Otaku Cleverly Crafts Love Doll: “Who Needs Real Women!”

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The ingenuity of depraved otaku has surpassed even the lowest of expectations as one particularly inventive specimen has manufactured his own love doll, bound to attract an equal amount of both positive acclaim and hateful scorn.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 1, 2016 13:43

    Better than fucking a trumpet in desperation. ps. It comes with two different sized holes for maximum compatibility.... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 30, 2016 13:40

    yea, it sort of seems like Japanese males are losing interest in women. I don't know how true it is but in a post from a few years back someone called them out, said only... More


Fuwary Gymnastics Girl Onahole Frighteningly Flexible

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The A-One crafted Fuwary Onahole (based on an illustration by Chirumakuro) has simulated the tight muscular orifice of a flexible gymnastics girl, sure to have its users performing a myriad of acrobatic feats themselves (albeit of a different variety).

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  • Anonymous commented on April 21, 2016 09:07

    FUCK, I knew I recognized the tits in that thumbnail. I love Chirumakuro!... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 20, 2016 02:52

    mmmhmm, did you know ducks can fly up to 3000 miles non-stop?... More


Aqua Onahole Parody Hopefully Moist

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Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo’s whiny goddess Aqua has earned herself a naughty onahole parody, bound to be “heavily abused” (a common occurrence for the vulnerable girl) by otaku and supposedly simulating her womanly parts, as most parody onaholes tend to improbably boast.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 14, 2016 06:09

    How old was your niese at the time?... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 14, 2016 06:07

    Ever just try a rubber and a chinese finger?... More


Tekokikko Onahole Quite The Handful

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The emergence of the “Tekokikko” onahole may prove handy to dedicated onanists, as the self-pleasure tool supposedly simulates the sensation of a human hand – a dubious concept considering users could just utilize their own actual hand…

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  • Anonymous commented on March 23, 2016 17:07

    i bet that his sister give him a hand... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 23, 2016 16:19

    "the same thing about a girl fingering herself vs partner fingering her." You are stil giving your self a handjob with this thing. Any one who has been in a relation and had at least 1 hj... More


Hotaru Onahole Totally Sweet

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Sweets-crazed lunatic Hotaru of snack food trivia anime Dagashi Kashi has rapidly become the subject of a new onahole, sure to have onanism enthusiasts rambling enthusiastically, much like the girl tends to do herself.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 18, 2016 20:35

    ramune lotion.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 18, 2016 01:30

    How the fuck can you simulate the vagina of someone who doesn't exist? Anyone who wants this is better off dead because they're fucking stupid creeps.... More


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Pleasure device manufacturer Tamatoys have released another loneliness alleviation tool entitled “Hole Friend (Kari)“, based off the Girlfriend (Kari) series which ironically also seeks to eliminate loneliness with its girlfriend simulation elements.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 12, 2016 06:37

    5:15 you're an idiot, futa onaholes exist, they have a blessing in the top, as a matter of fact this great website of ours already previewed a futa onahole, I just want more to be... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 12, 2016 05:15

    It already exist, it's called a "dildo".... More


Dimensionless Onahole “More 2D Than Anything”

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Fans of Musaigen no Phantom World can now sate their desires for the tantalizing Kawakami Mai by way of Tamatoy’s “Dimensionless Onahole“, a self-pleasure device that will have a randomly selected entrance type, possibly convincing lonelier purchasers into buying the same product several times.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 11, 2016 14:55

    "...a self-pleasure device that will have a randomly selected entrance type, possibly convincing lonelier purchasers into buying the same product several times." Gotta fuck'em all?... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 11, 2016 13:57

    that limbo scene is stuck in my head... More


S***m Absorber! Scylla-chan Onahole Certainly Mythical

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The “S***m Absorber! Scylla-chan” device manufactured by Enjoy Toys has offered another erotic fantasy for lonesome otaku, this time allowing users to experience a sexual interaction with a mythical Scylla, or whatever else may be painted on the box.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 24, 2016 09:51

    I am intrigued to know, like they know as the vagina of a Scylla.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 23, 2016 12:56

    :D:D:D... More


Onaho Blublu Fantasy Parody Onahole Lewd Indeed

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Chikuwork’s newest in innovative self-pleasure devices has taken the form of a Granblue Fantasy parody titled “Onaho Blublu Fantasy“, bound to ensure a delightful experience of the sexual variety, which may possibly be determined solely by the extremely sensuous box art.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 12, 2016 04:44

    Latefags are the worst. I spent an entire month parroting this game two years ago and no one gave a shit. Suddenly, everyone is jumping onto the hype train and talking about wanting to fuck... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 11, 2016 23:43

    This character has been so popuolar because she don't wear pants. Besides that i don't know since she is a hell to pull in this grinding game.... More


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Eos Creative Group have sought to revolutionize adult media with the latest in innovative adult paraphernalia called “VirtuaDolls“, a onanistic “game controller” meant to be used in conjunction with virtual reality devices for maximum erotic potential, though the creator still requires generous donations for the device to come to fruition.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 11, 2016 02:56

    Oh man, I'll die and go to heaven with VR lolis.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 11, 2016 02:55

    The pendulum is about to swing the other way. We're on the brink of once again coming to the realization that truly not all men are equal. A 60 IQ aborigine that can only count... More


Hoppa Hentai Vaginar Virgin Red Sentai Parody Onahole

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The latest in humorous onahole parodies has taken the form of “Hoppa Hentai Vaginar Virgin Red“, a sentai-themed self-pleasure device by Hot Powers that naturally promises a thrilling time, though most will likely be unable to get past its gaudy color, preposterous concept and distinctive background.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 6, 2016 12:18

    Zoidberg penis, at that.... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 5, 2016 18:22

    It became green?... More


Is The Order Omame Onahole Parody

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TamaToys has manufactured another parody onahole for lonely onanists to appreciate known as “Is The Order Omame?“, this time combining the kanmusu of Kantai Collection and the cuteness of Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? to form an onanism device sure to compete with the real thing, in the event any of its buyers are familiar with it.

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  • Pumpkin Parfait commented on January 9, 2016 06:08

    Yeah, Kafuu Chino is in junior high. Most of the destroyers and light cruisers in Kancolle look like pre-teens and teenagers too.... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 8, 2016 18:30

    Unless you're saying that onahole should have human rights?... More


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