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For the first time since records began, fewer Japanese schoolgirls are having sex, with statistics showing a precipitous drop in the rates of sexual activity amongst the nation’s young people of both genders – delighting creepy middle-aged virgin hunters but surely inducing despair amongst the nation’s sex-starved schoolboys.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 25, 2012 15:57

    This is bad how? Most places try to keep minors from having sex.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 11, 2012 02:43

    >Why should the state encourage promiscuity? Pension money has to come from somewhere... More


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Pussy-sucking idol Shoko-tan has taken a break from cosplaying Pikachu (she has a role in the latest Pokemon movie) to reveal she “wants to give birth as soon as possible,” prompting a great deal of speculation as to what she means.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 28, 2012 04:16

    Yesss, the ass shots of her cats ass were necessary huh?... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 27, 2012 18:04

    And in an interview, the writer said it's pronounced Cluh-Luh with kind of like a cough sound. Don't try to correct someone if you're doing it wrong yourself.... More


“4 Fashion Failings That Will Keep You Single For Life”

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A female fashion expert has been sharing her sage insights into the “painful” fashion failings most likely to condemn any man to perpetual bachelorhood, and as is the way with such things, otaku fashion comes in for the obligatory drubbing.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 23, 2012 00:05

    I'm just gonna paste this here from a youtube video 2000 bucks a Japanese made this video, possibly the most insecure people on earth. They have to follow silly idiosyncracies and conform otherwise they panic. Also... More

  • Shima-kun989 commented on July 21, 2012 05:50

    in your other pants pocket... More


At Last: Now You Can Date Miku

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Hatsune Miku fans are salivating over the prospect of taking Miku out for a date after one of her fans developed AR tech which demonstrates him doing just that, thanks in part to the power of Kinect.

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  • Hatsune Mikufan commented on May 12, 2013 09:08

    I would kinda like to experience something where I could be Miku in an Anime Dimention of those cool glasses ^^... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 12, 2012 14:21

    dude! this is awsome !!!!!!!!!!! i so want this now.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... More


AKB48’s Rino Sashihara Apologises for Having Sex with Fan

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“Super-carnivore” AKB48 idol Rino Sashihara has partially admitted allegations that she pursued one of her own creepy otaku fans for sex, and has been dumped from the group and banished to the wastes of Kyushu.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 26, 2013 04:34

    Wait a minute.......You mean to tell me this WOMAN (she is over 18 years of age) for some reason is forbidden from having sex ???? Are you shitting me???? By the time I... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 15, 2012 15:06

    Sad story...but i believe there is no girl who walk into the entertainment industry could save her virginity for long or at least keep herself out of scandals...the entertainment industry is a double edge blade... More


“Super-Carnivore” AKB48 Girl, 15, in Otaku Sex Scandal

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AKB48 member Rino Sashihara has been outed as a “super-carnivore” who pursued one of her creepy otaku fans for sex when she was only 15.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 2, 2015 13:46

    WTF is AKB48? and who cares if some girl celeb wants to have sex. Am I missing something?... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 1, 2013 01:18

    So bringing up Johnny's is supposed to water down the fact that these AKB girls are forgivable sluts? Haas anyone heard notorious scandals like this from male idol counterparts? Not as frequent as this lot.... More


TV Tokyo Man Busted for Minor Maid Molestation

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A TV Tokyo employee has been arrested for committing indecent acts with a 16-year-old maid he met working the streets of Akihabara, saying “she was my type.”

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  • Musashi75 commented on April 20, 2013 05:42

    special loli underage division with "Pedobear" motto on their cars and helicopters to prevent underage from fakkin around ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅᶘ... More

  • Musashi75 commented on April 20, 2013 05:36

    i am from germany and if i was 18 and my girlfriend underage (14) and if the parents don´t mind it´s ok well i had an underage GF in my best times..... More


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The 9 articles of otaku paraphernalia most likely to creep out any girl – “even an otaku girl” – have been helpfully collated, and have been hailed online as an admirable guide to the path of perpetual virginity.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 4, 2017 10:32

    2. Creepy female costumes – who is going to end up wearing that!? Pffff.... that's why I date cosplayer girls. They provide their own female costumes and are happy to wear them.... More

  • ricky murray commented on July 31, 2013 08:00

    lol what This list is trying to say is. Get ready to hide the shit in your rooms japan :P... More


FOX: “Japan Will Become Extinct!”

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Fox News reports that the Japanese will soon go extinct if they do not start making more babies soon, warning that this might be of consequence even to Americans and blaming the usual suspects of herbivorous men, otaku virgins and weird Japanese who prefer making friends “with robots.”

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  • Anonymous commented on October 29, 2012 16:37

    Not necessarily, but it's strongly recommended that you proceed to the nearest window to verify it for yourself. If you then determine that the sky is actually blue, review the rest of the report... More

  • Elizebeth commented on June 30, 2012 23:00

    Japanese will not disappear off the face of the earth'... More


Ishihara: “Young Men Have Small Penises!”

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Tokyo’s 79-year-old fuhrer Shintaro Ishihara’s latest rant against young people is to accuse of them of failing to have sex and produce more taxslaves due to worries about their small penises and propensity to premature ejaculation.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 1, 2012 07:36

    Dammit Ishihara! Your novels are fucking sexy but your a loli-hating DICKHEAD!!!!... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 1, 2012 07:35

    I farted apples... More


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Net idol Shoko-tan has been celebrating her 10th year of minor stardom with a live performance and some topless posing, revealing that she wants to quit her hikikomori lifestyle and is desperate for a pussy-loving boyfriend who will put up with her doing nothing but watching anime all day…

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  • Anonymous commented on March 13, 2015 14:27

    I like both pussy's :P... More

  • david commented on July 26, 2012 03:17

    I would love to be her boyfriend...... More


“The 9 Most Annoying Ways of Appearing Cute to Guys”

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Some of the most commonly deployed female tactics for appearing as cute as possible (known as “burikko”) which Japanese women find the most irritating have been inspiring much sympathy online.

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  • lyrasexplushie commented on June 2, 2012 10:03

    You just need some training! Wit outflanks Face.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 11, 2012 07:19

    Is third world, not level, you fucktard.... More


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