Admirers of SAO‘s twin-tailed Silica can now intimately familiarise themselves with a very specific part of her anatomy courtesy of Tamatoys’ latest “anal” onaholes – not that it seems likely the dedicated SAO fan would have much experience with this distinction.
Now it is the turn of Rikka Takanashi‘s admirers to practice their wristwork, as one of Tamatoys’ notorious parody onaholes which bears more than a passing resemblance to Moebyou’s delinquent heroine has been released.
Top love doll maker Orient Dolls recently celebrated its 35th anniversary with its 3rd “artificial maiden expo,” and the scenes on display there look to have had even hardened doll fanciers agog.
From SAO to Nyuruko and Onamas, lately parody onaholes have been arising to suit all comers, with the market looking anything but soft.
Chinese police have been humiliated after 18 of their finest spent close to an hour recovering what turned out to be a discarded sex toy.
China’s newly discovered mysterious mushroom, that most rare and expensive of delicacies, has already been incorporated into the nation’s famed cuisine in the form of a dish which may be a bit much even for Chinese gourmands – or at least those who have worked out the secret of its prime ingredient, at any rate…
The Chinese media has been utterly humiliated after reporting the discovery of a mysterious mushroom, only have it pointed out to them that it was actually a discarded artificial vagina.
The not inconsiderable overlap between fans of Puella Magi Madoka Magica and onanistically inclined otaku has led to the inevitable line of magical puellae onaholes based on Madoka, Homura and poor Mami, although someone seems to have neglected a certain lovable akuma…
Can I get a soulgem version? I'd seriously buy that. The metaphysical masturbatory joy of fucking another soul while engaged over an internet fight on meaning of life and social behaviours.... More
Um, Quality? :)... More
Those whose sexual partners are generally of the inflatable or plastic variety have been fascinated to gain a glimpse of the place where they come into being – in China, naturally.
A technically inclined onanist has apparently developed a piece of software designed to exploit the notoriously advanced capabilities of the USB Onacon, capable of not only measuring speed, insertion time and other vital onanistic statistics, but even of uploading the results to Twitter so fellow onanists can compare their performance…
not in Japan, at any rate. I find that likeminded "otaku" abroad couple together to sire otalings.... More
Our fapping will pull us through you fap there and i'll fap here FAP 'EM ALL!!! sorry, just had to finish it... More
Virginal onanists are hailing the advent of the USB Onacon as a major step forward, with at least one reviewer praising it as “like having sex” and others noting that this brings them tantalisingly close to finally being able to lose their virginity to their PCs…
Lolicon and Ro-Kyu-Bu! fans (if the two groups are indeed distinct) have been excited to note the arrival of a series of rather flagrant “LoliTube” onaholes based on characters bearing an uncanny resemblance to those of the greatest and only loli basketball anime to date.
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