Winning the 400m, Otaku Style: “True Showboating”

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The “world’s fastest otaku” has been attracting much praise (and the usual revulsion) for his unique podium celebrations, bringing a new meaning to the term “showboating” by being joined by his favourite battleship girl…

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  • Anonymous commented on September 16, 2014 22:55

    If there is a kickboxer that cross dresses when he makes an entrance in the ring which I highly respect for his martial art talent, this guy I also give my respects for being himself.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 15, 2014 00:46

    lol westboro and wth is with this thumbs down, you dont get the joke do you?... More


World’s Youngest Dakimakura User Exposed

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2ch has been marvelling at what is probably the world’s most precocious dakimakura user (and possibly the world’s youngest Tomodachi ga Sukunai fan as well, and by some accounts the cutest), whom less kind observers remark is unusually short and bald even for a creepy otaku.

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  • Darkwiz666 commented on February 7, 2013 13:38

    Yeah, because laying on a 16 year old girls breasts is an indicator of liking 1-12 year old girls...... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 30, 2013 09:06

    He's gonna be a lolicon :|... More


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Already renowned for cultivating an audience of creepy old otaku “big friends” alongside its primary demographic of 6-year-old girls with Precure, Toei now looks to have set its sights on furry fandom – their latest offering being a full on furry dakimakura featuring Wolfrun.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 16, 2013 09:59

    hot worgen dude... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2013 03:15

    but i like both genres! what's wrong with that?... More


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For those otaku willing to risk permanently removing themselves from the human genepool, to say nothing of ridicule and persecution at the hands of neighbours and passers-by, “ita-curtains” (also “moe-curtains”) are reputedly proving more popular than ever, with a vast variety of bishoujo-emblazoned curtains now available for those brave enough to deploy them.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 10, 2012 22:35

    Pic 17-20 That guy has good taste.... More

  • Otaku Stew commented on September 7, 2012 17:37

    I'm already not having sex so I might as well have the curtains that go along with that.... More


Shameless Otaku Lies With Girlfriend in Public

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Comiket 82′s parade of otaku infamy looks to be well in hand already, beginning with one notorious individual who has been spotted sleeping with his half-naked girl in public…

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  • Anonymous commented on August 15, 2012 08:34

    The roast beef flaps... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 14, 2012 02:24

    Why can they sell uncensored ero dakimakura? How does that work with the censorship laws?... More


Fate/Zero Manga More Guro Than Ever

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Some Fate fans are wishing for a return to the friendly penis monsters of old, so grotesquely exacting is the anatomical precision with which the latest chapter of Fate/Zero explores heads being smashed in.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 8, 2012 18:29

    Head of another child? Is the manga still stuck with Caster? That derpass and his asshole master were already eliminated weeks ago..... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 8, 2012 18:28

    Head of another child? Is the manga still stuck with Caster? That derpass and his asshole master were already eliminated weeks ago.... More


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Japan’s creepy otaku have earned even more notoriety with the invention of “dakimakura nyotaimori,” with the inventor demonstrating the practice by eating sushi off his Lynette Bishop dakimakura cover for the full “Nyotaimori Witches” experience.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 18, 2012 02:14

    Ha! this is mentally retarded.... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 29, 2012 06:49

    Well, at least he used foil to protect the pillow case.... More


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The 9 articles of otaku paraphernalia most likely to creep out any girl – “even an otaku girl” – have been helpfully collated, and have been hailed online as an admirable guide to the path of perpetual virginity.

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  • ricky murray commented on July 31, 2013 08:00

    lol what This list is trying to say is. Get ready to hide the shit in your rooms japan :P... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 4, 2012 18:49

    Thou art I.. And I am thou.. thou shalt have our blessings when thou choosest to create a Persona of the Otaku Persona..... More


40 “Practically Undriveable” Itasha

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The extremes of devotion with which some otaku have decorated their precious itasha have lately fallen under critical scrutiny for the deleterious effects they may exert on the concentration and driving ability of the lucky owners, to say nothing of other road users…

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  • Anonymous commented on March 4, 2012 18:32

    Anyone else notice that the dolls in many of these cars had seatbelts on? Safety first!... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 1, 2012 04:13

    IT IS I TENTACLEMAN IM HERE TO TAKE YOUR WAIFUMOBILE AND USE it as a Pleasuring Tool... More


Top 10 Anime Girls You Want To Sleep With

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Anime otaku supply a ranking of the anime girls they would most like to take to bed (as dakimakura), once again demonstrating the mayfly-lifespan popular bishoujo seem to enjoy.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 29, 2012 01:48

    @Anon 03:20 Go to hell bitch. Get lost you asshole.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 6, 2012 11:43

    see this is why you guys have no girlfriends, you post and waste your time on these anime sites. so get off your lazy butts and get a good job and a college edu. no... More


79% of Women: “Posters of Girls = NG”

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A Fuji TV claim that 79% of women cannot abide the prospect of girlie posters in a man’s room has otaku up in arms – not least when they realise female objections extend even as far as desktop wallpaper…

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  • Joe Y commented on November 4, 2011 23:23

    So anyone got a link to this actual episode or anything?... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 2, 2011 22:28

    does your mom count?... More


So You Want To Sleep With QB…

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Fans of loveable akuma Kyubey finally get the chance to bed their favourite cuddly incubator – though of course, there is the small matter of the required contract.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 19, 2011 07:39

    You can get it from other sites for less anyways... Commin price in japan is converted $90.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 18, 2011 02:57

    Can I put put it in? (my grief seeds?)... More


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