Macross D*lta Onahole Parody Quite The Deal

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The latest entry into the Macross franchise has gotten an onahole parody from Tamatoys, boasting discrete holes for the price of 1, along with a princess of song for each.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 22, 2016 03:53

    I sometimes wonder if people actually use these things. I have 6 and they all say "for parody purposes only" clearly on the box,... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 22, 2016 03:50

    I prefer to be called a onahole enthusiast.... More


Bakuona Onahole Parody Rides Hard

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An onahole parody featuring buxom motorcycle girl Suzunoki Rin of Bakuon!! has arrived in the form of the cleverly named “Bakuona“, sure to accentuate the erotic fantasies that users may have for the seductive blonde and likely contributing to Japan’s rapidly declining birth rate.

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  • Reboot commented on June 13, 2016 17:28

    Omake1: Busco a Jacq's... More

  • No Name commented on June 13, 2016 14:36

    Ordered. Rin FTW!... More


KonoSuba Megumin Onahole Parody Truly Magical

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Tamatoys and their unending pursuit of bringing joy to lonely males have provided a new onahole parody based on the popular magic-wielding Megumin of Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!, surely allowing users to cast an explosion of their own – albeit of a very different sort.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 9, 2016 22:18

    They specifically mentioned it is made in Japan and safe, so user have peace of mind.... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 8, 2016 20:18

    Megumin is bae~... More


Double Tentacle Shuriken Onahole Definitely Deadly

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A new onahole going by the name of the “Double Tentacle Shuriken” has (like so many others before it) supposedly offered the latest in self-stimulation, boasting a shuriken-shaped opening and tentacles adorned within that will surely mercilessly dispatch any lingering desire for real physical companionship in its users.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 4, 2016 02:12

    Well thats tragic, sorry for you dude... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 2, 2016 14:09

    I'm sorry that your lost your dick on that accident.... More


Kamui no Miko Onahole Holy Indeed

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Tamatoys have catered to another rampant fetish with their “Kamui no Miko” onahole, a pleasure device that supposedly simulates a sexual experience with a pure shrine maiden – certainly a rare opportunity that should rouse some purchases.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 24, 2016 04:29

    or have a sock still under your bed unwashed since you first masturbate.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 24, 2016 02:11

    So what's you problem? You can still cum on tissue.... More


Nuku Fes! Onahole Parody Oddly Musical

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Chikuwork has created a rather bizarre onahole parody called the “Nuku Fes!“, a Love Live! inspired pleasure device that apparently allows users to simulate playing an instrument whilst the product is in use; a strange enough concept that may have users curious as to whether the musical feature actually functions.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2016 19:45

    The source is already on the genre tags right below the title of this article - Love Live! This product doesn't include any sauce though lol... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2016 14:58

    If you could use this as a controller for School Idol Festival I'd ace in all the events.... More


Iron A** Princess “Surprisingly Soft!”

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Beautiful blonde Kudelia Bernstein of Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron Blooded Orphans has served as the central focus of this lewd onahole parody made by Tamatoys entitled “Iron A** Princess“, no doubt convincing droves of buyers who know no better of its superiority to the 3D article.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 10, 2016 23:53

    How come they knew Kudelia private size?... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 10, 2016 23:52

    The good thing is Chinese bootleg will explode before use... More


Otaku Cleverly Crafts Love Doll: “Who Needs Real Women!”

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The ingenuity of depraved otaku has surpassed even the lowest of expectations as one particularly inventive specimen has manufactured his own love doll, bound to attract an equal amount of both positive acclaim and hateful scorn.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 30, 2016 03:13

    Maybe some kind of onahole heater... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 1, 2016 13:43

    Better than fucking a trumpet in desperation. ps. It comes with two different sized holes for maximum compatibility.... More


Fuwary Gymnastics Girl Onahole Frighteningly Flexible

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The A-One crafted Fuwary Onahole (based on an illustration by Chirumakuro) has simulated the tight muscular orifice of a flexible gymnastics girl, sure to have its users performing a myriad of acrobatic feats themselves (albeit of a different variety).

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  • Anonymous commented on April 21, 2016 09:07

    FUCK, I knew I recognized the tits in that thumbnail. I love Chirumakuro!... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 20, 2016 02:52

    mmmhmm, did you know ducks can fly up to 3000 miles non-stop?... More


Aqua Onahole Parody Hopefully Moist

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Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo’s whiny goddess Aqua has earned herself a naughty onahole parody, bound to be “heavily abused” (a common occurrence for the vulnerable girl) by otaku and supposedly simulating her womanly parts, as most parody onaholes tend to improbably boast.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 14, 2016 06:09

    How old was your niese at the time?... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 14, 2016 06:07

    Ever just try a rubber and a chinese finger?... More


Tekokikko Onahole Quite The Handful

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The emergence of the “Tekokikko” onahole may prove handy to dedicated onanists, as the self-pleasure tool supposedly simulates the sensation of a human hand – a dubious concept considering users could just utilize their own actual hand…

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  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2016 08:18

    It would be better to advertise that it simulates a girl's real hand. As we all know girls have softer hands than guys do. Unless these guys think that we're into that sort of thing...?... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 23, 2016 17:07

    i bet that his sister give him a hand... More


Hotaru Onahole Totally Sweet

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Sweets-crazed lunatic Hotaru of snack food trivia anime Dagashi Kashi has rapidly become the subject of a new onahole, sure to have onanism enthusiasts rambling enthusiastically, much like the girl tends to do herself.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 18, 2016 20:35

    ramune lotion.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 18, 2016 01:30

    How the fuck can you simulate the vagina of someone who doesn't exist? Anyone who wants this is better off dead because they're fucking stupid creeps.... More


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