It's actually a bottom line Orient Industry "Nano" plastic life size Barbie Doll, with an upgraded silicone Miku head from the far more costly all silicone Petite Jewel 140cm line. Just merely OK for doggie &... More
- Falos commented on October 20, 2011 11:15
Monitor-television imbalance D:... More
How To Make a USB Ona-Hole (Asuka Version)
- Categories: Anime, H, News
- Date: Feb 2, 2010 14:14 JST
- Tags: Asuka Langley, Dutch Wife, Mods, Onanism, Otaku, PC Hardware, Technology, Tenga
Those wondering how to realise their dubious dreams of an LCD Hime need look no further than this video, which provide a bilingual Engrish/Japanese guide to making a device (“onanism hole”) capable of simulating sex with Asuka.
World’s First Sexbot Debuts
- Categories: Anime Figures, H, News
- Date: Jan 11, 2010 05:38 JST
- Tags: AV, Dolls, Dutch Wife, Las Vegas, Onanism, Robots, Technology, USA
What is being billed as the world’s first sex robot has been unveiled at a Las Vegas porn expo.
- Anonymous commented on December 13, 2011 11:18
Oh my god oh my god robots are taking over the world what a compleate melonhead :o... More
- Anonymous commented on September 8, 2011 04:09
ROFLOL XD wow the old version is fucked up so 2010 atleast the 2011 version is like a gift from freaking god XD... More
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