Top 10 Reasons You Didn’t Buy The 3DS

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Nintendo’s much trumpeted 3DS increasingly has a Virtual Boy air about it, with buzz and sales having subsided rather too quickly for comfort – Japanese asked why it is they haven’t bothered buying it explain why in this survey.

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  • zeeohsix commented on June 19, 2011 18:13

    you can turn off the 3d in the 3ds. you can adjust how much 3d you want... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 8, 2011 15:45

    What about the reason where I don't care?... More


Metal Gear Solid 3DS Ideal vs Actuality

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Solid Snake fans are lamenting the yawning gulf between the highly promising preview images of Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D(S) and the actual gameplay images.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 31, 2012 22:01

    You CANNOT COMPARE THE GRAPHICS of the 3DS without actually seeing the game in 3D! Obviously 2D representations of a game in full 3D will look bad. Do you guys even think before you post?... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 11, 2011 18:53

    I think the lighting is different because its rendered for 3D now. 2D images are easier to filter with 2D background settings and cool lighting effects to give it the illusion of 3D, but when... More


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Nintendo has cancelled the Scandinavian release of Dead or Alive over concerns that it may fall foul of Sweden’s absurd child pornography laws.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 23, 2014 17:50

    Honestly..who gives a shit about ''dead or alive'' anymore. their franchise features girls who never change, never get more beautiful, never age at ALL, and for the life of anyone with intelligence... look to be... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 2, 2012 08:03

    "features three sexy female characters under the age of 18" Wait if they are children then HOW CAN THEY BE SEXY?! PEDOPHILE!! (sarcasm)... More


3DS Falls Flat? Not For Long – Senran Kagura Boob Action

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The hitherto all but untapped erotic possibilities of the 3DS are finally to be exploited, with the release of demi-eroge Senran Kagura.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 26, 2011 17:35

    I'm so fucking sick of this rumor...nintendo won't brick shit and be on the receiving end of courtroom rapings...besides 1000 bucks says hackers make a custom OS the second nintendo tries to brick a system(if... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 26, 2011 17:31

    All they have to do is have it send false data...... More


3DS AR Boob Jiggling Action

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The augmented reality features of the 3DS are as usual being put to unexpectedly good use – in this case in order to give Chihaya the frontage she has always sought.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 25, 2012 08:28

    boobs that barely bounce around like jello fail? Ecchi FAIL.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 20, 2011 09:10

    if only i can do that to my gf... More


3DS AR “Too Amazing”

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The augmented reality possibilities of the 3DS seem to be gaining a following for reasons Nintendo perhaps did not foresee.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 18, 2011 08:22

    How much does Sony pay you to pretend that 900 dollars is a good investment in a piece of crap? Are you not the same sonyfags who were so blown away that the 3DS could cost... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 9, 2011 05:33

    i have to agree with you this probably work only on their own picture that they have programmed to use with 3ds. no way the 3ds can just take any picture of dinosaur and augment it... More


IdolMaster 2 Outsells Killzone 3

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Japanese gamers have been presented with yet another perverse week of game sales – this time with IdolMaster 2 bombing with a pathetic 36,000 sales, but still better than the pathetic reception top PS3 blockbuster Killzone 3 received, with only 26,000.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 9, 2011 00:06

    Seriously, you people get hooked over this lame idol master shit? What a waste of polygons. Thank goodness that we don't have this in America. Imma gonna get back to mah Call of Duty. HEADSHOT,... More

  • PrinceHeir commented on March 4, 2011 16:21

    just shows you how different east and west is. and that's not a bad thing :P... More


3DS “Only” Sells 370,000

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Japanese sales of Nintendo’s newly released 3DS in the two days since its release came to 371,326, underwhelming many who for some reason had much higher expectations of the console.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 4, 2011 05:40

    you made my day.... More

  • cats2 commented on March 3, 2011 07:23

    In other news, optometrist visits are skyrocketing, and 350,000 people complained about severe headaches and eye pain "for some reason".... More


3DS “Already Cracked” “400,000 Sold”

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Nintendo’s newly launched 3DS has reportedly already been cracked to run pirated software, amidst sales said to have reached 400,000.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 28, 2011 10:04

    X_X... More

  • Day2Dream commented on February 28, 2011 00:15

    You forgot eye killer =P.... More


3DS “Causes Mass Eye Pain” “Needs 15m Break Every 30m”

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Nintendo’s much anticipated 3DS has been launched, but the reception is proving mixed – a great many users are reporting using the 3D mode for any length of time hurts their eyes, whilst Nintendo has issued an unprecedented advisory to “take a 15 minute break every 30 minutes of 3D play.”

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  • Dream Weaver commented on March 1, 2011 19:02

    Hey, Nintendo told you so and a doctor said so. You chose not to listen. That's your own fault.... More

  • Chiaki H commented on February 28, 2011 12:58

    They've been warning about this for a while, how is this surprising at all?... More


Nintendo Fanboys Suppress Doctor’s 3DS Warning

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Nintendo fans have forced an ophthalmologist to remove material explaining the possible dangers the 3DS poses to small children through a campaign of harassment.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 30, 2011 04:10

    Hey now, this isn't the Japanese as a whole; This is a 2ch raid. You wouldn't judge the whole of America based on the actions of some 4chan raid, would you? Because really, I've seen a lot... More

  • PrinceHeir commented on February 15, 2011 14:52

    well if they don't like it they don't have to read it though :\... More


Nintendo: “All Your Save Data Are Belong To Us”

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Nintendo is claiming people who exchange save data are infringing its copyright.

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  • Anonymous commented on February 17, 2011 14:13

    FUCK NINTENDO! SHITHEADS!... More

  • PrinceHeir commented on February 15, 2011 14:23

    well if your using the saves as a way to hack the system yeah i agree it's bad. but if you jsut want to share with friends? i think it's okay as long as you... More


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