K-ONahole! Yui “Virgin” Dutch Wife


Yui, K-ON!’s moesome lead guitarist, has already received a number of unofficial ona-hole incarnations, but the HIP Onabeat is by far the most sophisticated example, sporting two holes, special “blood lotion” which pours forth as Yui’s simulated maidenhood is taken, special brown lotion for anal maniacs, and a miniature dildo (the intended usage of which is fortunately unclear).

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  • Hachiko commented on October 14, 2010 16:20

    Blasphemy! We all know Giita stole Yui's virginity after she bought him!... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 9, 2010 17:05

    they used google translate... More

ONA PIECE – Nami & Boa Hancock Now Dutch Wives


One Piece’s key maidens Nami and Boa Hancock have received the dubious honour of Dutch wife incarnations in the form of “Love Piece.”

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  • Anonymous commented on October 23, 2010 08:30

    Her first name is Hancock.... More

  • Anonymous commented on October 15, 2010 07:57

    Anybody knows where I can buy thoe things ? :)... More

Chilled Shimapan Now On Sale


Refreshingly chilled shimapan are now on sale in Akihabara, for reasons which are unclear.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 10, 2010 15:07

    If that was ice cream I'd eat it.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 10, 2010 14:38

    ⑨ approved indeed.... More

Bakemonogatari “Maiden Hole”


The latest in anime-themed ona-holes suspiciously similar to popular anime characters arises in the form of this Hitagi-esque “Maiden Hole.”

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  • Anonymous commented on August 12, 2010 23:34

    *prefers girlfriend* >:]... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 12, 2010 17:42

    So since it's supposed to be the hole of a maiden, will it feel like I'm breaking a hymen when I stick my dick in it?... More

K-ON! Ona-Holes Take Extreme Liberties


The latest K-ON! themed artificial vaginas to surface are taking even more liberties than the last set:

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  • Hachiko commented on October 14, 2010 16:28

    Ohhhh lovely.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 14, 2010 14:19

    Wait,...wait...so Yui, Mio, and Azu~nyan are now whores that are about just as used up as pornstars? Damn, I knew they were lady pimps but really...they're pimping THAT many guys? Damn now I know why everyone... More

Sexy Eva Cosplay Girls Advertise Sex Department Store



Scantily clad Evangelion cosplayers are the latest promotional tool being used by an Akihabara sex department store.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 30, 2010 14:16

    It seems pretty big from the front, but inside is actually really narrow.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 23, 2010 04:30

    woah shite...this was the cosplay group I saw (and followed for around 30 mins) when I went to Akihabara a few days ago...hahahaha...... More

Sex Doll Factory the Stuff of Nightmares




Few sights are as disturbing as that of large gatherings of sex dolls, except, it would seem, the sight of large numbers of them hung in various stages of assembly – rarely has the female form been so terrifying.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 29, 2012 12:04

    ...I didn't find this creepy at all.. OH GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME????... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 3, 2011 13:12

    Wow thats some crazy stuff dude. www.anon-tools.no.tc... More

The Art of Female Onanism



A guide to female masturbation running to 130 pages and helpfully packed with manga style illustrations was recently published, including sections on anal onanism, breast onanism, sex toy selection and female anatomy, amongst other topics.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 5, 2014 03:37

    Woah! I... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 29, 2012 00:45

    the book actually says masturbation for girls blows sex out of the water lol... More



The ever close relationship between onanism and K-ON! finally collides in the form of the “ONA-BEAT!” series of Dutch wives, each modeled after a particular keionbu member’s imputed anatomy.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 30, 2010 12:32

    i want!!! and Mugi /Ritsu? i want 5 action XD... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 13, 2010 23:18

    more like k-ondom!!! lol... More

Miku Otaku Sex Slave


The cherished dream of a Vocaloid sex slave appears to have been prematurely realised by one otaku, with Hatsune Miku making an appearance in his bedroom at full schoolgirl-scale.

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  • Anonymous commented on January 2, 2012 08:43

    It's actually a bottom line Orient Industry "Nano" plastic life size Barbie Doll, with an upgraded silicone Miku head from the far more costly all silicone Petite Jewel 140cm line. Just merely OK for doggie &... More

  • Falos commented on October 20, 2011 11:15

    Monitor-television imbalance D:... More

How To Make a USB Ona-Hole (Asuka Version)



Those wondering how to realise their dubious dreams of an LCD Hime need look no further than this video, which provide a bilingual Engrish/Japanese guide to making a device (“onanism hole”) capable of simulating sex with Asuka.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 4, 2010 00:48

    The boundaries of realism are slowly breaking apart.... More

  • Azure Xuchilbara commented on May 14, 2010 07:56

    I knew Santa Claus is an Otaku!!! *thumbs up*... More

World’s First Sexbot Debuts


What is being billed as the world’s first sex robot has been unveiled at a Las Vegas porn expo.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 13, 2011 11:18

    Oh my god oh my god robots are taking over the world what a compleate melonhead :o... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 8, 2011 04:09

    ROFLOL XD wow the old version is fucked up so 2010 atleast the 2011 version is like a gift from freaking god XD... More

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